Keke Palmer Shows Off Bikini Body While On Vacation Actress Keke Palmer already has a few reasons to celebrate in 2015 and she did just that during a recent getaway with her friends. Just days after word got out that she’d landed on the most recent Forbes 30 under 30 list and a few months after wrapping up a successful Broadway run, Ms. Palmer hit the beach for some R&R wit her girls. We see you giiiirrrlll! Hit the flip for more vacay pics of Keke and her crew living it up in their ‘kinis.
Here’s my favorite pair of porn star beach buddies Dakota James and Halle Von back with another set of bikini pictures for us. And I have to say, as the Internet’s resident suntan lotion expert, I give them high marks for their lotion application process. I don’t even think I could do it better myself, although I’d be more than happy to give it a shot. Photos: Fameflynet
Apparently, this is Rita Ora’s big UK tits in a bikini doing a viral video set to Beyonce’s song…of her in Yachts and on planes because she’s made it…and as long as she’s in a bikini…it’s worth looking at…even if this is shots being fired at Beyonce, telling her to move the fuck over…because Rita Ora’s finally here to stay and at least she’s not 100 fucking years old like Beyonce…in a move the fuck over bitch, this is the new…and I dig it..enough….to not hate it…and to be indifferent about it…but post it anyway…thanks to pop tits in bikinis.
McKayla Maroney is a bit of a scam. Sure she won a Gold Medal by piggy backing on the skills of her Gymnastic team that I assume she got on because they needed one that didn’t look like a weird boxy muscular troll so that perverts everywhere would watch….something her stage mother, who probably acted as assistant coach, forcing her into this at a young age, seeing some natural talent and pushing hard as it was their window of opportunity…it was the way out…but I know nothing about Gymnastics other than cameltoes and cartwheels, so maybe she isn’t a scam on that American Hero Front…where I know she’s a scam is that at 18, she plays up and acts like a 12 year old, at least on social media…and the perverts love it because she’s a gymnast and has a body of a 12 year old….you know all virginal and shit…then her nudes drop..her constant flow of bikini pics drop…and her 18th birthday dropped and you know that her pre-mature, developmental issues possibly caused by hormone therapy must be a lie…and that this girl knows just what she’s doing and how to do it to seduce her way into relevance… So this bikini pic may be her pretending to be playful..but really it’s a cocktease…I can tell.
Her name is Heidi Klum. You may know her as the Victoria’s Secret model who never died, she worked there forever and she looked amazing and still looks amazing…a decade after quitting…because of German Engineering…thanks Nazi genetic testing for that… I know her as the model who had her vagina murdered by Seal, a massive black cock that I can assume is the size of forearm, basically fisting her everytime they fucked…only to give her dozens of babies…coupled with her existing babies…making me wonder if the bikini bottoms she’s wearing are in this pic she posted are in fact just Duct Tape holding it all in…and the sick thing in all this is that if I was there I’d be more than happy to let her use my mouth to hold it all in…she may be weathered, but that’s the kind of storm I’d let choke me the fuck out via face-sitting… Here’s some more of her nipple because she doesn’t give a fuck…. TO SEE THE PICS OF HER NAKED WITH HER NAKED BOYFRIEDN THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
I’ve done a couple posts on Swedish hottie Ela Rose recently — constantly hitting the beach for bikini photoshoots is a pretty good way to get my attention. But I’ve spent so much time focusing on the fact that the up-and-coming model knows how to dress that I don’t think I ever realized her booty looked this good. My bad. But don’t worry, Ela. I won’t make that same mistake again. Because this is a story I plan on following very closely these next few months. And by that I mean with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Last night we learned that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds welcomed their first child over the holidays. Aside from some stunning red carpet maternity fashion statements from Blake, the couple remained low-key throughout the pregnancy, and the birth announcement was no different. The New York Post broke the news with very little in the way of details, but today (though some fairly shady means) the newspaper has obtained more information, including the child’s gender and name: It’s a girl! And what may be even more exciting is the fact that it’s a girl with a refreshingly non-quirky name. Violet Reynolds’ identity was revealed via a tweet-and-delete from a nurse who claims to work in the hospital where little V was delivered. So we could be getting taken for a ride here, but it certainly sounds plausible. In fact, Elle magazine has speculated that Blake wore violet in the above photo as a way of hinting at her choice of moniker. Sounds ridiculous, but if you’ve visited the former Gossip Girl cast member’s lifestyle website, then you know this girl is all bout obsessive attention to detail. Heck, Blake’s pregnancy announcement was probably the most carefully-choreographed in recent memory. Hope you’re not looking forward to one of those laid back, type-B childhoods, Violet! Mama Blake is a planner! 27 Best Blake Lively Pictures 1. Blake Lively Then and Now Blake Lively is stunningly beautiful. And always has been. She is so gorgeous.
Britt Nilsson is someone to keep your eye on this season on The Bachelor, having walked away with Chris Soules’ “first impression” rose last night. You wouldn’t expect a waitress from Hollywood to catch Chris’ eye like she did, and who knows if it’ll last (see The Bachelor spoilers for more on that). The farmer from Arlington, Iowa, was undoubtedly smitten with her on Monday’s premiere, though, and not just because she’s gorgeous. And a hugger. Okay, those were the main reasons. But good ones! “When that first limo pulled up, I took some deep breaths and tried to settle my nerves. The hug from Britt definitely helped,” Chris blogged on People . “And yes, it really did seem to last forever,” he adds, “but I can’t put the hug only on Britt. The truth is that I really am a hugger. Always have been.” “Turns out so is Britt. Put two huggers together and what do you get? Yep, the longest televised hug in history. It really was a nice moment we shared.” “Ultimately, I gave the first impression rose to Britt.” “She not only gave me the best hug of my entire life,” he reiterates, “but also made me feel comfortable on what was a pretty stressful evening.” “I think it helped put both of us at ease.” Chris may not have looked at ease during The Bachelor season premiere – in fact, he looked pretty darn nervous – but he sure cleaned up well. He credited the show’s stylist for that, and his friend and former Bachelorette co-star Cody Sattler for getting him into insane shape prior to last night. “I needed to look good for these women,” he writes. “I’ve seen the show enough to know that every once in a while, the Bachelor takes his shirt off!” “Having Cody train me was an experience,” Chris adds. “He would wake me up every morning, jumping around my room and playing crazy music.” “A few minutes later, he and I would begin our first workout of the day. Within a week, I could feel and see the difference. I was ready, at least physically.” The Bachelor: Season 19 Conestant Photos 1. Alissa Alissa, 24, is a flight attendant. “As that first night approached, the more nervous and excited I got. How could I not be, knowing there was a chance I could be meeting my future wife?!” “That said, none of it felt real until that first limo pulled in … when I saw the headlights of that first limo, I knew they were stuck with me, for better or for worse.” “While some [women] were more memorable than others, all of them were drop-dead gorgeous. I couldn’t believe how lucky I was to be getting to meet them.” “On the other hand,” he notes, “I couldn’t believe how unlucky I was knowing I was going to have to send some of them home at the end of the night. As for the aspiring wives that really stood out? “Talking to Whitney was definitely a highlight,” Chris Soules says, “as was finding Amanda, my secret admirer. And they kept coming and coming!” And the drunken elephant in the room? “As I handed out the roses, I started noticing Tara. I could tell she was a little shaky on her feet and that she had probably had a few too many drinks.” “I must admit it was a little disappointing to see her so out of it, but I’m no choir boy, and I’m the first person to admit that we all make mistakes.” “Tara also seemed fun and cool, someone I wanted to get to know better,” he says of Tara’s second chance. “Ultimately, I gave her a rose, and I don’t regret it.” “That was the end of one unforgettable night. Or so I thought! Kimberly pulled me aside for one more conversation. Did she really ask for a second chance?” “And if so, did I give it to her?” With that, Prince Farming’s inaugural blog post ends with a cliffhanger, much like the show itself. He sure seems to be getting the hang of this. Chris Soules Photos: The Bachelor 2015! 1. Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015 Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015. Here he is, leaving no doubts about it.
Early this morning (like “still up from last night early), Charlie Sheen attacked Kim Kardashian on Twitter. Later, in the sober light of day, Sheen stuck to his guns, calling Kardashian a “pox” on the entertainment industry during an interview with TMZ. Apparently, Chuckles finally sobered up around noon, LA time, because he seems to have realized that Kim didn’t actually do anything to him and he was freaking out over secondhand information and an incident that may have never happened. He tweeted a typically rambling, self-serving apology just moments ago: Charlie Sheen Tells Off Kim Kardashian “Dear Kim,” Sheen began in surprisingly non-crazy fashion. (Don’t worry, it gets weird.) “My extreme bad. Really embarrassed by my actions. I was really pissed about some other crap that had nothing to do with you.” “I heard a story that bothered me. Wrote some trash you didn’t deserve. Ever. I’m an idiot as often as I’m a genius. That day, clearly I was the former…#ShutUpSheen” Hmm…we’re sure Kim would argue that Sheen is actually an idiot much more often than he’s a genius, especially since he said some things that can’t be taken back. Like, c’mon, dude – you can’t just tell a girl that her ass is a “gross bag of funk” and make it all better with a “my bad.” We’re not even sure what that means, but we hope Kanye is working on a diss track with Ringo Starr at this very moment. 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.
Kim Kardashian believes she deserves credit for Kendall Jenner’s burgeoning modeling career, at least according to E!’s new Keeping Up With the Kardashians teaser. One sound bite from the Keeping Up With the Kardashians promo , released Monday, shows Kim getting heated when talking about her young half-sister: “I’m not buying her a f–king pair of shoes, I bought her a f–king career!” Oooh, those are fightin’ words right there. But do they have any merit? Anyone who even knows who Kylie and Kendall Jenner are knows they have undoubtedly benefited from their family’s fame, or basically Kim’s fame. Between the family reality show’s notoriety and the countless connections and marketing methods employed by Kim and Kris Jenner, the sky’s the limit. What, if anything, has Kim so bitter about this, as seen in the promo? Watch the scene in question (and plenty more TMI moments) here: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Teaser To her credit, the 19-year-old Kendall Jenner has worked her tail off on the modeling circuit, however, even trying to distance herself from Kim if anything. “Kim was invited to a lot of the shows that I was in,” Kendall recalls. “She called me before and was like, ‘Hey, I was invited to the show, I just wanted to let you know. Do you want me to come?’ And I was like, ‘No.’” “I want to be in high fashion; I want to be taken seriously.” If Kim Kardashian bankrolled or otherwise directly enabled her catwalk-loving sibling to climb her chosen career ladder, it’s not immediately clear how. Perhaps Keeping Up will enlighten us more in that regard. Kendall is not the only one at odds with the Kardashian kash kow. Evidently Kylie thinks Kim’s marriage sucks and says she should STFU about Tyga. Nothing like a little (or a lot of) half-sibling rivalry to keep things interesting when you’re on Season 10 of a reality show … are we right guys?! 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken.
