Nice lighthouse…I am always into pretty scenic shots, you know artistic landscapes, as long as there is a bikini ass in them… Obnoxious faux artist photographers like to take pics of these landscapes and puppies on their instagram so that girls don’t think they are creepers even though any asshole who posts pics of landscapes or puppies on his instagram, claiming to be a photographer, is just doing that shit to get girls in his studio and trap them like Terry Richardson, who has turned to a life of posting pics of his travels rather than sluts on his blog, because that’s how you maintain an image… .
As much as I hate Katy Perry’s music, she doesn’t really offend me as much as she should, even when doing the ice bucket challenge in slow motion, in a bikini…but I am probably not offended – because of the bikini. It is one of those pieces of clothing that I am just a sucker for, and it’s so typical to be a sucker for, because they are designed to make girls good to look at – even when they aren’t. But maybe I am into bikinis because they are the one thing the hookers I deal with don’t fuck with, because my 6 dollar an hour budget…only affords soiled panties they find in dumpsters from girls who shit themselves..
OK, so I know this might not exactly be what you perverts were expecting when you heard I had pictures of Ashley James getting wet, but hey, this is a family site. Also, c’mon, it’s still a hottie in a bikini. That’s pretty good too. Anyway, here’s the former British reality star doing her part for charity by doing the ice bucket challenge, and I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation of my own. Yow. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
OK, so I know this might not exactly be what you perverts were expecting when you heard I had pictures of Ashley James getting wet, but hey, this is a family site. Also, c’mon, it’s still a hottie in a bikini. That’s pretty good too. Anyway, here’s the former British reality star doing her part for charity by doing the ice bucket challenge, and I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation of my own. Yow. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Once again, here’s my favorite Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi (sorry Elisabetta Canalis ) showing off that perfect booty of hers at the beach and looking mighty tasty as usual. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d give pretty much anything for a chance to take a little nibble. It’s just not nearly as satisfying to lick my computer screen. Or as sanitary, for that matter. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image… You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead… The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion…. Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company… It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.
Zoe found a convenient way around taking cold water to the head… Zoe Saldana And Marco Perego Take On ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Everyone has been hopping on board for the Ice Bucket Challenge to raise money for ALS. Zoe Saldana found herself a way to wiggle out of completing the challenge herself (blame the fetus) but got her swirly hubby to put that hair up in a bun and face the frigid water in her place. Watch: Via MailOnline : She has up until now kept mum about her pregnancy. But Zoe Saldana proudly rubs her growing belly as she opts out of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, blaming her current physical state. ‘I obviously can’t do it myself,’ the 36-year-old says in a new YouTube video, giggling as she coerces her husband Marco Perego, 35, to take her place. ‘I nominate my husband to take on the challenge, and get rinsed by a nice bucket of ice water,’ she says slyly. The camera pans to the Italian artist, who is seen sitting on a chair in paint-splattered trousers as he waves to the camera. A man walks into the frame balancing a huge container of ice water, before dousing the long-haired hunk with it. Zoe and Marco both shriek before he runs and jumps into the swimming pool. She then nominates her Avatar director James Cameron, Salma Hayek, Ron Burkle, Aileen Getty and Francois Pinault to take the challenge next. Awww, aren’t they just adorable together? Hopefully they’re really helping to keep the donations rolling in.
