Gigi Hadid gets it…she knows that if you want to be a model – you can’t be fat – When you come from a vapid, rich, superficial, pretentious family that encourages you to be a model because it’s a good life where you can secure some male attention your dad never gave you – while allowing you to travel and see the world instead of going to college and actually working a real jobs – because why work when you don’t have to….and get paid more standing around half naked for brands.. She knows what’s important…being skinny… The post Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid… I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though… So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot… Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis… In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do… And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini picture to apologize for her public outburst that she had like a crazy person…because she’s a crazy person. I didn’t read what she wrote – but I am sure it was crazy – inspiring – and fucking crazy…because she’s a crazy person. I assume part of her public outburst was tactics to be in the media again, just like posting a bikini pic for a weirdo apology that I didn’t read but assume is weirdo is to get media attetion… It’s just a series of moves a broken girl makes trying to navigate the complicated landscape after being exploited by everyone around her…. Ultimately, she’s still Lohan, still has great tits, and reminds me that I wish her crazed outbursts were directed at me…I need the traffic…as I fade more into obscurity than I’ve always been. Either way, no sympathy for a lunatic having an outburst, I just wish I got her pregnant when I had the chance. K-Fed is a hero to us all… Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger ???????? Thank you to those who stand by my side I guess she’s putting it out there for more financiers she is willing to fuck for the good life she can’t afford to have anymore – because no one gives a fuck about employee Lohan, they just like paying her to fuck and play girlfriend because it’s more interesting to say you date Lohan than some basic Russian whore… I like the boat picture…if I read her caption maybe I would understand what it symbolizes to her…like out at sea – looking for another wallet to fuck? Some Pirate booty…or maybe…she’s just crazy. The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Apologizing for Being Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini picture to apologize for her public outburst that she had like a crazy person…because she’s a crazy person. I didn’t read what she wrote – but I am sure it was crazy – inspiring – and fucking crazy…because she’s a crazy person. I assume part of her public outburst was tactics to be in the media again, just like posting a bikini pic for a weirdo apology that I didn’t read but assume is weirdo is to get media attetion… It’s just a series of moves a broken girl makes trying to navigate the complicated landscape after being exploited by everyone around her…. Ultimately, she’s still Lohan, still has great tits, and reminds me that I wish her crazed outbursts were directed at me…I need the traffic…as I fade more into obscurity than I’ve always been. Either way, no sympathy for a lunatic having an outburst, I just wish I got her pregnant when I had the chance. K-Fed is a hero to us all… Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger ???????? Thank you to those who stand by my side I guess she’s putting it out there for more financiers she is willing to fuck for the good life she can’t afford to have anymore – because no one gives a fuck about employee Lohan, they just like paying her to fuck and play girlfriend because it’s more interesting to say you date Lohan than some basic Russian whore… I like the boat picture…if I read her caption maybe I would understand what it symbolizes to her…like out at sea – looking for another wallet to fuck? Some Pirate booty…or maybe…she’s just crazy. The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Apologizing for Being Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do…. It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and hard nippled – by the models that get the most searches on their site…all to get more buzz, traffic, etc.. So here’s Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal and Hannah Davis…did I meantion Hannah Davis And here’s Leonardo DiCaprio in Mykonos creeping….scouting…looking for women to fuck… The post Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin announce that her and Eniko Mihalik are the Hungarian Mafia while in St Tropez and no one arrested them. Everyone just passed it off as “oh she’s just being funny when posting bikini pics on a vacation we’re sure she paid for – since these models don’t just tag on with rich guys and pay for nothing – they are money makers who can pay for their own shit – got it”…. But I think this is the oldest form of deception, announce truth and people will assume you’re joking…and I think her speciality in the Hungarian mafia…is Human Trafficking, recruiting girls and getting them pissing and fucking and filling their assholes on webcam…it’s good money – since the girls don’t get paid….and if you don’t believe me…just read her damn status where she says she the HUNGARIAN mafia and then look at HUNGARY and realize that all they have going for them is human trafficking…. SHE EXPOSED HERSELF YOU IDIOTS… The post Barbara Palvin Bikini for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am sure I’ve said this story before, but I don’t give a fuck, no one reads this shit ever…. In the late 90s, probably before I was onto my internet dating, I in the middle of Northern Ontario checking out the small town strip clubs and I came across a copy of architectural digest or some other magazine because she had a house in Norther Ontario – that featured Goldie Hawn and her Daughter, who at the time was unknown to the world, but was probably well known in clubs in Hollywood where she’s been fucking everyone since she was 12….and I thought…I like that better than celebs…I like the kid of celebs who just live the brat life, the Hollywood life and don’t actually have to work… Then she did what most rich kids do and followed her mom’s lead, but there was that window where she was just a rich kid, partying, being hot…and I guess it’s been downhill ever since…from babies, to getting old…sure I’d still be interested in smelling her pussy to see if that many cocks makes her smell like the crackwhores I fuck who have had an equal or lesser amount of cocks…you know some people can guess how many gum balls are in a fucking jar, I can guess how many cocks have been in a cunt by scent….the more they fuck, the more i feel like a cadaver dog… NOT THAT IT MATTERS…but her in a bikini does…it looks ok for a mom of 12… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in a Bikini in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Trillium keeps it quiet and hot over at Only Teen Blowjobs Fleshbot Nina Agdal braless in a see-through mesh top Taxi Driver Movie Charli XCX did a hot performance in a silver bikini top The Nip Slip Alexis Ren is working it Drunken Stepfather Louise Mikkelsen topless beach peeks Egotastic All Stars Lily Ivy getting naked with a book Boobie Blog Sofia Richie goes yachting Last Men on Earth Maitland Ward Comic Con Cosplay Gallery Double Viking You’re gonna want to see Nicole Scherzinger twerk Steakwood … read more
If you ask me, the perfect summer food is key lime pie. Don’t know what it is, but the only time of year that I want nothing more than a slice of key lime pie is when the days are hot and long. But coming in a very close second is the push-pop, but that’s all because of Selena Gomez. … read more
