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Maria Menounos Is Still Kinda In A Bikini

As far as Maria Menounos bikini pictures go these are pretty tame. Here she is all covered up in a decent pair of short shorts and bikini top looking hot but subdued. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still really hot, but she’s been flaunting her tight body all over South Beach for the last few days that I was expecting something a little more racy. Like one of those tiny Brazilian bikinis I hear so much about. Next time.

Fergie Actually Looks Kinda Hot

I’m kind of confused by theses pictures of Fergie in a mirrored dress. Normally I would say something stupid like anything that can deflect attention away from her face would be alright with me, but I actually kind of like these pictures. Maybe it’s a new year and a new Tuna. Here’s the Black Eyed Peas hottie strutting her stuff on the red looking pretty damn good. I think I’ve had far too much to drink.

Sophie Monk Drops A Hint Of Boobage

It’s a new year and we’re all hoping that this is the year Sophie Monk finally gets herself some kind of work, and real work, getting engaged to some rich old dude doesn’t count. Here she is showing off some skin in a loose fitting sweater. I don’t hate it, she’s obviously braless which is always good, and she’s giving us a subtle hint of boobage so… Good enough.

Incredible Aida Yespica Bikini Pictures

It seems pretty incredible to think that after the awesome Maria Menounos bikini pictures I’ve already had up on the site, I might have found some that are even hotter. Here’s latina hottie and candidate for hottest mom ever, Aida Yespica , hanging out on the beach over the holidays in yet another tiny little bikini. This woman is an unbelievable work of art, I think her body was designed to to be tucked into various little bathing suits. I love her.

Some Bitch Named Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin. She’s 35. She’s a contributor on the Today Show. She was on Good Morning America. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks. She is a writer. But to me she’s a fucking nobody in a bikini that I am only posting because the paprazzi took pics of her in a bikini and I’m addicted to posting pictures taken by useless paparazzi immigrant trash who are tipped off or hired by the person in the pictures in the first place…in efforts to get some attention in the media….you know to celebrate her ass she works so hard on all year for this moment of bikini pictures ont he internet greatness that’s not so great at all…if anything it is depressing that I’m part of this.

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Some Bitch Named Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook Hottest Santa Ever

Here are a couple of festive shots of British hottie Kelly Brook she posted on her Twitter page. So this is what she does while home for the holidays? Dresses up in a sexy Santa costume and prances around the house all hot and bothered. I like it. I would definitely like to see this Santa climb down my chimney. Actually, I think I’d prefer to watch her climb back up. Hot.

Cindy Crawford Secret Bikini Pictures

It’s that time of year again when I get sloppy hammered at all kinds of Christmas parties and celebrity hotties all head south for a sexy holiday beach vacations. I love it. Here’s former supermodel Cindy Crawford hitting the sunny sands in her well hidden bikini. She obviously still looks pretty hot so I don’t know why she’s so covered up, I guess at her age she’s afraid of those sun wrinkles I see advertised all the time during Jeopardy . What a shame.

Shakira’s Sweet Golden Booty

I almost forgot that Shakira was still around, I haven’t seen her since she sang that annoying wa-ka wa-ka afro-latina World Cup song. Regrettable. Anyhow, now she’s reappeared in this sexy DVD promo shot wearing a hot little pair of golden underwear. Much better. I also included a compilation video of some of her best booty shakes. You’re welcome. Who gives a crap about a DVD promo shot?

Nicole Scherzinger Tightly Wrapped Package

It’s pretty sad that when I think of breasts on the X-Factor , I think of Simon Cowell’s man boobs poking out of his stupid v-neck sweaters, when I should be thinking of Nicole Scherzinger’s lovely chesticles. Here’s the former Pussycat Doll dropping some impressive cleavage at a press conference for the show. This hottie just belongs in a tight dress… Simon belongs in a supportive manssiere.

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties

It looks as though Ashley Tisdale has followed a number of nobodies’ leads and has decided to become the latest underwear Twitter model. Here she is showing off her panties in her latest profile pic. It’s alright I guess, I don’t really see all that much of the undies, but at least she’s making a sexy face. I’d hit it. She knows she’s not getting paid for this right?