Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit. That’s all I have to say about that…
#454279820 / gettyimages.com I hate Emma Stone. She’s got some kind of wonky stupid face that doesn’t belong in movies, or even working the checkout at the grocery store. It’s like put this bitch in the back room, she sucks… But for some reason, everyone cares, and I assume it is because she’s connected or rich. People find her hot and amazing, but those people are clearly misguided and just swept up into the hype that is comic book nerd. Sites are celebrating her BOB haircut, that allows more focus on flawed face, that thanks to some scam is getting paid alot and cast a lot. In conclusion, hollywood is a fucking scam and not hot enough girls are treated like hot enough girls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Floyd Mayweather apparently admits that, well, T.I. had a pretty good reason for coming at him this spring, as Floyd says he was doing the rapper’s wife. It’s still not entirely clear what caused the brawl, or at least it wasn’t before Mayweather, promoting his upcoming fight, shed some light on it Saturday. Someone yelled at the press conference, “What about T.I.?” Floyd, rather than ignoring this, said, “What about the bitch? I was f–king his bitch.” Floyd Mayweather: I F–ked T.I.’s Wife! The infamous T.I.-Floyd Mayweather fight broke out at a Las Vegas Fatburger in May, with Tameka “Tiny” Cottle reportedly at the center of the drama. Tiny posted photos of the boxer and his daughter on Instagram right before the melee, and the rapper (real name Clifford Harris) was clearly not happy. After the above clip hit the Internet, Floyd tried to run some damage control, saying he never had sex with Tiny and didn’t say that at the press conference. Instead, Mayweather insists he said “he thinks I was f–king his bitch.” He does mutter something before “I was f–king” but it’s hard to hear. Floyd Mayweather-T.I. Fight Mayweather tells TMZ, “I’ve never been with Tiny sexually. I respect her situation and think she’s a good person. I would never disrespect a marriage.” Tiny also denies having sexual relations with Floyd, and feels he made that press conference boast as revenge for Tiny dissing him at the BET Awards . Whatever happened that night in Vegas, and whatever he said this weekend, Mayweather and T.I. aren’t likely to break bread together anytime soon. Floyd told him to “control your b-tch” and that ” these hoes ain’t loyal ” (hat tip, Chris Brown), so sex or no sex, he’s not exactly extending an olive branch. As for T.I., he’s taking the high road this time, saying: “I hope he is enjoying himself. God bless him.” 29 Craziest Celebrity Fights 1. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.
I never get bored of this bitch…. She does her fitness thing half naked for instagram, and it’s perfectly nice to stare at… I mean I am sure if I dated her, had to fuck her and only her til the end up time, even with these creative poses and positions, I’d get bored of her, that’s the whole basis of love…to see how long it takes before you cheat..because you like what they are offering better… But I’m just looking at her posing in a bikini and that’s perfectly ok by me…keep up the good work.
She’s so low maintenance that she needs a team of people to make her look like the bitch you see in the pictures… But more importantly, she’s so low maintenance that billionaires wrestle over her… Because models are only models in hopes of landing billionaires who want to add them to their collection.. Because billionaires really understand the needs of models, and models understand that billions of dollars buys nice things.. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about Miranda Kerr…and I believe them all..
Britney Spears is being sued by a dancer for battery and negligence after being injured during the filming of the singer’s “Work Bitch” music video. Dawn Noel claims that Spears “twirled in…
I don’t even know who Jaqueline Bisset is…but I do know that her speech is going viral, because I guess people know who she is, and care that she’s drunk and medicated, like everyone in Hollywood…except maybe for the obnoxious sober people who will tell you about how sober they are… I am more into her CNN interview that I watched 30 seconds of and saw her yell at someone to wash her glasses…someone named Nicky…who I guess is her bitch…and that’s amazing. I love drunk, washed up and Tired bitches…
It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me… However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…
The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant… You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period… So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt… This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by…. Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement. I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney. Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny… Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE
