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Finally, Bai Ling Pictures I Can Get Behind

See now this is what I like to see. Normally I wouldn’t spend a whole lot of time dealing with Bai Ling pictures, mostly because she frightens me a little, but if she’s going to be walking around looking like this, I don’t really have much of a choice. With a perfect little bikini booty like that, these are definitely some Bai Ling pictures I can get behind. Nicely done.

Bai Ling Weird Bikini Pictures

I’m calling these weird Bai Ling bikini pictures, I don’t know what else you’d call them, but everything this chick does is pretty weird. So she’s in a bikini, so far so good, wearing some strange big high heels, I can handle that, and eating ice cream. On paper it doesn’t really seem all that weird, I’d actually like to see more chicks do this, but then when you see the shots…. Weirdness.

Katy Perry’s Look Needs Work

Ew. I think that’s all that needs to be said about these Katy Perry pictures…. Ew.

Bai Ling’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I’m not exactly sure why anyone posts pictures of this Bai Ling chick anymore, I don’t actually know what it was that she did to get any attention in the first place to be honest, but she’s wearing a hot little bikini/one-piece bathing suit so who cares. I’d still hit it, I bet she’s an absolute maniac in the bedroom. Although she’d probably try to stab me while we did it or want me to punch her in the face or some craziness like that. We’ll figure something out.

Katy Perry’s Sweet Big Bikini Pictures

As far as bikini pictures go, these aren’t really the greatest I’ve ever seen, but they’re of Katy Perry and that doesn’t happen all that often so I’m kind of excited. I don’t really understand the weird pantaloon bottoms, it seems like a waste of a good booty, but those big hipster breasts look pretty damn good from where I’m sitting. They probably feel pretty damn good too, like warm peach pie with breasts. I want a taste.

Katy Perry Drops A Little Cleavage

I’m not sure I say this enough, but man does Katy Perry have some great breasts. Alright, I say it all the time, but that doesn’t make it any less true. Here she is dropping a sweet cleavage bomb in her silly hipster jumpsuit. I don’t think there’s anything better than a woman’s breasts accidentally falling out of her top. Maybe drinking an ice cold beer while it happens, but you get what I mean. Enjoy.

Katy Perry In A Very Revealing Dress

This is a Hollywood Tuna approved dress! I wonder if the designer ran out of material and said “hey, let’s give it to Katy Perry , she likes showing off her boobs”. Anyway, what’s even more revealing is what she’s wearing underneath that outfit. Can’t you get arrested for creeping up a girl’s dress with a camera? If not, I should be underneath a staircase at the mall.

Micaela Schaefer Blonde Bikini Subway Ride?

I think this time German nobody Micaela Schaefer may have gone too far. I’ve posted a lot of hot pictures of her tight body in all kinds of sexy weird outfits over the last year or so, but this time it’s just not working for me. Here she is on the subway somewhere in her strange blond hair costume. I don’t get it, if you want to show your body off than show your body off, but dressing up as some odd hairy drag queen isn’t the way to do it. Those hair bottoms make her look like she’s a Swedish pornstar from the seventies. Get it? Because back then pubic hair was left to grow wild. Savages.

Katy Perry Takes Her Breasts For A Ride

Nothing screams Americana like a busty chick riding a bicycle in a bikini top. Am I right? Here’s Katy Perry going for a sexy ride along the beach the other day, giving us a pretty decent look at that hipster cleavage. Sure she’s pretty much covered up all the good parts, unless you’re into arms, but it’s still working for me. She’s looking very happy and very wholesome…. Just like the half chub in my pants. Ha!

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Likes To Party

Apparently after the big premiere of her ‘I’m Full Of Myself’ movie, Katy Perry and a bunch of her friends hit the town in a party bus. I’ve been on one of those, they’re always filled with strippers for some reason. Anyhow, here she is showing off her massive hipster cleavage in a fancy dress. It looks like she’s got some tissue paper stuffed in there, what the hell? Is it possible that all these years I’ve been fooled into thinking that Katy Perry had massive breasts? My world is crumbling right in front of me. I’m going to pretend that she got emotional watching herself on the big screen and needed a safe place to hide her Kleenex. Much better.