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Kate Beckinsale’s Amazing MILF Uniform

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the amazing MILF Kate Beckinsale out the other day wearing a classic MILF outfit. The hot leggings, sneakers, off the shoulder sweater and expensive handbag have been a staple uniform among MILF’s for years. They look like they’re going to the gym, but can normally be found getting coffee with friends or spending their husband’s hard earned cash at small expensive boutiques. I love them. Warning! This outfit is remarkably similar to the standard fat chick uniform, all you have to do is replace the hand bag with a bag of chips or a cake and you’re there. Luckily fat chicks are easy to spot. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

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Janice Dickinson Is Not An Attractive Woman

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t really blame former supermodel Janice Dickinson for trying to cover up her lady parts while wearing a little swimsuit the other day, it’s taking all my powers to overlook whatever it is she’s got going on down there and focus purely on her boobies. I feel like I’ve been training my whole life for days like this. Anyhow, big old boobs in a swimsuit can’t be all that bad, even if they are attached to something like this. I still kinda want to squeeze them a little.

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Halle Berry’s Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some really dull bikini pictures of Halle Berry. It’s like she might as well be wearing clothes because she is so covered up. It is probably because she hasn’t gained her confidence in her body back after her ravaged stomach and pussy from having her baby….something most women never get over but usually just embrace and give up on trying to look worth fucking on the beach…but most women aren’t hollywood and don’t really care if they get a role in a movie of a magazine spread in a magazine, but are more concerned with getting a minute to themselves to either rub one out or take a fucking nap and really who cares. I know I don’t. I just post this shit cuz I don’t know what else to do with my time. Pics via Fame

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Kelly Brook’s Dangerous Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook has been all over the site lately, showing off her amazing little ass and flashing her sexy midriff , so of course I’m going to put up some pictures of her in her bikini in the pages of FHM magazine. I’m not an idiot. I don’t like that she’s so close to those big cats, dangerous, I wouldn’t want her to get a scratch on that tight little body. Although I would be more than happy to nurse her back to health here in mother’s basement.

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Kelly Brook’s Incredible Little Ass

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a couple of really hot pictures of Kelly Brook for some sort of Reebok ad. I know that I’ve already had her up on the site today, but I had to show you perverts these ones. Look at that incredible ass, I want it to take me out to dinner, use me and never call me again. I wouldn’t care. I don’t really know how this is an ad for Reebok , but to be honest this could be an ad for anti diarrhea pills and I’d probably still touch myself inappropriately to it. So hot.

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Blossom Licking her Lips of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mayim Bialik is giving jewish girls a bad name…Seriously. Most Jewish girls have personal trainers, eat healthy, wear expensive clothes, get their hair and make-up done weekly, but every once in a while one slips through the crackes and ends up dumpy, ass faced and inbred looking like this Blossom bitch. When the show was on the air I felt she had no business being on TV and now that it’s over, I feel like she has no business being alive. Seriousl, this is the face that would make anyone jump out the second floor window when they walk by the hallway mirror, or worse, if they wake up next to it after a night of hard drinking, only to see her empty the contents of the used condom inside her to feel what love and commitment actually feels like, and to hopefully get knocked up so that she has a legacy, gets to follow nature’s course and gets to live a normal life as a mother but more importantly to feel like somone other than her parents actually love her…no offense or anything. Here she is licking her lips for those of you who like tongue and don’t care who it belongs to… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jaimie Hilfiger is a Fake Model in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This bitch had her uncle pay for her career, not that she has a career, but whatever she did to get her name out there enough for me to know who she is, and now I guess he is paying for the paparazzi to take pictures of her because whatever they did the first time, to get her to this level of whatever it is that her hardly hot body has didn’t work out as well as she hoped, so here she is acting a fool in some desperate attempt that I can get behind because bikini pictures are always awesome…s… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Midriff

Posted on May 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kelly Brook out the other day walking around exposing a pretty damn hot midriff and some even hotter curves. I tried my best to crop out the douchebag boyfriend but he’s sticking so damn close to her side so there wasn’t much I could do, not that I can blame the guy, I’d probably handcuff the two of us together every time we left the house… And sometimes when we stayed in, you know, just for fun.

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Kristin Davis: Worst See Through Top Ever

Posted on May 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Sex & The City II cougars seem to be everywhere these days doing pretty much everything possible to promote their lame menopausal road trip movie. Here’s the other other one Kristin Davis trying her best to get attention in her see through top. It’s not working. She must has read somewhere that see through tops were all the rage among young hollywood starlets and wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately she failed miserably. Gross.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Hottest MILF Ever?

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I realize I probably should be calling Catherine Zeta-Jones the hottest cougar ever, but I’ve already written the title in and I’m lazy as hell today so who gives a crap. Besides, she is a MILF after all and she looks pretty damn good here at some event the other night so I’m keeping it. I like that even at her age she’s not afraid to show off her mom cleavage. Nice.

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