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Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her. His app is peaking and very fucking important in the current media landscape, which is enough to make someone feel like a God who created such a wonderful thing that made him piles of money, it only happens once in a while, and with that level of young money, big money, on a brand that is so internationally accepted, comes a lot of girls, much hotter than Kerr, less obvious user opportunists than Kerr, less annoying than Kerr, who aren’t moms…like every single CURRENT VS model…who want his dick…making her seem a little obsolete…so get out there and do what you do mom….make it happen mom…maybe he’ll forget that you’ve been done for 5 years…because everything about him beyond her old tired used up pussy is NEW…and exciting… The post Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit.. It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash… I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body.. The post Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Portman did a photoshoot for a magazine….in a bra or bikini top…or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it’s the kind of photoshoot that could cause accidents…her fan base loyal as fuck…in part due to star wars, in part due to being Jewish and a hot Jewish girl is something Jewish guys fucking love knowing that her vagina pumps out Jewish babies, something worth more than gold, and she’s Natalie Portman, who in 1999 was the end all, be all, hub of nerd semen everywhere… So I’m not sure what this is for, why she’s on the comeback, what the deal is with Israel’s finest, but I do know she still looks good….and that’s more than I can say about myself or really anyone I’ve ever fucked. The post Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer Bodyshames Herself in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thank god Amy Schumer is funny, or people find her funny, or people think she’s a great writer, or her bitter ugly chick allowed her to create a sense of humor from all the bad sex and social observation she faced – because that’s how life works out for unattractive people – I know – because I am one.. Only unlike Amy Schumer, I’d never leave the house and arrogantly think my voice should be heard, I’m more into accepting failure before even trying so that I can nap….but this one is so cocky, and may even have a cock, not because women can’t be funny and must be packing penis, but because I don’t think this is a woman…sure she’s in a bikini – and sure she shouldn’t be judged for wearing a bikini seeing as she’s not pretending to be a hot model – but owning this, having confidence to wear this – makes me think some kind of mental disorder or delusion is going on in this funny girl’s mind. I am not a fan of her as a comic, I am definitely not a fan of her body shaming herself by walking around half naked like it’s some kind of joke – a terrible joke – but I’ll say – I expected her to be much fatter and the real tragedy is that face…making her career all the more fascinating, unless ugly chubby girls are given handouts out of sympathy – it is the politically correct era – where we can’t lock them in the basement or abandon them in the woods until they die. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amy Schumer Bodyshames Herself in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why seeing Kirsten Dunst struggle in a tight parking spot – brings me a lot of joy….but it does… Is it her ass in shorts, or her grey skinned legs, or the fact that she’s skinny and half dead looking – but still has massive tits that are holding her back from getting out of her car after parking like an asshole or if it’s just the asshole in me who likes when assholes end up in asshole situations like this…locking a person into their spot, or locking themselves in with a dumb parking job -when they were getting their nails done or something – it’s like a reminder that people are inconsiderate fucks – especially rich and famous people on a schedule and the struggle applies to everyone – but maybe the passenger of that care won’t care when they know that KIRSTEN DUNST – superstar did this not that they’d care… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid is the hotter more strategic Hadid sister. She was clever enough to watch her fame whore sister struggling with fake friendships and hustling in her own rich girl way to get internet famous as the Kardashian groupie – built like a model – who could actually pull off modelling thanks to her mom being a model – before being a sugar baby married to a rich arab man… While Bella probably just casually worked a part time job at the deli or whatever rich kids do to pretend to be busy for their parents to give them that trust fund money – until it was time to hop on board – and get her own modeling career – without doing any of the bitch work…thanks to her sister, people noticed and liked her better since no one likes the “look at me, look at me” brat…we all like the mysterious darker sister with more plastic surgery… She’s on vacation – in a bikini – it’s good times.. for a girl who’s life is a vacation and good times – and probably doesn’t even realize it – they way I like my women – you know unappreciative and hot… The post Bella Hadid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Is Simply Stunning In A White Bikini

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just have to say that seeing Kate Beckinsale in a bikini is one hell of a beautiful sight. I’m so used to seeing her in some kind of black leather, skin tight ensemble while she’s kicking some vampire and/or werewolf ass, that seeing her in a simple white bikini is quite stunning. … read more

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Maika Monroe Will Make You Watch Horror Movies

Posted on July 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not much of a horror or thriller movie fan, those kind of movies just don’t really appeal to me. I’ve been fine with missing out on all the haunted mirrors, creepy dolls, and troubled sprits torturing people from beyond the grave until now. Thanks to Maika Monroe in a bikini, I feel the need to start watching those movies…. read more

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Skin Links 7.15.16

Posted on July 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Not to worry, Stella Maxwell still has fantastic boobs Fleshbot Bella Hadid braless in a see-through top  Taxi Driver Movie Joy Corrigan bikini nip slip  The Nip Slip Meri Niemi naked for some magazine  Drunken Stepfather Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Di Creddo naked in LUI  Egotastic All Stars Hitomi Tanaka gets kinky with Lily Madison  Boobie Blog Ludivine Sagna pokies in a bikini  Last Men on Earth BATTLE: Who Would You Cast in a Live Action Dark Knight Returns Film  Double Viking Samantha Hoopes took her fine ass to Cuba  Steakwood … read more

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Taylor Swift’s The Fucking Worst in Overalls of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yes Taylor Swift is like Donald Trump. A media manipulator, only unlike Trump, she plays the victim in the media, the hopeless romantic, the broken heart…and unlike Trump she actually makes money, something like 175 million dollars last year…which in case you didn’t realize isn’t something that is just given away, it is some tyrant throwing people on the bus, cut throat shit… But instead of coming across as the evil entertainment brainwasher, the heartless cheating whore – she cries in bullshit songs… And really, we’re only interested in seeing her new – potential breast implants…but I’ll post her dumb overall outfit because her legs are her best feature but don’t distract me from her being the fucking worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s The Fucking Worst in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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