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Kelly Brook Wishes You A Merry Christmas

I knew it was just a matter of time before hottie Kelly Brook would somehow get some holiday pictures to me, I’ve waited all year for this. Here she is in her underwear all wrapped up like a sexy Xmas gift. I would love to spend some time unwrapping this gorgeous specimen on Xmas morning. I’d use my finger, my teeth and probably my genitals somehow. Sure it would take a long time, but it would be so worth it. Call me.

Amy Childs’ Sweet Leather Leggings

What’s going on with this Amy Childs chick, is she in LA? Because she’s been showing up a lot recently. Not that I’m complaining, I’ve got a crush on this busty British hottie, she reminds me of an older bustier Miley Cyrus. Here she is out on the town in her very best leather tights showing off those squishy assets I love so much. If she’s in LA shouldn’t she be in porn by now?

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures

I’m pretty sure that Elizabeth Hurley has something to do with a bunch of stores that sell bikinis, I seem to remember seeing her all dressed up at the openings, so it’s nice to see that she finally decided to slip one on for us. Alright so they’re not the greatest bikini pictures you’ll ever see, but they’ll do in a pinch. Besides, she’s getting older now and I guess she doesn’t want to be perceived as just another trashy bikini model. Whatever, the woman is still really hot. I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Just Got Much Hotter

I have to admit that the thought of Megan Fox hanging out with her sister was kind of hot, imagine TWO Megan Fox , but then I got a look at these pictures and things got back to normal in my pants. Nothing against the sister, I’m sure she’s very nice, but next to Megan you’re just not going to look all that good. I’m sure that’s how all my friends feel when they hang out with me. Yes! I’d still have a threesome with the two of them, you know, cause one of them is Megan Fox .

Fergie Gives Us A Nice View

It’s not very often I’ve got something complimentary to say about Fergie , not that I have anything against her, but she’s not exactly a natural beauty. Anyhow, today is an exception. Here she is dropping some of that cougar-like cleavage at the premiere of New Year’s Eve the other night. Now this Fergie I can handle. It just makes sense, if your face is busted, hide it behind some fat cleavage. I think it was Martin Luther Jr who said that.

Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Puppies

This isn’t all that special, it’s just a shot of Selena Gomez and her really cute new dog hanging out together, but the lucky little fella is getting a solid pawful of her cute breast that I thought I should post it anyway. I’m kind of jealous…. Of a stupid dog with human eyes. I get the feeling he’s looking at me, taunting me like he knows that I wish I was the one grabbing her perky breasts…. He’s right.

Selena Gomez Gets Sexy For Christmas

This is kind of a lazy post, one picture and a couple of videos, but I felt like seeing hottie Selena Gomez in action instead of just in stills. Sometimes you need to actually see a woman shaking it to really appreciate her. Just like sometimes you need to actually touch the stripper to really appreciate all her hard work. The beating from the bouncer isn’t all that pleasant, but that’s the price you have to pay. Related Articles: Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Selena Gomez Is Too Cute To Be 18 Salma Hayek Brings Her Cleavage To Letterman Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are HUGE!

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Selena Gomez Gets Sexy For Christmas

Fergie’s Nude Booty For Art

It’s pretty amazing how easily it seems to be to get seemingly upstanding celebrity hotties to take their clothes off in the name of art. Here’s Fergie taking her turn showing off her cute little booty in an artsy fartsy photoshoot for something. I’m going to have to assume this is yet another page out of Diddy’s big book of booties called Culo . Why not? Someone send me a copy of this thing. Pretty please.

Kelly Brook In Bed With A Fat Slob… I Have A Chance!

It’s strange, I’ve always had this feeling in my gut that Kelly Brook and I would be good together. Obviously I never thought that I had a chance, she’s WAY too hot for a lowly blogger like myself, that is until I saw this picture of her hanging out on what looks like a cheap motel bed with some fat slob in a Speedo …. The dream is still alive. I don’t know what this is all about, but I don’t like it one bit. That should be me. Although, I wouldn’t trust myself in a Speedo this close to such a hot piece.

Kate Upton’s Bare Booty Is Perfection

It’s kind of hard to tell, but this is supposed to be a picture of Kate Upton’s amazing naked booty sprawled out on a bed. I’m guessing she did this for Diddy’s big book of booties, , Culo , he just came out with. Why not? Everyone else seems to be doing it. I don’t know for sure that it’s her, but I’m certainly having a good time inspecting every nook and cranny to find out. Perfect.