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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day

Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know… Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs… I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson in a Bikini Top of the Day

Ashley Benson when cropped from the tits up, is pretty hot… I think this is the general theme of Instagram… Post your good angle, crop your good section, delete the dumpy pile of overweight shit that you can’t manage to filter out, no matter how hard you tried before going with the crop.. Instagram is a bigger lie than the push-up bra tits you bring home from the bar, only to discover A-Cups… It’s like these trolls actually make themselves hot, not to say Benson is a troll, but she could be, I don’t know what is real or what to believe anymore… The post Ashley Benson in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…I’ve posted on her, I’ve probably seen movies or TV shows she’s in, I remember John Ritter…and he’s been dead forever, so I still have no idea who she is, beyond an actor that people seem to be into, with a solid fan base, but I couldn’t tell you anything about her, from what she’s been in, to where she’s from, to who she’s fucked, to whether I’ve seen her naked or not.. I mean I could google her, or even check the site archives, but I feel zero motivation to do that, I’ll just assume she’s relevant, when looking at her must be 30 year old ass in a bikini bottom…because useless, known, relevant, or uneventful, the bikini bottom makes everyone worth looking at…even if you don’t remember them 5 minutes from now…like Krysten Ritter.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Unhappy Mercedes Customer

I guess Mercedes’ customer service is not the best. Read about the story here .

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Petra Nemcova Shows Charlotte McKinney What A Real Model Looks Like

I don’t mean to rag on Charlotte McKinney so much — don’t get me wrong, she’s hot, in a Playboy model kind of way. But compared to Petra Nemcova here in these pictures from New York Fashion Week, there’s just no contest. I mean, maybe if Charlotte was wearing a bikini or something and jumping on a trampoline… But even then, I’d still take Petra any day of the week. Photos: WENN.com

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Skin Links 9.11.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Caroline Flack shows off her new haircut and her left breast ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Isabeli Fontana nips out in Maxim ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Lena Wann’s topless lace masked seduction ( egotasticallstars.com ) Alison Tyler strips in the library ( boobieblog.com ) Kate Upton takes her camel toe for a walk ( thenipslip.com ) There’s nothing sexier than a pair of pink pasties ( doubleviking.com ) Emily Sears sends bikini season out on a high note ( steakwood.com ) Katy Perry’s deep cleavage makes it hard to focus on anything else ( fleshbot.com )

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Skin Links 9.11.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Caroline Flack shows off her new haircut and her left breast ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Isabeli Fontana nips out in Maxim ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Lena Wann’s topless lace masked seduction ( egotasticallstars.com ) Alison Tyler strips in the library ( boobieblog.com ) Kate Upton takes her camel toe for a walk ( thenipslip.com ) There’s nothing sexier than a pair of pink pasties ( doubleviking.com ) Emily Sears sends bikini season out on a high note ( steakwood.com ) Katy Perry’s deep cleavage makes it hard to focus on anything else ( fleshbot.com )

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Girl Gets Catfish Stuck to her Leg of the Day

Part of me hates this..but I am the kind of motherfucker who looks at anything that involves girls in bikinis. It’s pretty much dumbed me down as a human. Instead of working, or reading, or writing anything of substance…I’ve been looking at bikini pics, like they fucking matter…Instead of traveling or making money to travel to places where girls are in bikinis in real life…I spend my adventures on the internet looking at pics of girls in bikinis…it’s all pretty pathetic… But not as pathetic as knowing that to create a viral video or web series, you just need a busy girl in a bikini…doing pretty much anything… In this case, they’ve confused the meaning of getting Catfished….or maybe they’ve reclaimed the word catfish, from being a fat girl who sends you bikini pics of other girls…to trick you into sex or to masturbate to them…just for fantasy…like the internet was designed for…it’s not catfishing, it’s internet… THIS is catfishing… Smacking your dumb friend with a dead fish while being dumb and getting it stuck…because it’s got burrs…idiots…and it’s not only amazing…because of the bikini…it’s amazing because it’s so fucking dumb…but better because of the bikini. I have no idea if this is old or new, I just know it’s great. The post Girl Gets Catfish Stuck to her Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga in a Bra of the Day

Attention seeking Lady Gaga…who no one cares about because she’s old news and her attention seeking wasn’t really authentic or controversial in a good way..it was just try hard and lame…but she still wears bras out in public..even though no one cares…because I guess that’s how she likes to express herself as a talented artist..who lost out to Miley, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift in the pop game, but has still cashed the fuck in, is set for life, and unlike some of the other options, actually has some musical talent, because otherwise a face like that, even when used to market to gay people who are into ugly girls, since they don’t have any interest fucking them, and can see their souls, would have been left in the mail room answering fan mail for an actually pop star… I guess there’s a whole new generation taking her place…but she’s still in a bra…in public…and despite not thinking that matters…I am compelled to post it… I would prefer if this was her fucking a dead squirrel on a park bench with kids around in some kind of melt down.. But I guess I never get what I want out of these celebrity idiots…. Here’s her ass in a bikini from instagram…because I do my journalistic research TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN HER BRA CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing. She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them… She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16…. She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits.. She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits… The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not… The post Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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