Jennifer Lawrence is in what looks like a mesh dress, but I just think it is an optical illusion, and that she’s just out there trying to promote some movie she is in because she fell in love with the director of that movie on that set and it means a lot to her that the movie does well…clickbaiting us all like the scam that she is… I don’t find her hot or interesting, but it does make me want to cross reference this outfit to her tits, and thanks to google, her slutty selfies, the fappening, and the internet never forgetting..I can… Because that is Jennifer Lawrence’s official best performance… The post Jennifer Mesh Dress Wild Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ireland Baldwin is a massive girl, she’s like 7 feet tall and 300 pounds, and no one gives a fuck about her, not even her family, but she had a minute of “instagram influencer”…beach life…surf like…bikini model…that I guess was boring and not authentic to her brand of broken girl…so she went lesbian, tattooed, dark…a public meltdown…and I guess she’s back…still uninteresting, still stuck in her cousin’s shadow when it was once the other way around because her parents are more important, and now…she’s jacked up her face…but is posting bra pics…so take it in…not quite magical…but there.. The post Ireland Baldwin Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher….In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occassionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits…. The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, like a Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at a WHOPPING 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame… But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat…thanks to being 40 and clearly a fat chick…because the world is embracing fat…even giving job to fat chicks instead of skinny chicks….like it takes effort to be fat, effort beyond struggling up the stairs… She’s already Pushing her 2018 Calendar of the Day – photoshopped While people like Ashley Graham, a real fatty, in this HUGELY popular massive shit taking, heavy eating, pretending she’s healthy, trying to be skinny, fatty…continue to perpetuate the plus size scam…probably because they are seeded to the world by the pharma industry that wants people fat and sick…WHO Knows… And that concludes my token fat post of the day in a world that is too fat…. The post Fat Girl Kelly Brook VS Ashely Graham in the BBW Fat Chick Trying to Be Hot Post of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Anna Faris is recently divorced, or getting divorced, from her husband of many years who has suddenly become famous or as famous as he always wanted to be and has no need to leverage a hot wife to give him credibility…you know the checks are coming in and new pussy is out there to fuck….why waste time on an old hag who is pretty fucking hot..but banged out and not new pussy…because new pussy is always better.. Leaving her all old, her prime years behind her, disenchanted and cock-hating….forcing her to become a lesbian in a lesbian relationship with Emma Roberts…like she was Stella Maxwell because pUSSY tastes good tho… There may be no fact to this story. The post Emma Roberts and Anna Faris are Dating of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot but she’s rich… I do find it sad that she killed John Ritter, who after watching IT featuring Seth Green this past weekend, prepping for IT featuring who the fuck cares this weekend seeing as I won’t be going to see it, pretty sad….because John Ritter was a great average at best talent..but a likeable guy…who would probably still be with us if this girl in her mid 20s when he died didn’t contribute to his heart failure while rocking some slutty 90s outfit… They were on a show together, you see there is life before Big Bang Theory, it just didn’t pay as much…but not much does..girl’s going to have over 100 million from the last few years alone and that’s just absurd…considering she’s not that hot, not that talented, but I guess sucking John Ritter Jack Tripper soul…gave her the power to make it…WHO KNOWS…or cares.. She’s in a bathing suit with her dude, possibly her brother, but assuming it’s a lover…or husband or boyfriend…I don’t watch Big Bang Theory or care about Kaley Cuoco…but you do…so here. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Poppy Delevingne is Cara’s sister who I think was a more famous model and who invited Cara into her inner modeling world before Cara took it the fuck over with her winning / edgy / lesbian personality….eventually getting into movies and being seen as a legit celeb…while leaving POPPY back home to fend for herself in her modeling, to leverage off her sister’s fame, and to go to red carpet events in sheer dresses, nipple out, so people notice her and so that she still matters…weird. The post Poppy Delevingne Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich… She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies… So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles… Funny cute chicks don’t appeal to me…but clearly they appeal to someone… The post Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne may be hot bodied but she’s also tranny faced from all kind of botox and injections that rebuilt her face like the other girls her age. It’s the trend. When I Was in my 20s, girls wore khakis from the Gap and drank Starbucks, now they are jacking their faces up….going to EDM parties and acting like idiots… I realize she’s got this hot body, but seeing her dancing and posing in some contrived while pretending she doesn’t give a fuck way is annoying….you know this is scripted, staged and she’s a pawn in the whole thing… BUT at least she wears see through dresses while dancing around, looking like she’s medicated or drugged, all nipples everywhere, but you can barely see them because she’s a ginger and they are transparent, you know how it is…fame whoring, but here I am buying into it… The post Bella Thorne’s See Through Dress Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am all for asses of all ages, sizes, and levels of fame in short shorts, this is the style, you see it every time you leave your house, girls fucking love wearing this shit….that I am sure often times end up covered in shit because you can’t find a pair of underwear to act as a protective layer between anus and shorts….but that’s not that point…the point is that what you can see from Ariel Winter and her attention seeking, PR strategy, the shorts keep getting shorter and it’s at the point of why bother wearing pants…almost gross..but luckily we all like gross….because we are collectively perverts….you know sniffing the bike seats, or restaurant seats, or really any seats asses in shorts like this sit…but objectively…I can say this is aggressive…..and her ass is alright now, at 18…but is already starting to melt… WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE…. The post Ariel Winter’s Wild Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book…. CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it…. So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy…. That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men… TITS everywhere.. The post Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
