We got a few of our amazing stepGIRLS and Ariel Rebel together for a photoshoot at Notorious Barbershop ….where I didn’t technically get to shave any legs or vaginas…but I did with my fucking mind… The girls are wearing the ALWAYS HOT SHEER AND EROTIC AMERICAN APPAREL ….and very little else… It was a hot hot night I still masturbate to…and here are some of the pics… If you want to dress yourself, or your bitch up like these babes CLICK HERE
I guess Kelly Brook’s taking selfies is funny because it reminds me that no one wants to take pics of her…but she wants her pics taken even though she looks a bit like a mom in her 40s at the day spa because that’s what her husband got her last Valentine’s Day and the coupon is about to expire. I mean, she’s like all the other Instagram is her agency girls..only she also releases self-produced calendars…trying to make us all think she matters..when all that really matters when it comes to her is her tits.
Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…
Anastasia Ashley is some accomplished pro-surfer, whatever the fuck that means, who apparently has been told by enough dudes that she’s got a above average fit ass while in her bikini…an ass that she obviously thinks is awesome because she seems to do more ass than surfing….from twerking at surf events to posting tons of ass pics on her instagram … Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about surfing, unless it is on my dick and/or face…but I do care about ass…so it works for me…unfortunately she doesn’t…because if she did, her first job would be letting me try to get her pregnant…with my mouth…. Either way, she did a bikini fashion shoot for Purple that was shot by the amazing and beautiful Andi Elloway …who should have also been in this shoot in her bikini, turning this fashion porn into some lesbian themed porn…. But instead it was all Anastasia…fuck her for taking all the attention..no wait just fuck her…literally…but romantically and passionately with her all locked in a cage in my basement, as I stare in her starving cuz I haven’t fed her eyes, before spitting in her face and choking her out, as my dick slides in and out of her ass during a herpes outbreak…you know my kind of romance the real kind… Let’s just hope when she’s googles herself and sees this post about her…and gets turned on instead of a restraining order… Cuz I am in love with this bitch and pretty much ready to marry this bitch…and start a family with this bitch…or at least try to start a family with this bitch…over and over and over and over and over again… I feel so alone.
Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars… Here she is posing in underwear… Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE
Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.
Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.
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