Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Amanda Seyfried Is Losing Her Touch

I think I may have been completely wrong when I said that Amanda Seyfried is going to be my next favorite hottie. Not that she’s not hot, she’s hotter than a whores crotch, but she doesn’t seem to know how to put an outfit together that will highlight her good points. I’m talking of course about her secret big boobs that she hides under sweaters and stupid t-shirts. Here she is doing just that while running some errands the other day. Enough is enough. Some bikini pictures could go a long way towards remedying this problem. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Whitney Port’s Sad Little Short Shorts

Here’s Whitney Port out the other day taking her long legs for a walk looking a little on the depressed side. What’s the matter princess, short shorts riding up? Poor thing, I can help you with that, I’ve got little blogger fingers that could fix that right up in ten or fifteen minutes depending on how many drinks I’ve had and wether or not you’ve got a security detail nearby. Call me. more pictures of Whitney Port here

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kirsten Dunst on vacation hanging out in her bikini the other day. I guess she looks alright for a sickly looking bird. Obviously the girl doesn’t spend a whole lot of time in her bikini, she’s as white as a ghost, I think I can see her heart beating. My ass has more color than she does and that poor thing hasn’t seen the sun in decades. I spent a lot of time naked as a toddler, mother said it was just easier than constantly changing diapers. The neighbors hated it.

Heidi Montag And Some Lucky Ice Cream

I know it’s a holiday today and most of you aren’t at work reading this trying to kill as much time as possible before you have to do any actual work, so you may be missing out on these sweet pictures of the new Heidi Montag and her big fake boobs eating ice cream. I’m not sure if that made any sense, but I’ve been drinking long island ice tea all morning so I’m a little out of it. Anyhow, just enjoy the pictures of Heidi so I can get back to my BBQ.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Daily Diet

American actress, television director, voice actress, singer-songwriter, author and film and television producer Jennifer Love Hewitt has spent grueling effort and time in the gym after the bikini pictures uncovered food, her body is more sculpted and tone. Here is what the famous singer is munching on: Breakfast: 2 servings of mixed fruit (like 2 oranges 1 grapefruit or 6 oz of strawberries, blueberries or s raspberries) and 1 cup of low-fat Greek yogurt or ¾ cup of cottage cheese. Snack: Apple with 1 to 2 tbsp of natural peanut butter. Lunch: Turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts, 1/2 tsp mayo and 1/2 tsp mustard on Ezekiel sprouted bread. Snack: 2 Laughing Cow 2 oz cheese cubes and 3 cups of mixed greens, carrots and broccoli. Dinner: 8 oz roasted chicken breast or fish with 2 cups of veggies, such as steamed artichokes, wok-seared mushrooms and snow-pea pods,” HCLW says of  Jennifer Love Hewitt’s daily diet. “I rarely have treats around that might tempt me late at night, which is when I usually crave something really fattening. What am I going to do? Drive out at 11 at night just to satisfy a craving? No, that’s crazy,” Jennifer Love Hewitt was saying in an older interview cited by the aforementioned e-zine. “For the most part, yeah, I’m happy with my body,” she also admitted. “But there are days when I’m like, ‘Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?’” Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Daily Diet is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Even Brooke Burke Admires Her MILF Boobs

Obviously us internet pervs have been admiring Brooke Burke’s MILF boobs for quite some time now, but I’ve always wondered if she knew just how special they were, so it’s nice to see that she appreciates them as much as we do. Who am I kidding, of course she appreciates the, shower time must be good times in the Burke household. I know I’d be all over those things… All soaped up. Hot!

Naomi Watts Flashes Her Mom Butt

We all know that Naomi Watts is a hot piece of ass, at least most of the time, so it’s just a little annoying to see that ass stuffed into a sensible mom one piece bathing suit. Not cool. I get that she’s hanging out with her little pisspant at the pool, but she has to know that someone somewhere will have a camera on her. I guess I shouldn’t complain, after all mom swimsuit pictures are better than no swimsuit pictures. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes’ Supermodel Cleavage

I decided to put up these pictures of supermodel Doutzen Kroes because, well because I love supermodels and their amazing hotness. Pretty simple. Here’s one of them at the Cannes Film Festival dropping some amazing cleavage for the lucky paparazzi who got to travel to France for this crap. A much as I love supermodel cleavage, it’s not all that rare, supermodels make their living flashing their skin. I think I’d prefer like school teacher cleavage or female correctional officer cleavage. Maybe it’s just me.

Kate Beckinsale Teases Us With Her Sexiness

I’m just assuming these pictures of Kate Beckinsale are from the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival , I couldn’t be bothered to find out because I would rather spend my time staring at her sexy leg peeking out of her evening gown. What a tease. This woman is just gorgeous, there are no two ways about it. Notice how I didn’t call her a girl or a chick? That’s because she’s far too classy to be referred to like that, she’s all woman and I want to treat her with the respect she deserves. Did I mention I want to make sweet hump to her? I blew it.

Awesome Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures

This isn’t the first time I’ve posted Jenna Bentley bikini pictures and I still don’t really know who she is, but she’s got a couple of absolutely huge qualities that I really enjoy. Here she is doing a little paddle boarding barely managing to keep her delicious funbags contained in her little bikini. Her face isn’t exactly supermodel material, but she’ll do in a pinch. How much money do you think the fat old man sucking on her face makes in a year? I’m guessing it’s substantial enough for her to let him slip her the soft from time to time. I should invest my money more wisely.