It’s time to take a little break from our Golden Globes coverage to get back to what’s really important: leggy supermodels doing super-hot photoshoots. According to my sources, Victoria’s Secret Angels Behati Prinsloo and Joan Smalls were in Puerto Rico to shoot a commercial for the company. And here I thought they were just shooting my next lesbian fantasy. Although I guess I should’ve known, considering my fantasy includes bikini Jello wrestling. Here’s hoping they just haven’t gotten to that part yet. Photos: Fameflynet
Bill Maher was joined by his pretty young girlfriend Anjulie Persuad in an artfully mismatched black and patterned bikini as he relaxed on New Years Day. Bill and the 31-year-old Canadian singer-songwriter were spotted chatting on the beach, although the pair did not appear overly affectionate. However they certainly had fun as they ran in the waves together, briefly playing a game of American football. Anjulie, who has Indo-Guyanese heritage, has found success as a songwriter, penning track
Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….
Here’s a very important question…is Miley Cyrus is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow….or is she’s just a leprechaun…or is she a bit of both that you can only see if you’re on as many drugs as Miley Cyrus, I want to say that she’s the leprechaun because she’s a bit of a troll bitch who was sent to ruin the youth..but to her family and management and record label she’s the pot of gold because she’s a money maker…and to me, there’s something magical about all the weirdness she does…it’s not very authentic or controversial, but it’s still making some noise and is still a little edgier and provocative than the rest…and as long as you don’t have to listen to her man voice…she’s a win…while bing a trolll
Miley Cyrus has never exactly been shy about her love for marijuana. She’s donned pot pasties . She’s said Instagram is more dangerous than weed . And she’s openly talked about smoking on her social media accounts. But the artist is doing a lot more than mere talking in the following picture. Around midnight on Friday, the former Disney star shared an image of herself seemingly taking a hit from what seems to be a blunt that’s larger than her entire head. “@Cheythom officially rolls daaaaa fatttttesssst f–king bluntz evvaaaaa tripppple fuckkkinnnn barrel,” Cyrus wrote as a gushing caption to the photograph. Wow. Talk about a high compliment (get it?!?). In an interview with Rolling Stone in 2013, the singer admitted that she believes “weed is the best drug on Earth,” explaining: “Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the ’90s? Ew.” Okay, fine, tabloid report. You got it right for once: Miley Cyrus is on drugs . Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini Miley Cyrus isn’t just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She’s wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don’t know why.
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I don’t know who Melanie Ribbe is, and I can’t really be bothered to look her up. It is Friday and I am getting motion sickness looking at my computer due to this hangover that I guess has been building up the last 20 years and just fucking hit…or maybe I just drank too much…but I’ll argue that you can never drink too much…you just gotta keep drinking…but that has nothing to do with this Melanie Ribbe, who I guess matters enough for people to take pics of her, which isn’t saying much since it is the me-generation with Instagram and everyone has pics taken of themselves like they matter, but her ass in a skimpy white bikini bottom is enough for me to stare…it always is!! Via GALORE
I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps. Continue reading →
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need a cold shower of my own after seeing these pictures of Nikki Lund rinsing off after a day of surfing at the beach. I always forget why Nikki’s famous enough to have her own entourage of paparazzi following her around, but I’m definitely glad they made sure to catch this. Because if you ask me, with perfect form like that, Nikki should really think about going pro — at showering for the cameras, that is. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
