Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Mmm… Penelope Cruz Bites Her Lip!

Here’s Penelope Cruz looking all hot and bothered at some photocall for the movie Nine the other day. She’s saucy, I love her. Look at the way she bites her lip, like she just thought back to the experimenting she did with a sorority sister while traveling through Europe one summer during her college years. I wish I could go back in time and be a fly on that wall. Can flies get boners? Cause this fly certainly would. Enjoy. more pictures of Penelope Cruz here

Whitney Port’s Sexy Faces In A Little Skirt

Here’s Whitney Port making sexy faces in Miami the other day wearing a sweet little summer skirt. I know, who gives a crap right? Well, I do and I make the rules around here so tough luck. Besides, the girl is pretty hot and she’s got those great long legs that would look incredible wrapped around my head. I don’t mean that in a sexual way, I just think that they would be nice and warm on my skin like a really sexy scarf. What?

Nicole Scherzinger Makes Her Sexy Face

Now that former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is going to be on Dancing WIth The Stars I assume we’re going to see more pictures of her going to parties or leaving parties or going to the gym or leaving the gym… You get the idea. So I thought I would get things started with some pictures of her making hot sexy faces and showing off her cleavage after leaving some party the other night. I know it’s not much, but it’s a start. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Parking Meter Sexy Time

I think I may be getting a little too into hot celebrity chicks feeding dirty change into waiting coin slots , admitting you have a problem is the first step, but Hilary Duff just looks too sexy feeding this meter that I couldn’t resist. So hot, that long thin neck is just gorgeous. Yes, I’m talking about Hilary. What kinda weirdo is into parking meters? Anyhow, I think she’s on her way to the gym so hopefully soon I’ll have some nice Hilary Duff bikini pictures coming my way. Fingers crossed. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Olympic Skier Julia Mancuso’s Unfortunate See Through Top

Now that the Vancouver 2010 Olympics are over, a few of the athletes have become somewhat famous, at least for the next few days. Here’s that other American skier, silver medalist Julia Mancuso , out the other night showing off more than we need to see in an unfortunate see through top. Clearly this chick doesn’t have a publicist, because this sh#t is just terrible. I’m talking about her training bra not the camera angle, she looked a whole lot better in her downhill bodysuit and goggles. Oh well, see you in four years.

Trista Sutter Bikini Pictures

As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air , but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.

Kristin Cavallari’s See Through Top.. Sort Of

If Kristin Cavallari is going to stay in my good books, right now she’s hanging on by a hot ass, she’s going to have to do better than this when it comes to see through top pictures. We know her top is see through, but to cover up the goods like this is just insulting to both of us. Her little boobs are in there, just let us have a look. This is what we used to call a… I’m not sure if my sponsor will let me say the word… It’s French for rooster… It’s sometimes followed by a-doodle-doo….. But in this case it’s followed by tease. Anyone?

Sarah Michelle Gellar Likes The Sluts Slots

That’s right, slide those dirty coins into that slot you dirty girl… Just like that. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to type that sh#t, thoughts like that are supposed to be kept safely in the privacy of my brain locker. Anyhow, here’s Sarah Michelle Gellar (remember her?) looking pretty damn rotten feeding the parking meter the other day. If this is what happens to a woman after she gets Freddie Prinze Juniored for a few years, I bet there are a lot of women out there thankful that she took one for the team. Poor girl.

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Much like dentistry, when it comes to bikini pictures it’s best left to the professionals. I learnt that lesson the hard way. Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli hanging out in her bikini while on vacation in Mexico. I know what you’re thinking and no, you can’t find a more perfect body. It kills me that her bikini is only staying together with the help of a couple of strategically placed knots. This is when the paparazzi needs to hire some little kid to walk by and undo that thing. She won’t get mad, kid’s can get away with practically anything, she’ll probably even think it’s cute. If I did it I’d wake up as somebody’s girlfriend in a Mexican prison.

Annalynne McCord Bikini Picture From Shape Magazine

It’s Friday, I’m sleepy, more than a little hungover and my stomach feels like I’m about to give birth to a really strange looking baby, so I’m going to get straight to the point with this picture of AnnaLynne McCord’s tight little body in a bikini for Shape magazine. This thing should sober you up pretty quickly. I’m assuming it’s been photoshopped a little to make her look even hotter and I don’t care. The world should be photoshopped, maybe then I’d get laid more.