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“Famous” Bitches Doing Halloween of the Day

It is Halloween, which means photo opportunity for pretty much every girl on the internet…which is every girl in the fucking world…because it is a critical time in social media…to have to best costume available…as it will live on for more than just that night…and it will be seen by so many people in your network….that go much deeper than if you were just to show up to a party for a night and have no one notice you…it’s like these girls need to pose and most importantly be slutty…in anything they dress up as…whether it is a baked potato or a maxi pad…or pubic hair..it needss to be half naked…in this world of half naked all the time… Celebrities also jump on board with the whole Halloween thing, because it is fun and allows them to get noticed…paid attention to..or paid to go to parites to make the party more high profile, and I’m not hating..I love Halloween and more importantly, love sluts…and everything that helps them in their movement.. Here’s Sarah Hyland, Francesca Eastwood, Karruche Tran, Emily OSment, Aubrey O’Day, Who Fucking Cares, Fatty Sophie Simmmns and others are celebrating Halloween, because it is Halloween week….get ready for it… TO TRACK CELEBS CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE The post “Famous” Bitches Doing Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christy Turlington Naked in a Magazine in 1995 of the Day

As the kids on instagram would say #TBT Throwback Thursday… If you’re like me, I like to use the #TBT to see how vile and disgusting and horribly these people doing the #TBT have aged…because most of the time, I am saying “where did it all go wrong….those were the good days…and now you’re just 20 years older and broken”…. But the nice thing is something I learned many years ago when I used to jerk off to bikini pics from the 60s, in the 90s, knowing those women were either in old folks homes or dead…and for some reason the thought of the ghost of what was…made me cum… Sure Christy Turlington isn’t dead…but her sex appeal is definitely no longer this…but I could just be overly excited by this because I love bush. The post Christy Turlington Naked in a Magazine in 1995 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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For The Fellas: Ashanti Is Thick, Wet, Wearing A Bikini And Twerking [Photos + Video]

Ashanti Shares More Bikini-Clad Photos From Her Birthday Week In Paradise Photos of Ashanti don’t really require much hype or hoopla. She’s the kind of attraction that sells itself. That said, fellas (and some of you ladies), you should DEFINITELY take the time to check out these photos of Murder Inc.’s former first lady in all her birthday suit splendor! Hit the flip to have a look see. Images via Instagram

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Larry David’s Daughter Cazzie in a Bikini of the Day

Larry David’s daughter CAZZIE DAVID …is a 22 year old , LA rich kid, and in being an LA rich kid, she’s gotta post pics of her fit, 22 year old body in a bikini on vacation….and thanks to her very fucking rich dad making an appearance on SNL, people found her instagram, and were shocked to see her as an instagram model, even though everyone is a fucking instagram model, all it takes is posting a bikini picture…or in this case a series of bikini pictures… I don’t find this shocking, I don’t find her and her Judaism all that hot, her body is fit, but very few LA rich kids aren’t hot bodied, they live in fucking LA…but yes, she’s more appealing to look at in a bikini than her father…but probably less comedic… The simple logic is these awkward, neurotic comedians and really anyone with hit TV shows and 100s of millions of dollars, get hot women to have their kids, because hot women like rich guys no matter how neurotic they are, and they have their babies, because it makes sense…and their babies turn out cuter than if the neurotic comedian didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars, because if they didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars…their babies would be cum in a shitty model pillow case while doing stand-up tours… Doesn’t matter, fit young spoiled body tits in a bikini do… It’s funny that all it takes for people is a fucking bikini pic on social media to matter…life is simple for girls. The post Larry David’s Daughter Cazzie in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne In A Bikini On Instagram Is Safe Now!

Now that Bella Thorne is officially 18 and her Instagram is no longer an LAPD sting operation waiting to happen, I can do things like repost the bikini pictures she puts up there. So here’s her latest, of Bella “swimming” — aka auditioning for her next her hitting the pool before lunch, which is smart, because they always say to wait at least half an hour after eating before swimming. Speaking of which, I’d make sure you wait at least 30 minutes before standing up after this. Just to be safe.

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Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 10.13.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Scout Willis braless and see-through on the town ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Jessica Chastain and her nipples in W Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Helga Lovekaty is nothing short of fully nude perfection ( egotasticallstars.com ) Melissa Debling has some shiny boobs ( boobieblog.com ) She’ll make you wish it was bikini season again already ( doubleviking.com ) Genevieve Morton gives great ass crack and hair bra ( steakwood.com ) Sophie Tweed Simmons definitely got her mom’s boobs ( fleshbot.com )

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Lauren Stoner Is Hard At Work In A Bikini

I’ve done many posts on Lauren Stoner and I think they’ve always been of her at a beach in a bikini. I have no clue what this girl does, but I’m guessing she must have a really rich boyfriend to live this lifestyle or the city of Miami pays her to be at the beach to attract tourist. Hmm… I’m going to go with rich boyfriend.           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is on the whore train because she’s a Kardashian, at least in theory and probably not in genetics, her dad is OJ…but they do share the same hooker mom…so she gets it… She also gets that if you get plastic surgery, people will like you more than they did when you were just the big, scary, black loving because black was the only thing risk taking enough to stick their dick inside her, funny girl…left in what would be their basement to clean up after the hot sisters… So I guess she’s proud that at 35, she can finally be as close to Kim as she’s always wanted to be, by whoring her ass on the internet…for their app that I can’t imagine people buy…but that people buy… While she was doing that, Kendall Jenner…was taking pics with top fashion photographers…. and Kylie Jenner on snapchat….showed off her plastic surgery goals…I hate these idiots… The post Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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