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Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day

I guess Jessica Simpson’s husband had a birthday and she posted some OKTOBERFEST beer maid fetish picture of herself and him, in what may have been a great moment they spent together while sitting on a pile of her money, or maybe they are into GERMANS…ARYANS…WHITE POWER…NAZI…. OR MAYBE it was one those moments where dude asked himself “shit, I’m married to Jessica Simpson and made babies inside her, I remember jerking off to her tits back when I was in YALE…before spending all over 2 years in the NFL….it’s like shit, this girl could be with anyone, but I moved in on her in her 2010 fat years when no one wanted her, and I secured that shit…I mean there are guys with multi year contracts who would want to bang Jessica Simpson, hell she’s Jessica Simpson…but she chose me, or rather my sperm chose her, either way my wife is JESSICA SIMPSON…and I never have to work again….I am K-Fed if K-Fed pretended he wasn’t K-Fed with Ivy League education and 2 years in a pro sports league…you know…K-Fed who can trick people into think he’s not K-Fed”.. 38 is great when you have a thick famous bitch with huge tits to bankroll your life. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Erotica of the Day

Old Lady Jennifer Aniston proves that it may be too late to have kids due to menopause and her egotistical narcissism in her younger years forcing her to push off pregnancy to be the “hot chick” who isn’t even that hot….but who I guess demanded dudes she fucked to finish in her ass – GREEK or maybe dudes didn’t want to make babies with her because she’s a maniac….crazy rich weirdo who has the world validating her importance and celebrity….it’s all our fault she is a terrible person no one sticks with because she sucks.. But it’s never too late to show off you tits, to get attention with your tits, to matter because of your tits, because we love tits… I mean it doesn’t matter now, but in the 90s when she was on friends, and constantly hard nippled, that was fucking edgy, pushing it, didn’t happen on TV, and I am sure many dudes jerked off to it, I’m sure it’s part of why the show got viewers, because we love tits… Here she is in a magazine… The post Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Blowjob Scene in The Deuce of the Day

Maggie Gyllenhaal terrifies me…Maggie Gyllenhaal terrifies me… But I figure, any actress, hot or not, who takes on the slutty roles to show just how committed they are to their “art” in a world where she would have never made it based on looks alone, but luckily, she was raised within the industry and movies need “average” looking girls….is worth looking at with a dick, real or prosthetic…in her mouth for the craft…. She’s edgy, risque, wild and crazy…a mom…with mom tits…with a kid who will see this scene of not actual porn…ART…with porn elements because everyone’s got a short attention span and are trying to figure it all out…right…RIGHT> . The post Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Blowjob Scene in The Deuce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dove Cameron See Through Instagram Pic of the Day

Here’s a love Dove Cameron who is a busty looking young slut in Hollywood doing the young slut thing, trying to make some noise, get noticed and apparently – not wearing a bra on her instagram – It is VERY possible that this pic isn’t real, some photoshop job by some pervert who knows who Dove Cameron is, and that pervert is not me, I don’t know no photoshop dawg…and I don’t know no Dove Cameron dawg…but I’ve seen her story play out before… 19 year old, busty, Disney starlet….leveraging social media like Bella Thorne, to compete with everyday girls getting just as popular without being on TV, thanks to nudes.. 19 year olds not wearing bras, because no one wears bras, in sheer tops, because that’s just how it is… 19 year old hormones in the food, looking good to me…because I’m an old pervert and all young tits look good to me… LA cheesy, thirsty for attention like all girls, because social media is all that matters, it’s a place to post tits and get feedback from the fans…good times. The post Dove Cameron See Through Instagram Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Dobrev’s Crotch Shot of the Day

In a world of porn, spread assholes, and all that pantyless good times being norm…it is hard to get excited about a panty flash…it’s like I see more pussy lip / hair / anything pussy oriented on social media…making a casual getting out of car…what was at one point the Paparazzi tease tactic that all these whores would do to get in the media on purpose…you know short skirt, getting out of car, making eye contact, sometimes winking at the camera, to let us all know they are doing it on purpose…making it look casual…because back then, it was impossible to whore yourself out half naked, pussy out, it wasnt mainstream and it would get you fired from your Disney contract…but now a days, this is where all these people are doing their castings..you need to be a public whore who gets naked firs and foremost before getting hired to work at Disney…making it awkward for the 12 year olds…unless they are Ariel Winter or have moms like Ariel Winter who teach them right… What I am saying is that I come from an era of when the whores were secret whores…forced to panty flash like a little tease whore….because actual whores got lynched… But now we are in an era of whores being what get jobs, what matter, half naked and amazing..if you can’t whore you don’t get work… Leaving tactics like this panty flash, on a Canadian TV starlet named Nina Dobrev confusing to me, the limbo of panty flashes, like is it actually just an accident, even though for years it was a tactic, or is she just too old to be that basic IG whore..and still pulls the old tricks since they got her where she is in terms of fame using the old tactics… So many useless questions about useless pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Dobrev’s Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Robin Tunney 45 Year Old Tits of the Day

Robin Tunney is 45, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal, considering I am older than her, and we live in an era where 25 isn’t the sexual peak of a woman, it’s not the cut off point anymore, it’s not that once a girl turns 30 she’s dead to me, and I’m not sure if it has to do with modern science, or my own accepting my own age, or our own mortality, or maybe I’m tired of looking at all these hot 20-25 year olds and find something exciting about a menopausal / pre-menopausal pussy that has seen some shit over the years….I don’t know.. maybe the young girls are too annoying, the older pussy gets it and is less crazy…WHO knows… What I do know is that this chick is Robin Tunney, she’s from some show called the Metalist and Prison Break, two shows I haven’t seen thanks to not owning a TV or cable because fuck that… She was probably most relevant in Encino Man, Pauly Shore makes all girls relevant, at least in the 90s…. I think she should be most relevant for her natural hangers, in a world of fake tits, the natural hanger tits bring me joy, the speak to my soul, their sag, their lift…like Euopean beach tits…i dig the Den Mother, teaching the youngs how to do…all mom bodied and breast feeding sag…hot to me. TO SEE MORE OLD LADY TIT CLICK HERE The post Robin Tunney 45 Year Old Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Raver Bella Thorne and her Raver Sister Raving of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this fetish pic of her in fishnets and short shorts…in what looks like a bra top to a dude who knows nothing about fashion or getting dressed…but knows everything about being a pervert… She packaged this one, since she’s the spinster spin artist, divert attention from famewhoring “thirsty” pics, by telling a story about herself that people are clearly buying into because she gets more and more following…and that story…which you should be able to tell from looking at the pic is about her fear of elevators….face your fears…inspirational…or something…I know that’s what I see looking at this…fear of elevators…idiots… Well…she’s also into going to “raves” or cheesy LA parties on a Thursday that they call raves…because I guess raving to EDM is a thing now…and I’m not trying to be a cynical old man who used to go to raves…thinking the raves I went to were that great…I just liked getting fucked up all night…and didn’t care for the music…or the people…who at the time were weirdos dressed like clowns…pretty much terrifying me…but at least they weren’t the mainstream top 40 assholes they are today – because those people are the worst…and those people I guess are everyone… So she went raving…TOP 40…MAINSTRAM..Tranny Faced with her skinny sister and it’s not that bad..when they are filming each other’s assholes…which is what I am taking away from these videos… The post Raver Bella Thorne and her Raver Sister Raving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day

What a fucking joke, all these girls posting stupid, slutyt content of themselves, like some kind of boudoir bullshit, or 90s playboy jerk off VHS, all badly shot, badly lit, but half naked and featuring flamingos so why not put it out there…. There is not story, there is no content, there’s just a mutant chick with her mutant body not even riding a bike, just standing there as the camera pans her freakish ethnically ambiguous body and people get excited over this shit? I realize she never stood a chance with her porn sister, being the baby of the family, delusional and weird…out to fend for herself amongst all the narcissists in her circle…but do something remotely worthy of watching bitch…I mean do fucking porn if this glamour model nonsense is the angle she’s taking..kids are just too fucking stupid and ADD to grasp that there are better ways to capitalize on a willingness to get naked or half naked…if this is what they consider art…the rich remain totally fucking clueless and lost in all their money…it’s too bad…you know there was potential for her to break free and do good – instead she does this…dumbness. The post Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Nipples of the Day

Nicollette Sheridan was the old slut on Desperate Housewives….the white Eva Longoria..I never watched the show but remember her more as a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…. She’s 100 fucking years old now…but at one time was with Michael Bolton…pretty exciting…if you love Adult Contemporary.. She’s dressed like she’s 18, because if you leave the house, all girls show their nipples. Damn she’s old…yet I stare…. The post Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Delilah Hamlin Brings Tit of the Day

Delilah Hamlin is in NYC Fashion week…and I guess her take on fashion is show them tits – which are awesome tits by the way – youthful tits – built on hormones in the food tits – as tits just kept getting bigger on 18 year olds as the years have gone on – and in some cases – not all cases – the rest of the body is still the same fit size – just more body…. Making me think the dude who genetically modifies food is some kind of pervert into giving girls everywhere tits – they’ll want to show off…because tits are great and if you can control the population with food they eat or water they drink – why not make them busty while you’re at it. This no bra trend on trend is good for the soul….being Lisa Rina’s daughter may not be though… She’s great. My new favorite. Take that Lily Rose Depp….The war is on.. The post Delilah Hamlin Brings Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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