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Kylie Jenner in Jeans of the Day

Kylie Jenner fascinates me….because she is both a dump truck full of garbage kind of person…while also being the garbage within the dump truck… You can probably argue that it’s not her fault that she was raised amongst such garbage. That her entire life she’s had camera crews following her around as her stage mom and manager tried to hustle as many deals for her…creating a celebrity or it-girl without having any really reason, talent or purpose beyond vanity… It’s like these self involved pigs are rich and bored and figure they need that stamp of approval to actually matter in the world….to appease that boredom and the public was responsive. They are the ultimate in spokespeople. They can sell product better than a pimp sells pussy to a bunch of asian businessmen… Kylie Jenner is large, she’s not hot, she looks like she has flesh stapled to her face, but bitch knows how to whore herself… She’s taking it in, because society says this is the ultimate, the top of the charts, as good as it gets… It’s safe to assume she’s come falling down hard in the next 5 years, when she’s still under 25 and the world has moved the fuck on from the Kardashians…because they will…I know they willl…I believe…it may take a natural disaster, or an apocalypse, but eventually we won’t care…..and this bitch, will be so lost…she’ll have no choice but suicide…YAY… The post Kylie Jenner in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40 years old… I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this. She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you.. She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old. I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic… The post Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day

Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were… Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE … That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore…… Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing….. We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini.. The post Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day

I posted some of these pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini yesterday – where I said: The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China… But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body.. She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape… I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then… I didn’t re-read my post, but if I said it, I stand by it, especially if there are fat jokes, mom pussy jokes, and even her dad being a homo despite being a Jesus freak..jokes… I still think her spread leg pussy flash is the most important work she’s done to date… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day

I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth…. Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right.. She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her… I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch… I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong… The post Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Real One: Catfished Baller Manti Te’o Has A

Meet San Diego Chargers’ Manti Te’o’s Real Life Girlfriend Jovi Nicole Manti Te’o became the butt of national jokes prior to the 2013 NFL Draft when news broke that the linebacker had been catfished by a woman on Twitter. Today, Manti has been in the league for 3 years and has bagged himself a real girlfriend named Jovi Nicole. Not only is Jovi a real human being, she also appears to be very supportive of her once humiliated boo. Flip the page to see more of the happy couple. Images via Instagram

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Kris Jenner: DESPERATE to Lose Weight, Sources Claim

Last week, Star magazine posted a deplorable cover story in which they claimed that Kris Jenner had gained 70 pounds in recent weeks. The tabloid offered (probably fabricated) details about Kris’ habit of consuming four bottles of wine a day and “eating her feelings.” “Whenever Kris is stressed or depressed, she turns to food and alcohol,” a source close to the situation  tells Radar Online . The situation is almost certainly not as dire as the tabloids have made it seem, but Kris didn’t build an empire by lying back and allowing the media to bully her. Interestingly, she’s not suing this time (at least not yet), but instead, the 60-year-old momager has been rocking bulky winter gear (like the fur seen above), and is planning to re-emerge in the summer months looking more slender than ever. “She has already been given a nutrition and diet plan,” the insider says. “But she has not actually started at her workouts yet.” As for reports that Corey Gamble dumped Kris due to her weight gain, the source says that’s bogus. Apparently, Kris is on a mission to lose weight, but she’s doing for herself…and to show up some snarky tabloid editors, of course. View Slideshow: What 19 Celebs REALLY Weigh! (Number 11 Will Shock You!)

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Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day

Khloe Kardashian told some media people in her quest to get more and more relevant, despite being old and big…the monster Kardashian…using the most basic, crass and vile strategy her family crafted to create their success…to garner some attention to her…where a handful of black dudes and high testosterone guys who aren’t official gay but aren’t really into girls, the Khloe Kardashian audience, probably got excited…some people get sucked into the fame…while others jerk off to beastiality…and the rest of people who have some taste, even no standards, but aren’t into freakish shit…like animal sex…are collectively thinking “disgusting”…and some think she already had a sex tape – in the Leo Movie, where she played the bear… Either way, she’s showing her abs…that aren’t abs, but that are liposucked disgusting with her sister…and people care…when they should only care enough to plot a gang lynching, you know murdering them for polluting the world…like they should. The post Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists…. I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them… I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of… Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that.. The post Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists…. I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them… I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of… Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that.. The post Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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