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Heidi Montag’s New Friends Are A Little Chilly

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Heidi Montag pretending to go to the courthouse to get her divorce papers or some crap like that. I don’t care what this moron is doing really, I’m just glad that it seems to be a pretty chilly day out there and we get to see her big fake nipples poking through her sweater. Thank you. Obviously I’m just assuming that she had her nipples surgically enhanced while she had the rest of her body reworked, I wouldn’t put it past her. I wonder what they did with the old ones and who do I have to speak to about buying them? I’m not going to do anything weird with them, I was just going to put them under the legs of a couple of chairs I have that are wobbly. Geez! Give a guy a break, I’m not a maniac.

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Natasha Alam Gives Me Sexy Bitchy Looks

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have absolutely no idea who this Natasha Alam chick is, but she’s got an extremely hot bitchy look that I really love. I want her to yell at me for no reason. It doesn’t hurt that her dress looks like it’s about to fall off and reveal some nice treats for us. I’m not kidding though, I want to get into a fight and have her yell at me and call me awful hurtful names. Although I’m pretty sure women don’t like when you have a boner during an argument. Only one way to find out.

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Kelly Brook Models Her Little Lingerie

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t think of a better way to finish off the day than with some incredibly hot pictures of Kelly Brook in various bra and panty combinations. Heavenly. The girl is just hot and she seems to be everywhere these days, not that I’m complaining, hot chicks should be required to leave their houses and get out their in public for us to look at. It would make everyone’s day seem that much brighter. Call your Governor.

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Carrie Underwood Has Perfect Form

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about you guys, but when I think of a chick playing softball Carrie Underwood in short shorts isn’t the image that first pops into my head, but that’s exactly what’s happening in these pictures. Obviously this is just some sort of celebrity softball game, but if women’s softball had more hotties like Carrie on the teams it might not have been dumped from the Summer Olympics . I’m not a big fan of the sport, but from what I see here, Carries form is absolutely perfect. more pictures of Carrie Underwood here

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Megan Fox Covers Up Her Incredible Bikini Body

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A few weeks ago I said how annoying it was that lately every time with saw Megan Fox she always seemed to be dressed as a homeless dude, then she surprised us all with some amazing vacation bikini pictures . Well, vacation is definitely over and Megan is back in her crackhead on her period outfit . So disappointing. Why would someone with such a hot little body want to cover it up in this garbage? And don’t say she was on a plain and wanted to be comfortable, my girlfriend has some of those tight stretchy pants that all the chicks wear these days that make their asses look awesome and she says they’re super comfortable. Couldn’t Megan where a one piece bodysuit made out of that crap when she travels? Lame.

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JWoWW Busts Out The Big Guns

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought that as a society we were done with this Jersey Shore garbage, apparently I was mistaken. Here’s Jenni Farley aka JWoWW and her big fat boobies and the MTV Movie Awards last night with that orange troll of a sidekick. I hope all of you know by now that the only reason this rotten chick makes it onto the site is because I like her big orange boobies and has nothing to do with her looks. If I was into broads with busted up faces and bad attitudes I’d move to Philly. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook’s Hotness Tour Continues

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is everywhere these days, I love it, she must be busy promoting some crap that I don’t care about. What I do like is the fact that she’s always wearing something a little revealing. This time it’s a nice little leopard print sun-dress that shows off her tasty legs. Grrrr. Alright, that was lame, but you assholes know what the hell I’m getting at.

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Whitney Port And Her Delicious Long Legs

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s hottie Whitney Port out the other day showing off her delicious long legs on the streets of New York or LA or wherever the hell she is, It doesn’t matter, I’m just glad that someone was there to take her pictures. It kinda looks like she’s out in her sexy little bathrobe and a pair of heels, which makes this even hotter, like she just stepped out of the shower threw on some heels and left the house. Don’t most women put heels on right out of the shower? I thought so.

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Kelly Brook’s Skinny Jeans Get My Attention

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today I mentioned how much I was in love with Hilary Duff’s skinny jeans and high heels, well now it looks like Kelly Brook is trying to get my attention wearing her sweet pair of skinny jeans and high heels. Girls girls, there’s plenty of the Tuna to go around, there’s not need to fight it out like this. But if you really want to get my attention, you can fight it out with water balloons filled with baby oil wearing booty shorts and high heels. Just a suggestion. Send me the pictures on

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I’m In Love With Hilary Duff’s Skinny Jeans

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to make some sort of lame joke about Hilary Duff looking chubby or soft now that she’s engaged to the hockey playing douche, but she looks so good that I’m having a little trouble with it. I make fun of hipsters in skinny jeans all the time, but put them on a hot chick like Hilary, throw in some sexy ass high heels and I absolutely love them. I’d probably have to use surgical scissors to cut them off to get at the goods, but that would just make it more exciting. Call me.

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