Some people may be excited for Rose McGowan’s tits being posted on Facebook, because Rose McGowan’s got great tits, that she knows are great tits, that are really a huge part of the reason why I know she exists, because in the 90s, she pulled an Emily Ratajkowski and got topless in a movie called Doom Generation, that I am pretty sure I jerked of to on Pause at least once, and it worked out well for her, proving yet again, why you all should show me your tits..not that I can help, but I can stare….and let’s face it…they’re just tis… I am more interested in the picture of her posing as me, I can only assume it has nothing to do with her being in Mexico on the holidays, where wrestling masks are everywhere for white people to pretend they get the culture…and everything to do with me…because I am the only one to ever wear one of these masks…my people invented them. Either way, Rose McGowan is good.
I think this is Anne Hathaway’s attempt at being erotic…wearing a lacy top under a see through enough top….which reminds me of see through shirts of the 80s…it was in trend and if you were alive in the 80s, you probably got hard to teachers, mothers, cafeteria workers, wearing the same shit…that you may notice if you can see past her freaky clown smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina… All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…
This is amazing..not because I have a period fetish…because I don’t have a period fetish, like I don’t love going down on girls when they have their period, even when the tampon is in, and I don’t love to look like I’ve just left a crime scene after fucking a period, but I am not entirely disgusted by it….but I do have a period fetish when I’ve been fucking a bitch without a condom and she thinks she’s pregnant…even though I know it is impossible, since I am broken… This is amazing…not because I love surprise periods at inopportune times, it is the classic tween fear that carries through a girl’s life…..I mean I’ve experienced periods hit white pants, white bikinis, all kinds of times to unsuspecting women…I’ve seen some period stains on girls so bad I thought they miscarried in the movie theater… This is amazing…because it’ a whole new level of fame whoring….first there was the bikini pic, then the nip slip, then the pantyless upskirt, then more bikini pics, then more nip slips…where was she to go…sex tape or this…. You see Lady Victoria Hervey, despite sounding all Royal and Regal and elegant, is a fame whore…and this…is her bringing the fucking big guns…for the the paparazzi taking the bikini pics of her… The paparazzi are so nice for putting this out there for her…because all of sudden she finally matters… All this to say…at least she wasn’t eaten by a shark…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Maybe we should re-nickname him Johnny Tabloid, because it seems the Cleveland Browns’ disappointing QB is making headlines just about everything but football these days. Before his brief and thoroughly unmemorable first NFL season even began, Johnny Manziel was caught using cocaine (allegedly) in a Vegas nightclub. Then, in November, Manziel was involved in a massive brawl with fans . Now, we can notch up another one for Manziel in the one statistical category in which he dominated the league this year – embarrassing nightclub incidents! Yes, it’s being reported today that Manziel was involved in yet another drunken dust-up over the weekend. This one took place at Dekan nightclub in Houston, TX. A club promoter identified only as JR related the epic tale to TMZ, and it sounds an awful lot like a Johnny Football story we’ve heard too many times before: Apparently, some club patrons being loudly joking about Manziel’s lackluster season. The joking escalated to heckling, and Manziel threw the crowd an angry middle finger. The crowd responded by hurling drinks at Manziel, and that’s when things got out of hand. “I ducked and I looked at Johnny and we grabbed security and they ran us out of there,” says JR. The drink-throwers were tossed out of the club, while Manziel changed out of his booze-soaked attire and returned to party some more. In fairness, it sounds like this one wasn’t actually Johnny Football’s fault, but still – given his long history of nightclub ugliness you’d think the dude would just stick to drinking at home. 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.
Is there another Kardashian family member on the way? Just after the Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 promo debuted, Khloe Kardashian hinted as much, then quickly deleted a telling photo. Khloe shared an image of a positive pregnancy test in the center of a collage of photos of herself, Kris Jenner, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian all looking shocked: The pic was quickly removed from the social network, but plenty of fans saw it, and her caption reads, “I think we could rule, miss menopause out of this equation.” Scratch Kris Jenner then (thank goodness). It’s safe to say Kourtney is also out, since she just had her third child and was likely still pregnant when this Keeping Up With the Kardashians footage was shot. That leaves the following realistic options: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who have been trying for another baby so hard, amid reports of Kim crushed she’s not pregnant again by now. Khloe herself, which is possible, given her romance with French Montana, but unlikely, considering her split from Lamar Odom and fertility issues. Kendall Jenner . Now THAT would be something. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Teaser Khloe clearly teased that possibility by design, and while it would be a true Internet-breaking bombshell, we don’t see any way it could be the case. As far as we know, Kendall’s not even seeing anyone at this point, and she’s far too focused on her modeling career to not take the proper precautions. If anyone’s expecting it’s got to be Kim, who is seen in the Keeping Up teaser carrying a tray of five or six pregnancy tests, one of which reads “Pregnant.” Maybe it’s a false positive. Maybe editorial misdirection from E! Or maybe all that boning in the bathroom is finally coming to fruition for Kimye, who’s desperately tried to make Nori a big sis for the past nine months. Perhaps Kim’s knocked up again and perhaps she isn’t, but we think we can speak for every celebrity gossip reader out there when we say this much: At least it’s not Kylie. YET. 49 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness.
People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation…. I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.
This was Rihanna’s response to the paparazzi who were shooting her and her friends having some kind of Beach Party from a distance, as paparazzi do….I guess she was trying to put a damper on their business, while allowing her to be the slut she is, because why let them make money off her tits, from afar, when she can just show her tits as a thank you for all the money people have made her, it’s her way of thanking you…without realizing people are more into spread assholes than tits…but tits are ok… TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AT A BIKINI THAT SHE’S PROTESTING CLICK HERE
LeAnn Rimes is interesting, but not really, because none of these girls are interesting, but she’s in a thong bathing suit, which is interesting, but not that interesting, it’s just entertaining to see a 30 something chick in a thong, especially one who was so devoted to the Church, the south, and making good old wholesome music while dressed like some like of Pilgrim or Mormon, before homewrecking, getting fake tits and turning hollywood…and doing this…and I am perfectly fine with the fall of a wholesome girl lie, for her true whore colors to shine through….because true whore colors are more fun. TO SEE SOME OF HER ASS IN A THONG CLICK HERE
The bad news is that we’re all back at work again today. The good news is that so is Sveva Alviti , because here’s the Italian actress/model/professional sunbather still hard at work looking smoking hot at the beach in Miami. Unfortunately, she’s also there with her rich boyfriend, which is kind of ruining the fantasy. I mean, what’s that dude have that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars, a tan, clothes that aren’t sweatpants, and a super-hot girlfriend… On second thought, don’t answer that. I’m already depressed enough as is. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
