Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

JWoWW’s JBooBs Hit The Town

Obviously I’m not pleased with myself for posting these pictures of that chick from The Jersey Shore Jenni Farley aka JWoWW , because she’s an absolute busted face nobody, but I’m a journalist and if I had pictures of a car crash or natural disaster with big fake boobs I would post pictures of that too so who am I to judge. Enjoy. more pictures of JWoWW here

Ashley Tisdale Dares Wear Short Shorts

Here’s nobody Ashley Tisdale out and about in a pair of denim short shorts and I think a see through top, I can’t see any nipple so I can’t really be sure. What a waste. Anyhow, I think that’s all I have to say about this crap, girl doesn’t do anything interesting and she’s not as hot as Sophie Monk so I don’t know what to tell you. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still throw her a hump, but that says more about me than her so we’re not really getting anywhere. Just try to enjoy the pics.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not An Attractive Woman

I don’t do many posts on Gwyneth Paltrow , come to think of it this might be the absolute first time I’ve ever done a post on her, that’s because she kinda bores the crap out of me. She looks like an older Mia Farrow. Even in these shots of her outside the Late Show With David Letterman studios in a pair of somewhat short shorts she looks so damn dull I think my penis has retreated back inside my body to hibernate. Thanks a lot Gwyneth, how am I going to explain this to the prostitute? more pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow here

Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures

I know that most of you have no idea who this Jenna Bentley chick is, alright so I don’t have a clue either, but she’s just barely managed to stuff her tig old bitties into a little swimsuit so the least I could do was post them for you perverts. Apparently she’s a Playboy model, I think we figured that one out, and she’s playing in some rough waves that seem determined to release those funbags for all to see. well done ocean.

Erin Lucas See Through Top Pictures

I don’t know who the hell this Erin Lucas chick is, but she was invited to the Iron Man 2 premiere so she must be somewhat of a celebrity or the daughter or girlfriend or sister of a somewhat celebrity. I don’t really care who she is, she’s wearing a nice top that’s practically invisible and I like that so I’m putting her up on the site. If she wants to contact me on the Twitter she’s welcome to do so, and when I say contact, I mean send me nude pictures of herself eating ice cream.

Doutzen Kroes Flashes Some Sexy Rib Cage?

I always find it a little strange to see Victoria’s Secret models out on the town wearing civilian clothing, they should constantly be making pouty faces while wearing lingerie or bikinis. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s like seeing a rabbi playing basketball, there’s something just a little off about it. Anyhow, here’s Doutzen Kroes at some event the other night wearing a rib cage revealing dress. Who the hell wants to see a woman’s rib cage when there are boobs hidden away? Someone explain this one to me.

Kelly Ripa’s Tightly Wrapped Little Cleavage

If you like tight little boobies packed tightly into a little dress, you’re going to love these pictures of Kelly Ripa at some event I would never be invited to. She’s not the most glamorous or curvaceous celebrity, but I think she’s hot and I’d like to get a peek at those little things. Obviously I know they’re going to be tiny, they’re practically concave in these pictures, but I’d still like to see them just out of curiosity. It’s like looking in the bowl of a port-o-pottie at a concert, you know you shouldn’t look but you never know… You might find a dollar. more pictures of Kelly Ripa here

Whitney Port Shows Us Her Oh Face

I like Whitney Port , I think she’s pretty hot and would like to have those long milky legs wrapped around my head for a few days. That being said, here she is at the Coachella Music Festival making one of the ugliest faces I’ve ever seen in my life, and I write a lot of posts about Fergie . I seriously hope this isn’t the face she makes during sex, I don’t think I could handle that. At least she’s wearing little outfit. Enjoy. more pictures of Whitney Port here

Emmanuelle Chriqui Nude In Allure

I like celebrity nude photos to have no taste at all so when I saw this pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui nude in Allure Magazine, I was seriously disappointed. It’s like looking at a picture of a naked lady from the 1800s. There’s nothing sexy about it. Sure there’s a hint of her magnificent breasts but I need more teasing than this to put a smile on my penis. Anyway, it’s better than a kick in the ass.

Hilary Duff Brings Back The Hotness

This is what I like to see, Hilary Duff looking skinny and hot as hell with her hockey playing douche fiancee nowhere to be seen. Here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party in a deceiving see through dress, either she’s had her nipples surgically removed or the dressmaker used way too much fabric. In any case, she’s looking good and has managed to make her way back onto my ‘To Do’ list. Enjoy. more pictures of Hilary Duff here