Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kate Beckinsale Has Seen Better Days

I wasn’t sure about this look Kate Beckinsale was sporting at the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List Party the other night, I was beginning to think she was losing some of her MILF status, but then I spent about eleven minutes studying them in the bathroom and I’ve changed my mind. Now I’m just a little sleepy. Who am I kidding? Kate’s been the queen MILF for a long time now and doesn’t seem to be letting up, and as my queen I would do anything to please her…. Anything. Call me.

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tight Body For The Win

I got to say that former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger’s Dancing With The Stars body has already won that competition in my books, here she is walking around in her tight sexy ninja outfit showing it off. She can try her submissive holds on me any time she wants. I wish real ninja’s looked like this, then maybe I wouldn’t be so afraid of them…. I hope they didn’t see me write that, they could be anywhere. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

Whitney Port’s Legs Go On And On And On…

For some reason today I thought I might like to see some boring pictures of Whitney Port putting one foot in front of another in a pair of sloppy short shorts. Don’t ask me why, maybe I’ve been a bad person and need to punish myself. I actually really like her long legs , but I prefer them in heels and a short skirt, in this outfit they look like they’d have a hard time supporting my weight… What? I like when chicks give me piggy-backs.

Even More Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

OK, we get it! You’re hot! More please!

Whitney Port Could Use A Little Plastic

Whitney Port may not be the prettiest girl in the world but man, I can’t get over her long skinny legs. I want to play Jack and the Beanstalk on them. Anyway, she should get some advice from Heidi Montag because with a nose job, chin implant, boobs, and some lip injections, Whitney could be a really hot piece of ass.

Danielle Lloyd Lingerie Pictures

This is the best I’ve ever seen Danielle Lloyd . Here she is modelling for Freemans Lingerie Spring Summer 2010 Campaign and parts of her look a little different. I don’t know if she has had work done (her lips look much plumper) since the last time we’ve seen her but if so, it’s working.

Marla Maples Bikini Pictures

It might seem weird to have pictures of some old bird who used to be married to Donald Trump in her bikini on this site, but I wanted to mix it up a little. I need to keep you perverts on your toes. Here’s Marla Maples casually hanging out on the beach by herself, walking alone, playing in the ocean alone and for some reason holding a surfboard alone. These aren’t staged at all. Actually, I don’t really give a crap wether they’re staged or not, she’s a pretty hot cougar on the prowl in a bikini and that’s all that really matters. Enjoy.

Haylie Duff’s Breasts Are Huge!

It might seem strange that of the two Duff sisters I decided to post pictures of Haylie Duff instead of Hilary Duff , but one look at her boobs and you’ll know why. Here she is walking her rat in a dog suit the other day showing off some impressive sweater puppies. I know she had a nose job and her chin fixed, but who knew it would make her boobs look so much bigger. Good work doctor. Now if she can convince her sister to get a pair of those it would be greatly appreciate. Because after all she’s the one that we all care about anyway. Thank you.

Kristin Cavallari Does A Body Good

I don’t know what it is that Kristin Cavallari does all day, but it always seems to involve a sweet yoga outfit so who really cares. Here she is buying some household supplies the other day looking pretty damn cute. There’s kind of a double standard here, if she was a fat chick wearing this kind of outfit all the time it would be unacceptable, but because she’s got a tight little body nobody gives a crap if she just throws on some sweats to leave the house. I know I don’t, but when she becomes my girlfriend I expect her to put a little more effort into her choice of clothing… Or at least stop wearing a bra.

Candice Swanepoel Shows Us Her Bra

There’s nothing better than a few pictures of a hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel like Candice Swanepoel showing off her sexy leopard print bra… Except for maybe that same supermodel actually wearing the stupid leopard print bra. This isn’t the first time that Candice has forgotten to wear her bra either, it’s becoming an issue between us that we’ll have to discuss in our next couples therapy… That and the fact that she doesn’t even know who the hell I am and never shows up for the damn sessions. All she does is take take take.