Crackhead Arguing with the Ground Cosmetic Theft Idiot in the Lion Den Driver on Icy Roads Plane Bridge Collapse Camel Chases Man Waitress with Hot Dog in her Vagina… Ladder Fail The post Gross Chick Eating Raw Steak in her Panties And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jemima Kirke is some bitch who makes me want to eat pancakes….and not just because her tits are shitty and pancake shaped…but because Aunt Jemima is my one true childhood love..that is the bitch who raised me after my mom died of AIDS and the foster home took me in…. Jemima Kirke’s childhood was a little different, her dad a drummer in Bad Company…so she’s got some cool associated with her not having to be cool. She was also in Girls which means she’s LENA DUNHAMS friend and that alone is disappointing…as are these clips from her nude scene. I expect more out of celebrity militant feminists on a mission to grow out their armpit hair…I mean this bush….way too fucking tame… Do better. Liar. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kitrysha is some Asian instagram girl who looks like she could be a sex worker, like in the porno films all you perverts watch, in the Asian category all you perverts with small dicks watch, because you’ve heard the rumors, that are likely not true, that Asians have small pussy holes and don’t mind small dick…but some of the most insane insertion videos I’ve seen have been with Asian women… She’s only got one name…which is how you know you are dealing with an artist. This 20 something year old Kitrysha who is a half Italian / half Filipino – has her tits out for the cause, whatever the fuck that cause is…. The pics are on Polaroid, therefore they are art, current, hip, one time moment caputred in that moment, instantly…unlike any other pic you take with your iphone and upload to the internet, this one you have to actually physically scan…. making her showing us her labia just self expression man….effort went into this…differentiating her from all the girls who don’t scan their nudes… I remember a time when the only way to get nudes from a girl was Polaroids, because they didn’t want to be on real film that you’d get developed at the photo store…back when nudist pervert girls were hard to find…now they are everywhere. Nothing wrong with that nudist self expression. It is far better than the homeless dude who self expresses himself by doing art with his sick smelling yellow feces… Ultimately, it’s just a naked body, nothing to hide or be ashamed of and everything to jerk off to if you’re into pics not hardcore throat fucking porn… Sex Positive! Always. The post Kitrysha Polaroids Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Naked BREXIT girl Women Steal 1000 Pairs of Panties Awesome Driver of the Day Naked on the Train Bikini Girls and Frozen Water Woman Vandalizing the Church Bulls in a China Shop – Literally Dude Destroys his Bike after being Ticketed for Not Wearing a Helmet The post Weird Friskies Public Sex Ad and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think one of the least attractive names in the history of names is Claudia…so I try not to look at these Claudia tits and think that they are named Claudia tits…because it’s the least attractive names in History. That said…. Claudia, if that’s even her real name, who doesn’t have a last name, so I can’t find her on instagram to Judge her and her life choices, is posing in what I am sure she considers art, totally naked, for some pervert who baited her in cuz he wanted to control her poses and stare at her pussy….and not be deemed a pervert…it’s a photographer thing… Is getting all dramatic with her in bed poses, showing her personality, her soul, her inner inspirations…and by all that I mean her tits…these are just an excuse to show off some great tits…and any excuse for that is a friend of mine…even if she’s not my friend and will probably send an email asking me to take it all down. Mean people. The post Claudia Shows Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who cares about Shanina Shaik….or her ass in a bikini in Miami. I am only posting pics of her ass in a slutty bikini in Miami cuz I am a pervert. I’d like to pretend I am doing it because she’s a brown skinned model…and if you’re in the media, or doing advertising, or really any of that….you’ve got no choice but to put all kinds of gay, queer, lesbian, culturally different people into every ad, tv show, movie… But this site isn’t that racist, or considered a media property, we hardly exist…and I am not one to discriminate girls or post them up for any reason besides them behaving slutty. I do find it funny to see everyone in media scrambling to be culturally sound. To not leave anyone out. Gay married interracial couples….and the same split of ethnicities cast to reflect America’s population, even if ethnicities all stick together in real life…on TV they are all in the same family. Hilarious. I am from Canada, so they’ve been doing this for years. The First Degrassi ad a black kid, a native, a handicap, a gay … our lives have been this multicultural infomercial that is so safe, and tame and inoffensive that it becomes offensive…. But seeing this hit America..is jokes….. So this isn’t token ethnic model post, it’s just post on asses…we like asses. Here she is with Jasmine Tookes in Miami… To SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shanina Shaik Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Marta Morilla has her tits off while making dumb facial expressions to sow you how silly, and wild and how she doesn’t take herself too seriously…while being stripped down to bear her soul to you….and by soul I mean all these girls on the internet producing content about themselves, naked or not naked, or trying to manipulate us with their tits to think they are stripping down and showing us their souls, but they are just manipulating, pulling tactics, creating identities and messaging for all of us to buy into their LIES… But at least we get to see their tits….unfortunately not her pussy today…she’s building up to that…you can’t expect to give a dude anal on the first date if you want his respect or to call you back…unless he has to, since he’s been everywhere he needs to go….right. She Looks old..but never too old for a goodtime with tits. The post Marta Morilla brings A Series of Unfortunate Facial Expressions to her Tit Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot. Nice. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elsa Hosk is the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…at least according to me at this moment right now… I am not one of those dudes who ever had friends. I never socialized with other dudes. I found that whole dynamic massively queer…like a brotherhood to share your stories, your dreams, your bullshit with….silly really. But I know dudes who used to get together and talk about celebs or models they want to fuck, and who they think is the hottest, they’d do viral clickbait top 10 lists in their mom’s basement whilst eating chips and playing videogames….so I don’t have an actual list of hottest VS models… I just feel this Swedish basketball player turned nude model for a mall brand, sweatshop produced, iconic to the middle of the road America…is top and that is still saying something because the mall brand that buys hot chicks internationally and imports them to America, still use hot chicks, and invest budget into building up their online persona, their celebrity, all to sell more panties….they even sell some off to Leo, some off to that homo Adam Levine, some off to Tom BRady and other celebrities who are in on the scam to hype them up…or just buying into the hype…as it is all part of their marketing…to create celeb models for their mall brand….in what is pretty clever marketing because VS exists in a big way…. This is a hot enough titty grab…for social media cuz they get performance bonuses on social media. I’m just glad they haven’t got sucked into the fat chicks out of pressure from the internet. Good thinking mall brand. Stick to your guns on this one. We have to see enough fat chicks in lingerie eveerytime our wives read a 50 shades of grey book. Here she is for a magazine… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk Topless and Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal has found her twin in Marnie the Dog I know that’s mean to say about poor Marnie the rescue who got famous and exploited by his parents at its old age… People embraced Marnie and Nina Agdal is now mooching the fuck off of the poor dog because once you mooch off Leo dicaprio and Christie Brinkley’s son and all the other men she’s sugar babied. She’s not that rich from being a SI model. Not bad for a retard looking waterhead… Poor Marnie. Shameless Nina. Trash. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal Topless with her Twin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .