Meet Pilar Lastra . According to my sources, this hottie is a former Playboy Playmate, Deal or No Deal model, author and Sirius radio host. Which is a pretty impressive list, but after this seriously hot photoshoot, Pilar can officially add another title to her Twitter bio : future ex-Mrs. Tuna. It’s a pretty exclusive bunch, I only name about 100 of them a year. So congratulations! » view all 20 photos
Here’s Colombian hottie and my latest crush Daniela Lopez Osorio with a new bikini photoshoot for Beach Bunny, and I’ve got to say, they’ve got good taste. Because I’m pretty sure that the last model the two of us agreed on turned out to be Nina Agdal . Now, I’m not saying Daniela’s the next Nina — yet — but with a bikini body this good, she definitely could be. Especially with a little help from an influential blogger-turned-boyfriend, hint hint… I’m talking about me, just to be clear.
Here’s one of my favorite beach babes Ana Braga doing what she does best: giving us another great set of bikini pictures to make me forget all about this crappy winter weather. Because no matter how cold it is outside, all it takes is one look at Ana and my pants region heats up so much it turns downright tropical. Now if only I could convince someone to come down and visit. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Here’s one of my favorite beach babes Ana Braga doing what she does best: giving us another great set of bikini pictures to make me forget all about this crappy winter weather. Because no matter how cold it is outside, all it takes is one look at Ana and my pants region heats up so much it turns downright tropical. Now if only I could convince someone to come down and visit. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Katy Perry was on a boat, in a bikini, showing off her big tits that helped distract people from the dumpy cankles, while she was getting silly level of famous…and now she’s figured out her angle, to make herself look long, lean and even sexy, as much I hate saying that…. I’ve spent so many years hating on her music that pollutes my life, even though I’ve never actively listened to it, or even liked any of her songs, yet I know all the lyrics to her songs…thanks media for raping my brain…so it’s hard for me to accept her hipster turned superstar lottery win as something she deserves or worked hard for….but I will accept the tits…because you’d be crazy not to… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE
Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever. Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina…. Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Since you guys seemed to dig that video of the three grandmothers smoking pot , here’s another one for you: celebrities reading mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live . They’ve done eight of these things by now, but in this one, Chloe Moretz has my favorite comeback of all-time. And I think now I finally understand why I’ve never heard back about a single one of my Twitter marriage proposals to these celebrity hotties — because they’re too busy ignoring you bastards tweeting mean shit at them. It’s the only logical explanation.
Here’s one of my latest crushes Nicola Peltz looking mighty fine in New York the other night, and I can’t figure out why, but she still hasn’t responded to my job offer to become my new bikini-wearing personal assistant. I mean, I thought it was a pretty great gig for an up-and-coming hottie like Nicola. But in case she’s worried about the commute to my mom’s basement my office, I guess it’d be okay if she worked from home to start out. I’ll get the webcam set up. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s one of my latest crushes Nicola Peltz looking mighty fine in New York the other night, and I can’t figure out why, but she still hasn’t responded to my job offer to become my new bikini-wearing personal assistant. I mean, I thought it was a pretty great gig for an up-and-coming hottie like Nicola. But in case she’s worried about the commute to my mom’s basement my office, I guess it’d be okay if she worked from home to start out. I’ll get the webcam set up. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com
Her name is Brooke Perry. She’s a Model with some major modelling agency because she’s amazing to look at, at least in these half naked pictures for O’Neill, a surf brand, that I guess decided to say “fuck it, why use a pro surfer, when we can use a chick from Montana to represent us, it’s not like anyone will know the difference, and it’s not like we should put some resources back into the surf world, because bikini models, are what people want to see”…and I’m all for anything that involves girls getting half naked…whether it makes sense on the marketing front for the brand or not…whether Brooke Perry is a surfer or not, wearing surf lifestyle clothes, for a surf brand that is on it’s way out of business, means nothing to me, I just wish she was surfing on my face with her vagina. I’m romantic like that.