Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook Should Spend More Time In Lingerie

Here’s hottie Kelly Brook and her amazingly hot figure all decked out in some sexy little lingerie. How can you not love a woman in sexy underwear? I’m not a hundred percent sure, but I believe these are from her own line of lingerie. I suppose I could look it up, but that would mean I’d have to take my eyes off her perfect beautiful breasts and I’m not willing to do that at this moment. Maybe in about thirteen minutes from now.

Miranda Kerr Is Absolutely Stunning

Here’s Miranda Kerr looking amazing at some event. My only complaint is that her dress is a dress and not lingerie. Someone needs a new stylist. Call me.

Megan Fox Hotness Let Down

Megan Fox hasn’t been seen in a while, at last not by this guy, so I’m a little annoyed with these shots. I’m alright with women dressing down every now and again, sort of, but this head to toe sweatsuit get up just isn’t cool. This looks like someone who’s re-doing their bathroom, not a big time celebrity. Where’s the cleavage or the really tight pants that nobody else in the world can get away with wearing? What a let down. I blame her douche husband for this.

Ashley Tisdale Pictures…. That’s Pretty Much It

Honestly, who really gives a crap about Ashley Tisdale ? I must be the only one. Here she is out the other day spending a little of the money she made doing….. I don’t know how she made her money, but she’s out spending it so who cares. Anyhow, she’s in a skirt and sweater combination looking a little less mousy than she normally does. I’ve got nothing. Just watch the video of her in a bikini. Enjoy.

How My Obsession Began!

If you were wondering how I got into this business, where my obsession with big fake breasts came from, this is it. Here’s Dolly Parton and her massive massive breasts at the premiere of some really crappy movie. Seriously, when I was a kid these things were it when it come to breasts. I’ve missed them. They’ve aged well, they look exactly the same as I remember them. Welcome back girls.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Cover Up

I’m not pleased with these pictures of Kelly Brook , sure she looks pretty and all, but she’s not the kind of woman I like to see all covered up. It just doesn’t seem right to me, she should be in a bikini or a tight dress with very thin materials barely covering her nipples. I guess even hot chicks get a little cold during the winter, stupid winter. At least she’s still looking as gorgeous as ever. Call me.

Awesome Torrie Wilson Bikini Pictures

Former WWE diva Torrie Wilson seems to be on a bit of a roll lately, she’s Stacy Keibler’s best friend, which is pretty damn good in itself, she’s looking hotter than ever and she’s dating that A-Rod millionaire baseball playing guy. Obviously I don’t care about that last one, I made sure to cut the douche out of these bikini shots, but the thought of Stacy and Torrie having themselves a girls night in with a few bottles of wine intrigues me. These amazing bikini pictures aren’t hurting either.

Ashley Tisdale Forgot To Wear Pants

Am I the only one who still posts pictures of Ashley Tisdale ? I’m pretty sure I am. I know she’s not exactly an A-list celebrity, but she’s got a great little body on her so I don’t care. Here she is pumping some gas in, well, in just a sweater and a pair of boots. I like wear her heads at, I think more women should leave the house without any pants on… They’re overrated.

Ashley Tisdale Red Hot Legs

Obviously I would have preferred these pictures of Ashley Tisdale to involve a lot less clothing, like ninety percent less clothing, but I’m not in charge of dressing the chick so we’re stuck with this outfit. Not that it’s a bad one, it’s actually kind of hot, she’s got a somewhat see through top and some skin tight red rockstar pants on so I’m still getting that special feeling in my pants. Keep up the good work.

Rita Rusic Bikini Profile Pictures

I don’t know what it is about this Rita Rustic cougar, actually I think it’s her massive breasts, but she’s really got my attention. Here she is again stuffing her big soft talents into another little bikini while vacationing at the beach. There’s something about watching a woman slip into her bikini that makes me feel kinda dirty, and I’m not even anywhere near a the women’s changing room.