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Blake Lively Is Just Perfection

Posted on March 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG! I absolutely love this Blake Lively chick, she’s perfect. Here she is out the other night in what I can only assume is the dress she’s going to wear to our wedding at a Cuban two star all inclusive resort. I thought I wasn’t supposed to see it before the wedding? It better not be bad luck. I guess it doesn’t really matter, the whole thing is happening in my delusional mind anyway… Oprah Winfrey and that dog from Fraggle Rock are going to be there.

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Weekend Forecast: Happy President’s Day! Hollywood Hates You

Posted on February 18, 2011 by | Leave a comment

I think it was Abraham Lincoln who said, “A man in a frock is a box-office lock.” Or was that Franklin Roosevelt? I get them confused sometimes. I do know that our current president Barack Obama famously uttered the enduring proverb, “Holy Christ, they made another Big Momma movie? Michelle, hide the girls!” And you don’t even want to know what he said about the rest of the President’s Day weekend’s multiplex line-up. Let’s break it down as quickly and painlessly as possible:

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Only You Can Save Movies, and 7 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Posted on February 18, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Also in this TGIF edition of The Broadsheet: Kiefer Sutherland could return to television… there might be a J.K. Rowling movie… Radiohead releases their new album one day early… and more ahead.

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Blake Lively May Not Be Perfect After All

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I’ve been putting Blake Lively up on a pedestal, constantly telling myself she’s perfect and that she can never do anything that could make her look bad…. I was wrong. This is the face of a woman about to rip your scrotum off, not a hottie I want to make sweet sweet love to. Luckily it was just the one shot, I’m a big enough man to get passed it and move on to the rest of the picture in which she’s back to looking like a normal sane human hottie. If that was her sex face I want nothing to do with it… I’m kinda frightened and more than a little aroused. more pictures of Blake Lively here

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Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion…. Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes.. Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole…. Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50% Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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Taylor Momsen Continues Her Trashy Tour

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case the Taylor Momsen pictures I had up the other day weren’t proof enough that she’s just about finished her slut in training apprenticeship, these shots of her during a recent concert should do it. I’ve seen strippers with more clothes on than this, and I go to some sleazy clubs. I think someone needs a heartfelt chat with their parents before things get out of hands. Oh wait, she’s only seventeen years old… It already is out of hand. Yet another reason not to have children.

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Whitney Port Out And About In Her Tight Jeans

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been looking and looking for something good to start off the day with, but I’ve got nothing, nothing but pictures of Whitney Port walking around after getting her nails done if you’re into that kind of thing. Very exciting, I know, but what do you want from me? I don’t control what these celebrities do, If I did their would be a lot of hot movie stars jumping around on trampolines and pogo stick in very revealing outfits. One of these days.

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Whitney Port Out And About In Her Tight Jeans

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been looking and looking for something good to start off the day with, but I’ve got nothing, nothing but pictures of Whitney Port walking around after getting her nails done if you’re into that kind of thing. Very exciting, I know, but what do you want from me? I don’t control what these celebrities do, If I did their would be a lot of hot movie stars jumping around on trampolines and pogo stick in very revealing outfits. One of these days.

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Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain…. And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…

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Blake Lively Looks Hot Doing Anything

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This right here is what I would refer to as a true test of a woman’s hotness, if a chick can look good picking food out of her teeth, she’ll look good doing pretty much anything. Here’s Blake Lively knuckle deep in that sexy mouth of hers trying to remove whatever lucky piece of food got to spend half a day lodged in between her sexy teeth. I’m kinda jealous. I’m not exactly a fan of that creepy cat lady sweater, but she still somehow manages to make it work. Call me.

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