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Heidi Montag Needs To Let The New Boobs Breathe

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I don’t like Heidi Montag at all, she’s about as useful as a hole in the head and I’m a little annoyed with myself for posting pictures of her, but I like her new fake boobies so this is more a post about them. Here they are out on the town the other night covered up by a little silver dress. Pour things, they’re brand new, they need to be seen. You don’t buy a brand new Ferrari and put it in the garage, you put it in a bikini and take it to the beach to play volleyball .

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Candice Swanepoel Teases In Her Lingerie

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, the weekend is here, I can finally leave my mother’s basement and go for some drinks, but before I do I thought I’d share some pictures of Candice Swanepoel in various stages of undress. Supermodels are awesome. I think government scientist should start cloning these girls, the world would be a better place with more supermodels walking the streets. Crime would be down because everyone would be too happy snuggling on the couch watching HGTV with their supermodel girlfriends. Sign me up. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel here

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Kristin Cavallari Needs To Step Up The Hotness

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My crotch is beginning to get a little bored with Kristin Cavallari always wearing these tank top and leggings combinations. Sure she’s got a tight little body, so she can pull it off, but mix it up a little. I think only Sophie Monk can pull this sh#t off on a regular basis. I really shouldn’t be complaining about this garbage, I live in Canada and I haven’t seen a woman in person wearing a tank top in a long time. Not since I got kicked out of my gym for watching women do yoga. They should’ve put a sign up somewhere saying that boners aren’t allowed.

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Nicole Richie Actually Has Cleavage?

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s hard to believe this, and I’m still amazed I’m going to say it, but Nicole Richie ’s cleavage actually looks pretty damn good. I’m impressed. Here she is outside the David Letterman studios the other day flashing some decent anorexic chick cleavage. She must be wearing one of the Paris Hilton ’s magical bras she stole from her before their friendship fell apart. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working, but as always with Nicole DO NOT look directly at her face. You’ve been warned.

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Nicole Scherzinger Gets Hot For Carnival

Posted on February 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone seems to be down in Brazil partying for Carnival , everyone but me that is, first it was Paris Hilton and her magic boobies and now former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger getting all sweaty in the tropical heat. As much as I liked Paris’ impressive skinny girl cleavage, I have to say that Nicole wins this battle of Brazil pants hands down. Brazilian heat, a little tube top and her sultry skin go very well together if you ask me. Enjoy.

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Emma Roberts Will You Be My Valentine?

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hopefully this will be the last post I do this week that has anything to do with Valentine’s Day the movie or the actual day. That being said, I wish cutie Emma Roberts was my valentine. Wouldn’t that be fun? We could spend the day in my jacuzzi tub drinking beers and telling each other how lucky I am to have her. I’ll even float some rose petals in the water to make it more romantic and to camouflage my massive boner. Obviously not real rose petals because I’m allergic and they’ll probably stain the tub, but it should have the same effect. Call me. more pictures of Emma Roberts here

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Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Cheap Megan Fox Knock-Off Tamara Ecclestone

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who the hell this Tamara Ecclestone chick is, but to me she looks like a cheap Megan Fox knock-off here at the London premiere of Valentine’s Day . Actually I shouldn’t complain about that, I don’t think I have a fart in a hurricane’s chance with the real Megan Fox so a knock-off might be just the thing I’m looking for. Where can I find one? They’re probably called Megan Forx. Maybe there’s a kiosk at the mall. Or would this be the kind of thing I’d find in the back of some guy’s van in the parking lot? Someone help me out here.

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Candice Swanepoel Forgot To Wear Her Bra

Posted on February 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel launching some new line of lingerie in a retarded pink t-shirt. Why do they do this shit to me? Do they find it funny? Does it amuse them? You’re the biggest lingerie company in the world, you’ve got a stable full of the hottest models science can produce, so why not dress them up in some little outfits and prance them around like they were meant to be? Now I’ve got a disappointed hard on. I hope you’re happy.

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Hilary Duff Gets Dirty In The Rain

Posted on February 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Hilary Duff looking pretty f@#king hot while she slowly slides quarter after quarter into that nice wet coin slot out in public yesterday. What? That’s not dirty, it’s raining so I’m just assuming the coin slot is wet. Jesus! Get your minds out of the gutter. Anyhow, I hope you perverts are happy now that you’ve ruined this perfectly innocent moment between Hilary and a parking meter. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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