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Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez is in a bikini for GQ…and the whole world doesn’t give a fuck because she’s 50 fucking years old…but then I remember she’s J.Lo and has made a deal with the devil…and has secured her celebrity with a loyal audience who I guess think she’s hot and care about what she’s up to because they are drones and were brainwashed or are Puerto Rican and see her as a beacon of hope that other Puerto Ricans can come up from the lower middle class immigrant parents, exploit that, play the Jenny from the Block, to keep some level of street cred, even though it’s all candy-coated hollywood bullshit…I guess 40 year old bitches also look at her and her photoshopped as as a beacon of hope…the first famous fat ass…that I wasn’tinto at the time…but as it ages, it gets better, even if I find J.Lo irritating and the world is more about fat asses…it is like visiting a museum exhibit…and I can appreciate history… The post Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chrissy Teigen is a Monster of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen has always been an overrated monster to me. In fact she once had her army of idiot fans, I know, she’s actually got an army of idiot fans like some kind of popstar, lash out on me, the site, etc, a year after she told me the site was hilarious and amazing, because she was a drunk….for calling her a sloppy, pug faced monster, who doesn’t deserve to be compared to GOD’s CREATURE the PUG, but that I was using as a reference point of how pudgy, bug eyed and wrinkly her flat face was….I also called her fat, a drunk, who should kill herself, and who at the time hadn’t been knocked up by John Legend, someone who she married before he was really famous, who she invested in and supported, with her fat overrated tits, and that he won’t leave her because she’ll cost too much…and now he’s stuck with an outspoken personality with bad sense of humor…who is fat… Well, they are on a rich person vacation, and the bikini model who barely was a bikini model to me, despite being one to the world of drones lemmings who buy into anything they are fed, because some pop star is linked to the pussy in the bikini….and she looks more disgusting as ever, but AS disgusting as I always knew she was…and it’s nice to see that I was right as I always am… A wallet fucker… Here is John Legend – texting other pussy – because look at what he’s stuck with.. The post Chrissy Teigen is a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne In A Thong Because She Is The Best

Posted on August 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The more I think about it, the more I think me and Bella Thorne should team up and go into business together, making instructional videos to help wannabe hot nobodies learn how to use social media. I mean, I already promote her and her bikini booty practically 5 days a week, I figure I should get something out of it. Besides the nonstop pants fires, that is.

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Katharine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katharine McPhee, or a chubby version of Katharine McPhee, made her way out in a bikini to either continue riding the leaked nudes scandal of last week, because she likes the attention and all it took was a little pussy pictures, that she basically admitted were her pussy when she had her lawyers come at all our sites that posted the nudes…something she would have been better off just letting live on the internet, and simmer on the internet, because if you didn’t see the images, they were of her pussy reduction surgery, we’re talking labia with open sores, panties with blood stains, I guess documenting the healing process of the extra lip chop…and it was fucking disturbing…not to mention, even with the scabbed up cunt, she did look better than she does in these pics, so she clearly needs a new strategist working on her team helping her out with her tactics…I would apply, but I prefer pussy that hasn’t been sawed off violently….even if it is done with laser….you can make a pussy less meaty through surgery…but that doesn’t change the meaty pussy DNA.or the “phantom” labia the kind of girl willing to get vagina surgery deals with …it’s on a pyschological level…you know crying in her bed holding her knees looking at her cunt in a mirror saying “I feel it flapping, I feel it flapping”…even if there’s nothing left to flap, just leather, scarred up beef jerky…you know.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katharine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Tight As F%ck

Posted on August 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know everyone’s trying really hard to make  Hailee Steinfeld here into the next Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift or whoever. But honestly, I’d much rather see her become the next Bella Thorne instead. I mean, think about it: would you rather have another generic Auto-Tuned pop star, or another Snapchat hottie showing off her bikini body 24/7? I rest my case.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A few weeks ago, the team at Victoria’s Secret rounded up their half naked cattle who get paid a lot of money by the brand to be a slave to the brand, and to forever be owned by the brand, making other models feel inferior for not having a contract like that with any brand, making the fat chicks angry because the brand hasn’t accepted fat as a norm yet, but I assume they will, because the government loves fat chicks…they encourage other fat chicks to be happy fat, rather than get in shape so that they end up on all the pharma chronic illness meds…BIG MONEY…. LIKE FATASHLEY GRAHAM… That said, this old timer was part of the campaign and they got her topless, showing off them little fake tits she’s got, because that’s what it takes to be a bikini and lingerie model…corporate sponsorship and little implants…coupled with a willingness to get topless in an era of everyone topless… Here she is getting paid by OMEGA watches like she was James Bond…only more topless, half naked, overpaid stripper who has been cockteasing for the length of her career and the cocktease is now just getting weird because she’s an old mom…and that shit should be reserved for her husband in the bedroom… Luxury watches meet half naked middle aged promo model… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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ELizabeth Olsen in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

ELizabeth Olsen is the Third Olsen Twin, or would it be triplet, since she is made from the same sperm and uterus, but was the back-up plan the parents got to cultivate knowing that the other two would have made so much fucking money being exploited that they would fall off the scene and do things like create a billion dollar fashion empire..it’s their thing…making money…while this one can just stroll in, late for the party, disheveled, but ready…. She’s become a big name in acting….people like her, think she’s hot and I guess her way of luring them and keeping them locked in is posting erotica like this.. As anyone who has joined a gym to strictly jerk off at the gym to the hot chicks you would otherwise never see half naked, sweaty and amazing…you’ll appreciate her efforts in being healthy…and her stretch…deep stretch… The post ELizabeth Olsen in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Lowndes Is Hard At Work

Posted on August 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes took my advice and is really milking her social media as hard as she can. Last post, I said she needs to find her niche and she has. And that is going on vacation and spending time in a bikini with friends. It’s a hard life for an above average looking chick.            

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Heather Graham In A Bikini Is Perfection

Posted on August 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Graham Is A Rare Beauty… read more

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Meet Instagram Model Valentina Fradegrada And Her Amazing Bikini Style

Posted on August 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since I’ve introduced you guys to any new Insta-hotties, but I’ve got a new one for you all today: meet Valentina Fradegrada . According to my sources, she’s some Italian bikini model, and I don’t know about you, but I’m 100% in love. With Valentina, sure, but also with whoever dreamt up this new, underboob-revealing bikini design she’s wearing. It’s possibly the best thing I’ve seen all week. And Valentina’s not half bad either. » view all 12 photos

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