Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Hilary Duff Gives Us A Peek

It’s always nice to see Hilary Duff giving us a decent little peek down her top, it doesn’t happen very often, but when it does it’s a special treat. Like when a stripper thinks you’re sweet and let’s you touch her boob and then tells the bouncer to go easy on you as he throws you down the stairs. Here’s Hilary out walking the dog in her sexy little workout get up over the weekend. The girl is just hot, marriage material hot, and I think she’s just going to get better with age. Imagine Hilary as a divorced cougar on the prowl with her new fake boobs. So hot! more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Gisele Bundchen’s Killer Post Baby Body

Obviously we all know how hot Gisele Bundchen’s body is, she’s the highest paid supermodel in the world for a reason, but these are pictures of her money maker after she squeezed out a baby. I wonder if it’s rude to hang these pictures around the house if your wife or girlfriend is pregnant. I wouldn’t recommend it. But that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t wallpaper our bathrooms with these things, you know, for alone time. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk’s Jobless Boobs Are Chilly

I think Sophie Monk is beginning to get a little desperate to prove to me that she’s not just a jobless hottie and that she actually can find work. Here she is out the other day showing off her lovely cleavage while she carries around an issue of GoreZone magazine with her hot little face on the cover. I don’t really give a crap if a chick has a job or not, boobs are boobs, and I’m just glad that Sophie brought hers out on a chilly day. Nipples!

Kristin Cavallari Makes Sexy Faces

Here’s The Hills nobody Kristin Cavallari giving us one of the worst sex faces I’ve ever seen. Tonsils should not be seen on the red carpet. The only good thing is that she makes up for it with her perky boobs. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend made a face like this once when we were having sex, but that was because I changed lanes without signaling if you know what I mean. My bad.

What Is Sexy? Miranda Kerr

Here is gorgeous supermodel hottie Miranda Kerr at some Victoria’s Secret event called What Is Sexy? . I think we all know the answer to that and it’s standing right in front of us in a tiny little dress that looks like it’s made out of garbage bags. I always said this chick could wear nothing but garbage bags and she’d still be the hottest piece of ass around. She’s proved me right. I’d like to dress up as a raccoon and tear into this package. That’s not weird. more pictures of Miranda Kerr and others here

Kelly Brook Is Classy Even Without A Bra

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Kelly Brook from this close up, I always thought she was just boobs and ass, but she’s actually a lot more glamorous than I thought. She’s a classy lady, a braless classy lady, I guess I’m going to have to change my strategy for picking this one up, a box of wine just isn’t going to cut it. Perhaps a bag of oysters, some Barry Manilow on the iPod , a nice bottle of Chateau Libido and a scenic drive through Amish country in mother’s mini van. I wonder if she has an iPod I could borrow. Call me.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole. more pictures of Joanna Krupa here

JWoWW’s Plump JBooBS Keep Me Coming

I think I’m beginning to get a little obsessed with The Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley aka JWoWW , well at least with two beautiful parts of her, I can’t stop myself from posting pictures of her walking the streets of Miami in a tight workout outfit. Don’t take this to mean that I think she’s hot, far from it, her busted face looks like it’s been beat with a sack full of assholes, but those beautifully plump skin pillows make everything alright in the world. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Is Not Wearing A Bikini

Jennifer Aniston has been in Hawaii filming the movie Just Go With It with Adam Sandler for at least a month now and not once have we seen any pictures of her in her bikini. They’re filming in Hawaii for crying out loud, there has to be at least one or two beach scenes, what the hell? I don’t know it the producers have ever seen any Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures , but they’re pretty damn awesome and there should be a few mandatory bikini shots in every movie that she’s in because she’s an awful actress… With a killer ass . more pictures of Jennifer Aniston here

Ashley Tisdale Works On Her Skills

Here’s Ashley Tisdale demonstrating her oral capabilities on a lucky little ice cream cone the other day. Stupid ice cream is getting more action than I am, I bet it doesn’t even have it’s own blog. Anyhow, technically these are pictures of Ashley in a bikini, not great pictures of her in a bikini, but she’s definitely wearing one under there somewhere. What a tease. She’s a nobody too, she should be walking around topless to get my attention. I hate myself. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here