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Some Models in La Perla Lingerie of the Day

La Perla is a more luxurious version of Victoria’s Secret that I wouldn’t really be surprised to find out is actually a division of Victoria’s Secret, because if I was Victoria’s Secret, I would branch out from my sweatshops that I own overseas and develop my business by creating signature brands for celebrities and models that they’ve created…I would manufacture for all the competitors at a lower cost than what they would pay, since Victoria’s Secret has a corner on the market..I would do high end and low and pretty much just fuck everyone out of their underwear money…getting richer and richer and richer… That said, La Perla may not or may not be Victoria’s Secret, it is marketed much sexier than Victoria’s secret, their current campaign, although black and white and I hate black and white…is all fucking high end and awesome to look at.. Now I don’t know if you can jerk off to this, but I probably can. I’ll keep you posted. homo.

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Audrina Patridge Fails at Cosplay of the Day

If you remember who Audrina Patridge is, then you may have never asked yourself “I wonder what happened to Audrina Patridge”…you just assumed that with all reality stars except maybe the Kardashians, she fated into obscurity, or maybe, she just hit rock bottom… I mean sure she’s going to always make money, or have money with residuals and investments her business manager set up for her…but in terms of fame and relevance..she’s fucking nothing…even if she is able to support her boyfriend financially… Well, it turns out that if you thought she hit rock bottom, but weren’t too sure, here is the proof that she did hit rock bottom this past weekend – at Comicon…where she did some Cosplay shit which screams “remember me, remember me, remember me”…Cosplay shit that wasn’t erotic or that didn’t bring out and fantasies in anyone…but just Cosplay that looked like it was from a porn set where she just got cummed all over… Either way…it’s safe to say…she’s done…if you didn’t think she already was done… TO SEE THE HIGHLIGHT OF COMICON WAS JESSICA ALBA – CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan…. #452833026 / gettyimages.com #452833024 / gettyimages.com #452833042 / gettyimages.com #452833102 / gettyimages.com I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too… I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset… That’s all I have to say about that…

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Genevieve Morton Hosts Vegas Pool Parties of the Day

Genevieve Morton is some fat Sports Illustrated model people get mad at me for calling fat…even though she is fat…I mean even she knows she’s fat…otherwise she’d wear a two piece and her gut that’s hanging out wouldn’t be there…. She reminds me of Miss Piggy. A South African Miss Piggy, who like all other White South African’s is really nice to black people. You know, the kind of girl raised with good morals and values when it comes to slavery… She’s on some “Get famous now or never” kick and she’s done one or two campaigns, which is more than she’s ever done before. She’s hosting pool parties in vegas and she looks like sloppy shit doing it…but people seem to like her massive tits, without realizing she’s got a massive everything else… She’s the worst. TO SEE THE OTHER PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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2015 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day

Calendar’s are such a dated concept. Like magazines. Digital made them obsolete. But I guess these girls still thinks it matters to be in it. Maybe it does. I just don’t understand why anyone would ever buy one….maybe they aren’t even for sale…maybe there is no actual calendar..just digital pics for the internet to post to help market the brand of tires…without every showing a tire… It’s weird, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like it. This year’s Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel starring Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/category/gigi-hadid” target=”_blank”> Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . Who cares…

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Alyssa Arce for Yume Magazine of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some Playboy chick who I was convinced was going to change the face of Playboy. Because Playboy fell into the fucking gutter for two reasons. The first is because Hef got old and started choosing tranny looking blondes from the 90s, in the 2010s. It’s not his fault, he peaked int he 60s and rode that wave and brand proper for a long fucking time. The other reason is Manwin now Mindgeek…the owners of every porntube site, even the ones you don’t think they own, the company that destroyed porn, licensed the brand to handle their online sites for half a billion dollars and started using any girl they could find in the lowest caliber stripclub…diluting the quality of the pics and girls and pretty much sucking… But then…Alyssa Arce came along…with her massive tits and hipster vibe and I thought what a perfect crossover girl…who does fashion and nudity, perfect…. So here she is in some other magazine, not playboy and not naked….which is a bummer because I’ve posted her named HERE , HERE , HERE and HERE and I think she looks a lot better….but these pics are ok too…

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Hot Girl in Panties Trying to Save Her Car from Being Towed of the Day

This is porn to me. I already love RUssian women because they are money grubbers with no soul, who work as models and hookers and really anything that takes advantage of their hot as fuck faces and bodies. I assume there was some ethnic cleansing during communist rule, because seriously, every Russian girl I have met has been amazing… Anyway, this girl saw her car getting towed and I guess was in bed in her panties and ran out to try to save it…and the video was captured for us to masturbate to… Thank god for this girl…and thank god for this video…I am in love.

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Mel B’s Tits and Her New Friend of the Day

Every once in a while a paparazzi pic happens that makes me laugh…and think “Hey, despite killing Princess Diana, and going onto steal pics of these famous people, that in reality they have grey area right to take pics of, only to sell for insane amounts of money, and hire evil legal teams to sue all the websites out there that uses them without permission, even though Facebook, Twitter, and sites based in other countries can do whatever the fuck they want and the public can find said images we are trying to sell for insane amount of money…sometimes they capture a great moment”… Like Mel B with hug tits being creeped on by some homeless guy that may even be one of her many illegit kids…like the one she has with Eddie Murphy…#classwars and #titties VIA SOURCE

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