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Ariel Winter Celebrates Harry Potter’s Birthday By Casting Boob Spell on Instagram

Well, she may not have gone to Hogwarts, but Ariel Winter has definitely mastered the ginormous mammarius spell. The Modern Family actress posted the above pic to celebrate the 36th birthday of the Boy Who Lived himself, Harry Potter. If you’re one of those Millennials who totes thought of Potter as your bestie growing up, and you’re confused by the fact that he’s several years older than you are, don’t worry; there’s an explanation. You see, J.K. Rowling set the main action of the story a few years ahead of when the books were published, a fact she hinted at with minor Muggle period details, like Dudley’s videogame console. Anyway, we really feel like we lost sight of what we should be focusing on here which is, of course, Ariel Winter’s boobs . Is this her most revealing pic to date? Far from it.  Ariel’s bikini pics are the stuff of Internet legend, and by the standards she’s been setting lately, this is actually pretty tame. In fact, ever since Ariel became single again , her posts have been even more on point than usual. And judging by the comments she’s as popular with the ladies as she is with the fellas. “How do you get your boobs to look great in everything!?! I need to know your secrets!!! Please!” wrote one user. We think we know the answer to that, @eeeegiiap: Magic! Seriously, though, it’s good to know that Ariel is a fantasy nerd. If she ever decides to get into the celebrity sex tape game maybe she could use some sort of Game of Thrones reference for the title. Yeah, we don’t feel great about that joke, but we’re just gonna go ahead and leave it. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 33 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

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Miley Cyrus in a Bikini with Farm Animals Like the Inbred Hick She Is of the Day

Miley Cyrus looks well rested and normal – because her whole Miley Cyrus nude hipster from tumblr who liked crazy patterns and weird and obscure cartoon things – like Emojis and prosthetic tits – trying to claim being feminist, activist and it really connected to the kids who follow her – since kids these days are so fucking shallow and exposed to pop culture, pop music, and love everything about it – when I remember a time when the cool kids discounted that shit, wouldn’t be caught dead at the shit – but the media industry has won…they have Josie and the Pussycat-ed us – with social media and constant reminders – making a girl semi relatable – semi cool – forcing the world to think she’s legit, an artist and not the Disney trained media expert fucking you all out of your money and time – listening to her music she is….why? Because the people who think of her as cool or an artist are just as shallow and vapid as she is. The same kind of girl taking a selfie on the toilet and writing something dark and ironic about shitting out their soul or something – while cutting themselves to act like they have depth…but really they are just bullshit mall shoppers. It’s all a lie… What isn’t a lie is that this barely a farm girl, yet rocks a southern accent, despite having been raised in LA and trained to make accents in acting school after her parents sold her off….loves playing up the inbred hick thing and not just with her face, but also with pigs….she’s feeding in a bikini…. The post Miley Cyrus in a Bikini with Farm Animals Like the Inbred Hick She Is of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sharon Stone Bikini of the Day

Sharon Stone looks good in her bikini and is 100 years old, I know I say a lot of these girls are 100 years old, but this one is legitimately 100 years old, I remember jerking off to her in the late 80s….that means she’s 40 fucking years older than that and 30 is my normal cut off for woman – that means if she was born when I first jerked off to her – she’s 5-10 years older than my cut off for girls I jerk off to – but obviously she wasn’t a fetus when I was jerking off to her – I am not that weird – she was instead showing tits in movies… I guess if you’re rich enough – you can pay people to lift and tuck and fill your flaws…but then again – maybe I am just used to all women looking like this becuase bitches in California start jacking up their faces at 14…..thanks social media… The post Sharon Stone Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah McDaniel Goes Non-Nude In Playboy, But Fully Nude In Treats!

Though we have all come to terms with the fact Playboy is no longer filled with beautiful nude women, luckily Treats! magazine is taking its place. While Sarah McDaniel’s Playboy spread was sexy, it doesn’t hold a candle to Sarah McDaniel’s Treats! spread…. read more

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Sarah McDaniel Goes Non-Nude In Playboy, But Fully Nude In Treats!

Though we have all come to terms with the fact Playboy is no longer filled with beautiful nude women, luckily Treats! magazine is taking its place. While Sarah McDaniel’s Playboy spread was sexy, it doesn’t hold a candle to Sarah McDaniel’s Treats! spread…. read more

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Anyone Else Want To See Miley Cyrus Farm In A Bikini?

Okay, I’m just going to say what we are all thinking—Miley Cyrus needs to open a bikini farm. Not so much a farm where they grown bikinis, though that would be awesome, but she needs to run a real working farm all while wearing a bikini…. read more

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Anyone Else Want To See Miley Cyrus Farm In A Bikini?

Okay, I’m just going to say what we are all thinking—Miley Cyrus needs to open a bikini farm. Not so much a farm where they grown bikinis, though that would be awesome, but she needs to run a real working farm all while wearing a bikini…. read more

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Anytime Kate Hudson's In a Bikini, It's a Vacation for Us

Growing up, I could remember being all kinds of frustrated and upset that celebrities got to go on these long vacations, spend summers on yachts, and party with other celebrities, but then social media came along. Now it’s like I’m there with Kate Hudson and her bikini and it is awesome. … read more

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Bikini-Clad Police Officer Makes Sexiest Arrest Ever

They say there’s no rest for the weary. But there’s also no rest for a police officer, not even when she’s out sunbathing with friends. A member of the Stockholm Police Department for the past 11 years, Mikaela Kellner was off-duty and taking it easy on Tuesday when a man claiming to sell magazines for homeless people came up to them. Kellner and her pals turned down his request to purchase some publications, but the man kept hanging around. This prompted suspicion on the part of the long-time cop. “I told my friends to keep an eye on their things,” Kellner said, according to UPI.com. “But as soon as he left, one of my friends said, ‘Where did my mobile phone go?’” Assuming the man had used a magazine to cover up the stolen item, that’s when Kellner sprung into sexy action, sprinting after the culprit despite only wearing a bikini at the time. “There was no time, so I ran after him, maybe 15 meters or so,” she told TheLocal.se. “One of my friends is also a police officer, so we got hold of him. He tried to get away so we held onto him harder.” A bystander snapped the following photo and it has since gone viral: What was Kellner thinking during the chase and takedown? Nothing, really. “I did not hesitate. Had I been naked, I would have also intervened,” she told Aftonbladet.se. “There was nothing stopping me, but it was a little comical that I grabbed him in a bikini.” Indeed it was. But maybe not unexpected for Kellner. A fitness fanatic, she shares many photos of herself post-workout on Instagram. She also shared a Facebook video of herself doing parkour in December and it has been viewed nearly 500,000 times. This is not your average police officer, as proven both above and below. Police Officer Does Parkour

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Anytime Kate Hudson Is a Bikini, It's a Vacation for Us

Growing up, I could remember being all kinds of frustrated and upset that celebrities got to go on these long vacations, spend summers on yachts, and party with other celebrities, but then social media came along. Now it’s like I’m there with Kate Hudson and her bikini and it is awesome. … read more

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