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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.

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Jodie Marsh is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a UK Glamour model when UK Glamour models thought they mattered, and I assume they still think they matter, but clearly they don’t matter, but they do have big silly fake novelty tits…we call them clown tits…and cheesy fucking tattoos and horrible leathery tanned skins…that screams she either was a man, or a stripper, but was neither….but for some reason, I am all about this…I think it’s hilarious, like she obviously knows she’s not hot, and is just a caricature of something hot, and that in and of itself makes her amazing… TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

Lara Stone is the enemy…not because she was just in a campaign she got paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein to be in…where she was riding tween Bieber…like his mom, in her 30s, who stage mommed him, but who isn’t too busy spending all the pre-18 money she made off him… But because she tried to sue me years ago for her honeymoon pics…where she was in a fucking bikini….with her fat rich husband…when she’s normally paid to SHOW HER FUCKING TITS Which brings up a good point about these Vogue pics…why the fuck isn’t she SHOWING HER FUCKING TITS

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Kennedy Summers Bikini Pictures

According to my sources, this hottie currently giving me a serious pants fire is Playboy’s 2014 Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers . And after this bikini beach shoot, I can definitely see why they liked her so much. Because Kennedy’s so hot, she’s making the smoke detector in my mom’s place go off. Or at least she would’ve if I didn’t remove the batteries so I could smoke down here without getting in trouble. Whatever, you get the idea. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Kennedy Summers Bikini Pictures

According to my sources, this hottie currently giving me a serious pants fire is Playboy’s 2014 Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers . And after this bikini beach shoot, I can definitely see why they liked her so much. Because Kennedy’s so hot, she’s making the smoke detector in my mom’s place go off. Or at least she would’ve if I didn’t remove the batteries so I could smoke down here without getting in trouble. Whatever, you get the idea. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Sasha Cohen in a Bikini Yoga Pose of the Day

Here’s a little patriotic moment for all you proud Americans to stand at your desks, hand on chest, singing the national anthem, shooting off your guns into your trailer park roof, while shopping at Walmart, eating fast food, figuring out some kind of insurance scam so that you don’t have to ever work, to pay off the debt you can’t afford to pay back, that you got yourself into when buying wide-screen TVs to pollute your brain with shows like the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo, hoping one day your dumb ass gets a show of it’s own…American dreams…in the form of an Olympic winner posing half naked…and athletic…figure skater…which for a Canadian who has masturbated to figure skating…is erotic.

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Amber Rose Works Her MILF Curves

I haven’t done a post on Amber Rose in years, but I’m pretty sure she had a kid a while back, which makes hers an official HollywoodTuna MILF now. So welcome to the club, Amber! You should be receiving your welcome kit soon — it includes a key to my mom’s basement, some expired Burger King coupons and a marriage proposal that no one’s redeemed yet. And if you want to renew your membership again next year, the annual dues can be paid in bikini and/or lingerie pictures. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Lowndes Does Instagram of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian girl just trying to live the dream, chasing fame as hard a she can, from being on some shitty TV show, that you know gave her some kind ego that made her give the finger to all her Canadian friends and family, before making the Move to LA, only for the show to fall apart, leaving her alone and scared unsure of where to turn and the only thing left for her to do…is post nudes on the internet…not that these are nudes, but for a singer, these bikini pics, are straight internet whoring…

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Adriana Lima’s Swimsuit Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Adriana Lima’s Swimsuit Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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