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Kristin Cavallari Needs To Be Hosed Down

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari out the other day looking somewhat chilly in the cool California spring weather. I say that because I think I see a hint o’ nipple. Unfortunately a hint doesn’t quite do it for me anymore. Would it be frown upon to hire homeless people to pour cold water on hot celebrities in white t-shirts? It’s a win win situation, the homeless dude gets money for crack food, we all get to see Kristin in her very own one woman wet t-shirt contest in the middle of the street and she gets a little more exposure. Everyone’s a winner.

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Ali Larter’s Got A Lot Of Junk In Her Trunk

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t mean to say that Heroes star Ali Larter has a fat ass, she’s just loading up her trunk with groceries, that’s all. Although from this angle those tights seem to be working pretty damn hard to contain all that goodness. Is Heroes even still on the air? I guess it doesn’t really matter. On another note, her boobs look pretty damn good, I could get use to starring at those things while I do my calisthenics. Enjoy.

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Carrie Underwood Shows Off Her Puppies

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously Carrie Underwood isn’t showing off the puppies most of us would like to see, but I guess a real puppy dog is pretty cute and slightly more appropriate for an event hosted by Pedigree . She still looks pretty good, even without the boobs, now if only we can get her to an event hosted by a more appropriate company like Hooters or Dirty Pete’s Boobie Bungalow we’d be in business. Enjoy. more pictures of Carrie Underwood here

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Jennifer Aniston’s Hotness Is Losing Momentum

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jennifer Aniston at yet another Bounty Hunter premiere looking well, like she always looks, plain. I’m starting to get a little sick of this, everywhere I look there’s Jennifer just standing there in a boring dress, not flashing any cleavage, not giving us a peek up her skirt, not even licking her lips or making sexy faces… Just standing there. She’s so dull, no wonder she can’t keep a man. I bet in bed she just lies there like a starfish. Not that I wouldn’t want to have my way with that starfish, but she needs to spice things up a little. We know she’s got a good body, we’ve seen it in her bikini , give us something. Even just a tighter dress… Anything, I’m begging you.

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Wonder Woman Gets Choked By Darth Vader

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe I’m falling for this Adrienne Curry

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Wonder Woman Gets Choked By Darth Vader

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Ashley Tisdale Is Not Attractive

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale is by no means an attractive woman, she’s actually pretty ugly if you ask me, so I’m not sure why I’m posting pictures of her in her period outfit. I’m still a little sick and after looking at this post I’m pretty sure I drank way too much cough medicine before deciding this was a good idea. I guess it’s too late now, at least if there were some ass shots we’d have something good to look at, those boobs are more like sip-sacks than funbags. So disappointing. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Needs Resurrecting

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Christina Aguilera is jumping on the annoying hipster dufus bandwagon by wearing retarded sunglasses and even worse acid washed jeans. Great, we’ve lost another one. I’m going to look on the bright side, at least the jeans are tight and we can see some sort of cleavage. Who am I kidding, there is not bright side, I miss the days when popstars used to wear little slutty dresses and craved everyone’s attention. At least there’s always Lindsay Lohan .

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Adrianne Curry Knows How To Use Twitter

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have to hand it to Adrianne Curry , she’s pretty much a nobody and yet she still manages get on this site on a regular basis. The girl just knows how to use Twitter can make you famous, post pictures of your boobs, send them to me and you might make it on the site. It’s as simple as that.

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Sophie Monk’s Legs Come Out At Night

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Over the last few days Sophie Monk’s legs have come out of hiding, we’ve seen them doing all kinds of exciting activities such as walking down the street or buying a magazine on the street . So in keeping with this theme, here are Sophie’s legs walking down the street at night. All this excitement is making me light headed. I guess it doesn’t really matter that she doesn’t do anything, at all, she’s hot and wears short little skirts and that’s what counts. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Body Is Getting Tight

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what these pictures are from, but man Nicole Scherzinger is looking good. That cocoa colored skin, tight belly and sweet chesticles are killing me. How can I get on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? I want to get in shape by pawing at a some scantily clad hot chick while we prance around a dance studio. I doubt I’ll win, but I’m pretty sure I can beat that old man astronaut. My mom has lots of friends at her bridge club who will vote for me. Take that!

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