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I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible… I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side… But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster… Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m still trying to figure out what SI swimsuit hotties Chanel Iman and Hannah Ferguson were doing at a Sports Illustrated press conference in Miami, and more importantly, why they weren’t both wearing bikinis… But apparently it was to help promote the 2016 Swimsuit Issue launch party festivities next month. Although that still doesn’t explain the bikini thing, does it? That would have been even better promotion, if you ask me. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
The sexy comedian known for her wit is getting closer to showing her slit, as seen in this photo from the set of Dirty Grandpa ! Aubrey’s humor may be dry but she’s… okay we’ll stop.
Last time I put up a post of Robin Holzken pictures, I warned you guys that the Dutch model was so hot, she’d blow your pants right off. So hopefully you remembered to do what I did and take yours off ahead of time before checking out this latest bikini photoshoot she did. But if not, I can’t be held liable for any damages that might occur. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go be escorted out of this Starbucks. » view all 34 photos
People are talking about how Mariah Carey is engaged to Australian James Packer, who is a Casino owner who finances 95 percent of Hollywood films…. You may remember him as one of the billionaires who got in a fist fight over that Australian hooker Miranda Kerr, when she was recently single after being fired from Victoria’s Secret, and getting into the whole being a hooker to billionaires, because she was a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess felt she deserved it…it was a step up…and these billionaires bit….she’s still with a fucking billionaire…she’s got her hustle down… Well…I think it’s safe to say he figured he’d go for someone with their own money, to give him the illusion that she’s not really using him for his money, and I guess all these rich and crazy people…are just that..rich and fucking crazy.. I know what you’re thinking, you don’t care about Mariah Carey being rich, being engaged to a really rich guy…and either do I, but I am posting it because I saw these bikini pics last week, posted them saying she’s probably pregnant..and now that she’s engaged, we can assume she is pregnant, because of GOD and the whole baby out of wedlock with a billionaire, you gotta lock that down and trap it, even when you are rich… So get engaged, make it legit, and remember I called her pregnancy out first… The post Mariah Carey Pregnant and Engaged of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson in the new Baywatch Movie that should have never fucking happened and the fact that it did happen says something interesting about how desperate the industry is to make money…and all they know how to do or invest in is things that ride off nostalgia…whether it is comic book movies or old movies and tv shows…bring that shit back and monetize… She got the job because she was tits Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck, despite being gay, something that upsets every girl I tell, because they want to believe he’s this womanizer, that turns them on more than hearing he’s some man fucker, even though the idea of womanizing is what makes them hate 99 percent of men…. I’ve been told by numerous people that Leo isn’t officially a faggot, but he fucks dudes, because he’s bored of fucking girls, they all flock to him and there’s no excitement for him…and that he actually is rude to the models he surrounds himself with… I’ve figured that the model girlfriend thing is a lie, because I know girls, and unless these well paid models are actually the hookers I say they are, they’d never want to be in a bikini or lingerie campaign with another girl who her ex is dating… Some people rationalize it as he’s honest, straight up with them, so nice to them that they don’t care that their co-workers fuck him also..it’s a free loving, they’re just happy to be fucking him situation.. I call bullshit, ever girl I know would kill a bitch her ex fucks…if he’s really her ex…and for that reason alone…I call faggot.. But even when I tell girls I meet that he’s a faggot, they’re like “but he fucks women”..and I’m like “I don’t know about that, but he fucks men”…and they are like “yeah but he fucks women, that doens’t make him gay, that just makes him Hollywood”…to which I say, if you fuck men, even if you fuck women…you’re gay…. JUST ASK RICKY MARTIN… Here is bootleg model, hooker, Pam Anderon in a bootleg Elle for Bulgaria…. The post Kelly Rohrbach in ELLE BULGARIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
