Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Jennifer Aniston Loses Her Top For GQ

These shots from GQ are clearly promos for Jennifer Aniston’s latest crappy movie that nobody will go see, I really couldn’t care less, but the photographer was somehow able to convince her to lose the top and let it all hang out in just a bra. Well done. Now lose the dude and we’d be in business. I don’t know why Jen is considered such a boring chick, she’s hot, she must really be terrible in the sack. Only one way to find out. Call me.

Sophie Simmons’ Breasts Are Huge

If you were wondering what Gene Simmons ‘ “family jewels” are, I’ve found them and they’re hidden between his daughter’s chin and bellybutton. Here is a bikini picture that Sophie Simmons posted on her Twitter and I must admit those things are priceless. Enjoy      

Ashley Greene Gives Her Spandex A Workout

I know I say all the time how annoying it is that all I ever get of Ashley Greene are shots of her heading to or leaving the gym, but I haven’t really seen her in a while and I’ve missed these intimate moments. Alright so it’s only been a few days since I’ve last seen her, but the girl is hot and makes me fell special in my no-no spot so getting her walking around in her spandex is a nice little treat. You’re welcome.

Jordan Carver Is Very Talented

I don’t know who the hell this Jordan Carver bird is, and I don’t need to know, she possesses two very big qualities I look for in a woman. Nice eyes and a heathy appetite… What did you think I was going to say? Obviously I’m kidding, who gives a crap about a woman’s appetite? Seriously, she’s got some massive breasts on her, I love it. I want to give her a really long hug.

Torrie Wilson Works Her Bikini Body

You guys all know how much I love my wrestling chicks, Stacy Keibler have been having a secret internet affair for years, so I had to post these pictures of Torrie Wilson in her hot little costumes. I’m not sure what she’s doing here, it looks like she’s shooting a calendar or catalogue for sexy halloween costumes or something, but she’s got a killer body on her and I love it. Keep up the good work.

Ashley Tisdale Lets Her Long Legs Loose

Here’s Ashley Tisdale out doing what she always seems to be doing… Nothing. I don’t really mind a woman of leisure, especially if she’s going to spend her days wearing sexy little outfits like this. Denim cut-off Daisy Dukes and some 80′s rock groupie boots are a look we should be seeing more of. I’ve got to hand it to her, she’s definitely got one hell of a body on her. I’d like to see it up close and personal, like during a lap dance on my birthday. Set it up.

Karina Smirnoff Is One Fit Bikini Hottie

The name Karina Smirnoff isn’t normally at the top of anybody’s bikini wish list, she’s not exactly a superstar, but after seeing these shots of her working the paddle board she certainly climbed my list. Jesus! I know she does all that dancing stuff, but I never knew she was this fit. Amazing. She’s kind of badass looking. She looks like she could really kick some ass in the bedroom. I’m in, I’ll wear a mouth guard.

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Day Off

I think the best part about knowing that Victoria’s Secret hottie Candice Swanepoel is down south somewhere shooting some sexy bikini pictures on the beach, is that sooner or later they’re going to give her a day off. That’s exactly what’s happening right now. Here she is enjoying a little leisure time playing paddle ball with some lucky douche. I love that she wears even smaller bikinis on her days off than when she’s actually shooting. Supermodels are awesome.

Kelly Brook’s Sweet Bikini Coconuts

I guess it’s Kelly Brook’s turn to head out on vacation, some of us have to work you know, because here she is in a picture she posted on her Twitter page with the caption ‘Breakfast time…. Grab the Coconuts!!’ I couldn’t have said it better, I would like to grab those gorgeous coconuts every morning for the rest of my life… Or at least until she gets old and gross. I like the blond hair. Call me.

Ashley Tisdale Gets A Little Naughty

I’m a little ashamed of myself for continuously posting pictures of Ashley Tisdale , I don’t think anyone gives a rats ass about Ashley Tisdale anymore and with good reason. But I’ve always kind of found her sexy in a mousy faced kind of way so I keep bringing her back. Here she is in a Twitter pic showing off her naughty side. She called this “ Role Playing “… I like it. You be the naughty housewife and I’ll be the pizza boy. Call me.