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Irina Shayk – Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk is still in her bikini – being the Russian Male Order bride she’s become and is so good at, like Miranda Kerr, Billionaire Hunter, you know that this bitch knows how to fuck…because her looks, despite being amazing, alone shouldn’t be able to brainwash and manipulate a motherfucker who is rich and can fuck anyone…she instead uses communist spy torture and manipulation tactics coupled with her looks and obviously really mind blowing sex to lock these fuckers down.. She’s definitely a weirdo opportunist, but in terms of models, she’s one who I like trying to figure out her twat…through her yellow bathing suit bottoms…but I guess I would do that to any bitch in a skimpy bikini – because that’s what perverts do, it’s how pervert lives, it’s pretty much all we know… The post Irina Shayk – Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rat Cow in a Bikni Getting Work of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Em Rat Cow is relatively uninteresting across the board. It’s one of those what more can we ask for or want from a girl who we’ve seen completely nude so many times that it is the only reason we know she exists… Yes, she’s got a hot body, but when I see her doing anything besides the low level softcore porn she’s known for, I feel like I’m experiencing a stripper at a job interview at the grocery store to be a cashier…or bag girl…it’s like “bitch, get the fuck out of here”….only I guess “bikini” pics are in line with her nude pics – it all falls under the umbrella of instagram model – even if she’d never consider herself an instagram model – she probably tells people she’s an actress and hands out business cards with her IMDB profile on her vagina…like some kind of escort. I don’t hate her, I just find her pretty repetitive, boring, uneventful…and uninspiring…step it up. Stop the yard. The post Em Rat Cow in a Bikni Getting Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do. It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage! Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE…. A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state… TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE…. A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state… TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filippa Hamilton is an old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Lauren, apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…but still perverted…probably perverted enough for him to keep on booking her so that she keeps silent… But then she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, so I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…and I guess that’s what happens when you didn’t sexually assault them…you fire them guilt free. Fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…but the people are trying to change that – and let in the fats – the much fatter than this one – who is hardly fat – but got fired for being fat – making her have real fat issues – unlike actual fat girls who can’t be fired for being fat because they are actually fat… So let’s celebrate this fatty, with fat girl problems, by looking at her bikini photoshoot… The post Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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You Feelin’ This Get-Up? Kimmy Cakes Steps Out To Film KUWTK In A Corseted Number

Posted on July 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian Spotted Filming KUWTK After a tough and tiring week of crushing Taylor Swift’s image to powdered dust …it was time for Kim to get back to work . The reality star stepped out to meet up with her sisters at an LA studio to film some scenes for KUWTK , wearing something that looked like a cross between casual errand running/house cleaning attire and 50 Shades of S&M: Hey The Wests are pretty adventurous with their style choices…for better or worse. Are you feeling this one? Hit the flip for more… AKM-GSI

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Lady Gaga Bikini Nightmare of the DAy

Posted on July 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga is being ousted as a Taylor Swift, you know a media manipulating cunt who lies and creates an illusion by polarizing their story into something marketable – and really committing to said lie…the kind of girl who cheats on people, slits some throats and turns the story into a “poor me”…when the real victim is viewers like us, forced to listen to every fucking song they create on repeat – to the point we know the lyrics – which basics confuse for liking the song – while people like me just get mad about it…because it’s garbage – manipulative and she’s not that hot… My only Gaga story is that years ago – I fondled her ass when she was in a VIP area at a club, fully on sexual assault mode – but not because it turned me on, it was more a grab her ass – see if she reacts and she didn’t so keep grabbing her ass – like a creeper….but a creeper with taste because throughout her career her only redeeming quality has been that ass… THE FUNNY THING in my rapey hand grabbing Gaga story is that I wasn’t even in the VIP, she didn’t even know I was grabbing her ass, we never even met and she just didn’t react..which to me was her consent…but everytime she cries about sexual assault and victims – I know I did something that wasn’t rape at the time – but that today – the feminists at the college level would go crazy about…KINDA FUNNY… I guess what I am saying is Gaga’s tears for victims are lies, she actually likes sexual assault, it’s gotta be the only reason her career happened – because that face is terrifying… The post Lady Gaga Bikini Nightmare of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale may be old and I may hate old chicks – but she’s one of the few old chicks who is still magical….she’s a mom with a teenage daughter – yet she still looks like this – something you sometimes see leaving YOGA studios…but it’s rare…. Her body is thin, maybe it’s angles, maybe it’s good DNA, maybe it’s some science experiement gone right….maybe it’s being a rich kid, living the good life, experiencing very little stress in her life – but stress is relative, some of these bitches who have never starved don’t realize what starving is and breaking a nail causes life fucking breakdowns….but whatever it is is good… I mean, we’re not looking at her stomach, or her ravaged vagina, so maybe this is tricking me and the nerds to keep on believing….and keep on believing I will do….but unfortunately, the reality of 40 year old women I fuck with is that they are not anything like this….and are a lot too fucking real but they aren’t Kate Beckinsale… The post Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is skinny…and uninteresting…in Mexico…where she probably won’t drink the water – but if she did, she’d probably die from the parasites she caught, after shitting out her insides because she’s skinny and has nothing to survive in a time of emergency…not that she shits, girls don’t shit, especially skinny girls…because we know the plus sized girls shit, all over the fucking place from all that eating, that they can pretend is just defense from the tropical trips they are forced to go on for their bikini model life… Right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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