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Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day

Mckayla Maroney was the jailbait in Olympic Gymnastics that was white and possibly worth jerking off to – as the pervert you are – with pride for your gold medal team….and she’s missing from Gymnastics this year, which is all 4 foot 8 boxy midgets running the USA dream team of zero angelic or erotic use of that flexibility, and 100 percent little tanks designed to do really ridiculous freak show shit… So Mckayla Maroney got into her fame and fortune from the last Olympics, decided she pleased her family that forced her into this shit, and could focus on being a social media whore…and fans…that she’s spent 4 years slutting out on… HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK In being a social media whore, she’s been doing squats all fucking day, knowing her sex appeal, knowing her fans are pervert dudes and loving it…all while being clueless enough as to what men are actually into – as she turns herself into a Kardashian or Jenner…the cool kids of her generation… And I’m OK with this ass…it’s so big and awkward and amazing to think she’s been working on this for the last 4 years..while her teammates were working on winning another gold… She looks like she’s got face filler also…typical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK The post Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day

I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish..and I could be wrong about you, maybe you’re rich and awesome and get laid and come here to feel better about yourself…so you could know who Leven Rambin Parrack…but I don’t…I am sure I’ve done posts on her before – but can’t be too sure – this is all on repeat… Well she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that…and now she’s in a see through dress… The post Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day

French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids… I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France….but I am sure the French are up to speed on the American Bikini wax and Laser treatment…without realizing how hot bush is… The post Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fetus Flossin’: Keshia Knight-Pulliam Shows Off Her Beautiful Bulging Baby Bump In A Bikini

Keshia Knight-Pulliam Posts Instagram Photo Of Her Growing Baby Bump Despite the drama that is currently swirling around her life, Keshia Knight-Pulliam seems determined to find some modicum of happiness. Yesterday, the heartbroken former child star posted a semi-smiling photo of herself in a black bikini, fun bags boomin’, flexin’ a Hartwell belly bump. We feel pretty confident saying that this little girl’s last name will be Pulliam, not Hartwell. Image via Instagram

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Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

es I prefer… Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely… Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is…. And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec The post Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

Jessica Simpson is as half naked as you’d probably want her to be in some Women’s Health magazine, she’s the kind of mom you’d rather not look at pics of to jerk off, there are young girls for that, but more the kind of mom who you’d love to bang – because she’s Jessica Simpson… I guess her PR people wanted to reaffirm the fact that she’s no longer 300 pounds, maybe it’s to get final payment from Weight Watchers who paid her millions to drop weight, but instead she gaind the weight…maybe this is a coming of age story that you don’t need to be an obese pig with all your baby weight you gained because the baby was a good excuse to gain weight….you know a story of it’s never too late to stop eating BBQ and CAKE and to start walking on the damn treadmill… She’s the representation of the middle American – southern dream – they even wear her products and she’s skinnier than most of them, so by comparison maybe this is as healthy as she gets….and that’s healthy enough…but I’d rather there be more emphasis on them tits…the only thing that matters… The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose – BIKINI of the Day

I was never sold on Ruby Rose when all that Ruby Rose hype hit last year. Girls were out getting their haircut like her – like she was Jennifer Aniston, and I just couldn’t understand it, because the reality is she looked like Bieber, way too much like Bieber, in Bieber androgyny… I also hate that whole tattoo culture shit, it’s everywhere, and it looks like people are dirty and not in a good way, in an AIDS way, and since she’s gay – maybe she has AIDS…that would be why she’s so skinny…because she’s so skinny…but that could be drugs…or maybe it’s just her being fucking skinny – which for someone who likes skinny girls…is the best thing about her… Here’s her IBIZA bikini vacation – with bikini top that’s clearly just getting in the way of us jerking off to her masculine tits… The post Ruby Rose – BIKINI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 8.2.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Charlie Sheen’s girlfriend Jess Impiazzi shows off in erotic glamour shots Fleshbot Kelly Rohrbach no panty upskirt  Taxi Driver Movie Jenna Dewan in a see-through summer dress  The Nip Slip Camille Rowe topless perfection  Drunken Stepfather Charlotte Springer topless in the garden  Egotastic All Stars Katie Banks dildos herself in the shower  Boobie Blog Miss Great Britain 2015 Zara Holland  Last Men on Earth The Best Movie Dragons  Double Viking Lindsey Pelas looks amazing on her knees  Steakwood … read more

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Is Mischa Barton In Bikini Hotter When Dry Or Wet?

There is no one out there who doesn’t find Mischa Barton in a bikini incredibly sexy, but is she sexier when she’s wet or when she’s dry? I don’t know if Mischa Barton was hoping to spark this debate with her dueling bikini Instagram posts, but it sure does have my mind racing…. read more

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