Elle Fanning is boring, but at least she’s in a bikini top, or bra top, or whatever top this is that shows off her little skinny body…a body that her parents created and properly executed as the backup…the stand in…the “shadow”…the “understudy” to her sister who was exploited so hard they knew she’d go off the fucking rails eventually, but the family ego needed to perpetuate the empire they built…so they created this one… Less creepy, cuter, loved by the fashion industry and hollywood, she’s got that legit career, while her sister is still seen as that annoying child star who creeped all us motherfuckers out… The post Elle Fanning Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think it’s safe to say that Paris Jackson probably as a serious identity crisis, you know because her dad who died when she was a kid, was a fucking weirdo that some people will say was misunderstood, but others will say was tormented and messed the fuck up, based on amusement park houses, taking anesthetics to sleep every night until it killed him, raping boy rumors and all that other good stuff.. But he left her billions of dollars, so she’s good, and I guess figuring it all out, through spirituality, lesbianism and putting topless pics on social media…to show how “burning man” she is….you know down to earth while being not at all down to earth but if it makes her feel better than down to earth enough…because spirituality is a personal journey you know….and if tits on social media help that you gotta be all for it.. If you don’t like that, here she is in a bikini top for the paparazzi CLICK HERE The post Paris Jackson Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think it’s safe to say that Paris Jackson probably as a serious identity crisis, you know because her dad who died when she was a kid, was a fucking weirdo that some people will say was misunderstood, but others will say was tormented and messed the fuck up, based on amusement park houses, taking anesthetics to sleep every night until it killed him, raping boy rumors and all that other good stuff.. But he left her billions of dollars, so she’s good, and I guess figuring it all out, through spirituality, lesbianism and putting topless pics on social media…to show how “burning man” she is….you know down to earth while being not at all down to earth but if it makes her feel better than down to earth enough…because spirituality is a personal journey you know….and if tits on social media help that you gotta be all for it.. If you don’t like that, here she is in a bikini top for the paparazzi CLICK HERE The post Paris Jackson Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
For the past few years now, I’ve been trying to convince Sarah Hyland to forget about this whole acting thing and embrace her true calling: becoming a professional hot nobody. And I’m happy to report that it looks like Sarah’s finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring. Let’s see… Booty shot? Check . Sexy dancing in a bikini? Check . Tongue action? Check and check . I’m so proud!
For the past few years now, I’ve been trying to convince Sarah Hyland to forget about this whole acting thing and embrace her true calling: becoming a professional hot nobody. And I’m happy to report that it looks like Sarah’s finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring. Let’s see… Booty shot? Check . Sexy dancing in a bikini? Check . Tongue action? Check and check . I’m so proud!
Ladies! Close your eyes! Imagine being paid to wear cute glasses and to dance around in a bikini while drinking coffee. Now open them. Doesn’t your life suck!
The queen of Social Media doesn’t disappoint! Here is Bella Thorne teaching all the girls how it’s done. Pretending to work out. You know that body isn’t going to stay thin like that without at least 2 minutes a day of rigorous activity and a few lines of coke.
The queen of Social Media doesn’t disappoint! Here is Bella Thorne teaching all the girls how it’s done. Pretending to work out. You know that body isn’t going to stay thin like that without at least 2 minutes a day of rigorous activity and a few lines of coke.
By now, you're probably aware that Ariel Winter's Instagram is a treasure trove of bikini pics and risque selfies. Winter does an admirable job of keeping things fresh, forever finding new and inventive ways to bare her famous flesh. But even the most inventive artists can find themselves bereft of inspiration at times. At these moments, the true innovators dig deep and produce something that surprises even themselves. Perhaps this was the process that led to Ariel's latest video, which combines the dying art of twerking with the cinematic weirdness of a David Lynch fever dream. Allow us to break this thing down for you: For starters, Ariel is twerking, which is a practice that started falling off in popularity long before Miley Cyrus reinvented herself as Lurleen Lumpkin . We guess it's part of a marketing campaign to take the attention of Ariel's boobs and put on her … other assets. Anyway, the location and the spontaneity of the twerking is what's really strange, as it appears that Ariel was walking through a storage facility and randomly decided to break it down. Not surprisingly, Ariel's followers were a bit confused by the post, but she assured them there's really nothing to “get.” “People have a little humor…it’s supposed to be FUNNY,” Ariel wrote. Is it, Ariel? Or did you just singlehandedly reinvent American cinema?
I’m still waiting for Peyton List to take “the next step” and go from former Disney hottie to posting daily bikini booty shows on Snapchat and/or Instagram. AKA the Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus career path. But this latest photoshoot of her at the pool is a great start. Now she just needs to do this 2-3 times a week, and she’ll be on her way to A-list hot nobody status in no time. Practice makes perfect.
