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Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff is thick as fuck…..and she’s in a bikini, rocking what I assume is fake tits, but who cares all tits are tits, that’s the beauty of tits… It’s just like a recently divorced, rich as fuck, child star, turned mom, to go out there half naked for her very loyal fucking fans…the ind of fans you’d want a retraining order against, to feel like she’s still got it… And as someone who calls skinny girls fat, to piss off fat girls who are fat, and skinny girls who aren’t as skinny as the girl I call fat, I will say she’s looking strong, the kind of strong I’d want to wrestle, Ideally getting a headlock between her thighs, where she makes me head explode like a watermelon, because after experiencing that, I’d have lived enough, seen all I needed to see, ready to throw in the towel.. And I’m not even a Hilary Duff or a sturdy girl fan…but for some reason, I reason I call morbidly obese wife, I am right now… TO SEE HILARY DUFF IN A BIKINI and LOOKING HOT CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster Photoshoot of the Day

There’s some fashion magazine called HUNTER MAGAZINE ….and I guess it blurs the line between fashion and hipster and artist that is actually not art, but these idiots think is art or high concept because all these idiots are phonies who encourage each other to be phony…try hard weirdos..because if they all encourage each other…it seems more real.. I’m talking the new feminists with Armpit hair who showcase their armpit hair as part of a trend, but who still take selfies like vapid fame whores.. Or Vegans who don’t are Vegan 80 percent of the time…but talk about it 100 percent of the time.. You know the assholes I’m talking about, well here they are topless in a field…LOLZ.. The post Hipster Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Nipples of the Day

I posted these Ashely Benson in a bikini, looking less fat yet still busty in a bikini, than she did a few months ago, when she was more fat and still busty in a bikini…because she’s one of those not quite fat, just sloppy and soft bodied, because her focal point is her tits, and that comes stock with big tits, unless you’re a freak of nature or you have fake tits…so to like big tits, means you like soft chicks, they are one in the same… I am not against Ashley Benson, even when I saw she could lose another 10 pounds, I still want to fuck her, so I just want to keep that clear… Just because I say these people are overrated, talentless, trash that lucked out, doesn’t mean I don’t want to fuck them….it just means I can’t fuck them becuase my penis is broken.. That said, someone altered this pic she posted on her instagram and it looks like nipples.. We like nipples…They are what make the tit…otherwise you’re a cancer survivor or a sex doll.. The post Ashley Benson’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day

There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams… But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking.. IF YOU”RE INTO BIKE SEATS -> ENTER OUR STATE BICYCLE COMPANY -> WIN A FREE BIKE CONTEST CLICK HERE The post Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez and one of her many sisterhoods, she’s in a bikini or a bikini top…because even she knows she’s too dumpy for bikini bottoms…and unlike her friends, she’s got all the pressure on her to look good because she’s Selena Gomez…which is probably why she got the fake tits…or maybe that was deeper rooted issues caused by the rejection from Beiber who I assume cheated on her, because you know how these entitled bitches are…the worst in bed….but still in a bikini so whatever… The post Selena Gomez is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina MIlian Shows Off Parenting Skills on Snapchat of the Day

The highlight of Christina Milian…is that she had one hit, which is better than no hits, at least for her because it put her in the right place to get in with her baby daddy….even though her song is absolutely unmemorable and doesn’t matter…I don’t even remember what it was called and the video featured her half naked rolling around in mud in the pre-internet porn 90s…when people were still jerking off to music videos…not that it matters… What matters is that she’s a baby mommma to a big music producer, who gave her writing credits on some massive fucking songs…because that’s what love is about…and that is how artists scam the label to make more money off the song…a scam that proabbly wasn’t as calculated as her having the kid she throws to the sideline on her hustle, allowing her to be in a bikini at vegas pool parties..which is what actually matters when you’re rich and a divorcee getting paid… But I guess still the fame whore she was when rolling around in mud…craving attention…because people don’t change…especially when they are hookers. The post Christina MIlian Shows Off Parenting Skills on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angy Hot Girl Is A B%tch

This chick needs to spend less time at the hair salon and take some lessons in manners. Make sure to watch the whole video. Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Forgot To Wear A Bikini

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Alessandra Ambrosio is for, but seeing that she’s at the beach and not in a bikini is a huge fail. Sorry to have wasted all of your times. » view all 14 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 2, 2015 at 4:08am PDT Skipping, or really any fitness in a bkini rather than in fitness clothes, or an oversized pair of sweat pants and baggy t-shirt, because girl just wants to sweat it out, is a pretty clear “I’m posting porn, really softcore porn, to my instagram”… Or maybe she’s a bikini model, and girl just can’t get out of a bikini, because it’s either graphed to her robot body, like a doll you get at the dollar store for your doll fetish…who you just can’t get the skirt off .. Either way, she’s pretty fucking fit…so fit that you may be into dudes…if you like it too much…not because I’m against fit girls, who are 6 feet tall, but because she’s got higher testosterone than me from this hanging onto modeling nonsense.. The post Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 9.4.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Charlie Riina topless for 138 Water ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Corrie Lejuwaan, and her nipples, for Mario Kroes ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Some amazing outtakes of model Sheila Marquez in and out of lingerie ( thenipslip.com ) Hannah May Rose in an outdoor bikini strip down ( egotasticallstars.com ) Sarah Summers shows off her “Curves of Hotness” ( boobieblog.com ) It’s too bad her camera doesn’t require two handed operation ( doubleviking.com ) Danica Patrick and friends show off their hot, sandy asses ( steakwood.com ) Diane Kruger brings her nipples to the Venice Film Festival ( fleshbot.com )

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