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Avril Lavigne Gets A Regrettable Tattoo

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve done my fair share of stupid things while under the influence of alcohol, most of them were more than a little overweight, but I would never get a drunken tattoo with an ex. Here’s Avril Lavigne leaving a tattoo parlor with her ex-husband or current husband, who can keep track anymore, after getting what looks like matching tattoos. What a couple of retards, I hope this one comes back to bite her in the ass. I remember sharing a drunken night with an ex-girlfriend, the topic of matching tattoos came up, but apparently we decided on matching rashes instead.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Boobs Get Lost

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston’s got a tight little body on her, so why the hell is she hiding it in her grandmothers evening gown? Here she is at the premiere of her new movie The Bounty Hunter doing whatever it takes for men to completely lose interest in her. No wonder she’s still single. I can’t even tell if she’s got boobs in that thing, they’re flopping around like two oranges in a pillow case. I don’t know what’s going on with this woman, remember her bikini pictures ? Those were the days. more pictures of Jennifer Aniston here

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Amber Rose Walks The Streets In Her Short Shorts

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure why I post pictures of Kanye’s weird girlfriend Amber Rose , maybe it’s her healthy blond roots, obviously it’s because she likes to wear her silly futuristic stripper outfits and I like the idea of futuristic strippers. Lady humanoids walking the streets turning space age tricks. Hot stuff. Anyhow, here’s Amber in her little short shorts and 80’s rocker chick jacket strutting her stuff. Where does NASA stand on the humanoid hookers? They better not be keeping that sh#t to themselves.

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Kristin Cavallari Gets A Flat Tire In A Little Dress

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems that poor little Kristin Cavallari went and got herself a flat tire the other day, the good news is that she was wearing a tiny little tube top dress when it happened. Here she is showing off her legs while she struggles to comprehend how something so awful and unfair could happen to her. Poor thing, she needs a hug. Where I’m from a hug involves at least one hand on the woman’s ass a possibly even some nuzzling of the nose to the breasts depending on how well you know each other. I’m up for either one if she’s interested. Call me. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

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Kelly Landry Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some might say that this is too much, I would disagree, I don’t know who this Kelly Landry chick is but I can tell just by looking at her that she’s a very smart woman. Those things have an IQ I would like to sink my teeth into. Here she is on the beach in her bikini doing, well nothing, hanging out in her bikini seems like a full days work if you ask me. I’m sure there are more than a couple of things you’ll find enjoyable about these pictures.

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Ashley Greene Pumps It Good

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.

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Adrianne Curry Is Very Flexible

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a few pictures of Adrianne Curry that she posted on Twitter, and yes that’s her putting her leg behind her head. It’s pretty hot and giving me some naughty ideas like going to the store to buy pretzels. What? That’s naughty, they’re very salty and salt is bad for you. Anyhow, I like this chick, she seems like she’d be fun in the sack. The picture of her from behind is a little creepy, it kinda looks like me when I was fifteen. Ah the good old days. Enjoy.

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Julie Bowen Serves Up A Tasty Treat

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sadly this isn’t the first time I’ve had pictures of Julie Bowen , the mom from the show Modern Family , on the site playing in the ocean in her bikini. Luckily this time she’s at least giving us a good look at her mom boobs. These pictures don’t do her justice, I’ve watched the show and she’s actually kinda hot. Anyhow, I don’t know much about her but she’s somewhat of a celebrity now and she’s in a bathing suit so it’s my job to post pictures of her. She can thank me on Twitter .

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Hit The Catwalk

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt , then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

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Selita Ebanks Drops Some Killer Cleavage

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m feeling pretty good today so I thought I’d get things started with a little taste of some Victoria’s Secret model’s cleavage, here’s Selita Ebanks giving us a good look at why she got the job as a lingerie model. This to me is the perfect amount of cleavage, big enough to get a sweet handful and an even sweeter motorboat, but not too big to suffocate a small deer. Although I would like to see her try.

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