One of my best friends in the porn industry is Kayden Kross. Who you may or may not have seen have sex over the years that she’s been in porn, but who along with her porn, is actually a genius, comedic, educated and a great writer. I met her early on in her career, probably her first season…..in 2007…and I am in love with her, but hate sharing her with her other men…..as porn girls do…. Now, she is working with fashion photographers…moving more into the mainstream…one I like to think is one of the best photographers around, my friend ANDREW KURYKENDALL …who shoots fucking hot models…. These are the pics….
Sarah Hyland is 24, looks 12, and that’s creepy…especially now that she’s been using the Sofia Vergara tricks to getting noticed, and getting work, but using her perky little tits so hard to get attention it makes her boyfriends beat her up….and leads to restraining order…because that is the power of tits…on girls who are 24 but look 12…you fucking creeps….not that tits are ever really creepy….but area always amazing..
First, they were maybe sort of dating . Then, Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus were caught kissing on camera (below). Now, an insider tells E! News that the couple has picked up momentum and may be totally head over heels for one another. Patrick Schwarzenegger Kisses Miley Cyrus!!! The pair enjoyed went out to Mr. Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Saturday night, with an onlooker saying Miley and Patrick seemed “so happy together” while meeting friends for drinks. They remained close throughout the evening and even held hands at one point. EEEK! “She was beaming, she seemed so happy to be by his side,” the witness says. “And he obviously feels the same, he couldn’t take his eyes off her.” Neither Schwarzenegger nor Cyrus has confirmed this romance publicly, though the sideline kiss (above) at the USC football game last Thursday made it clear they aren’t hiding their feelings either. “I have seen Miley with Liam [Hemsworth] and other boyfriends but honestly I have never seen her look as loved up as this,” an insider says. “This is more than just a fling, they look like they are falling in love with one another.” Whoa there! We didn’t see the L Word being dropped this quickly. Cyrus split from Hemsworth in September of last year. “They might seem like an odd pairing, but they are quite good for each other,” a source recently told E! News in regard to Schwarzenegger and Cyrus. “They’ve been friends forever.” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later… However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper. I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.
Apparently, a lot of dudes are threatened by sex toys. More than one girl has told me that their boyfriends don’t allow sex toys in the bedroom, because they feel they challenge their manhood, and that they should be the key to any fake orgasm…which is insane… But if you are like me, you fucking love sex toys…because no only are they fun to use, they take any pressure off you to get a girl off, and allow you to trick girls into thinking you’re a great lover, without them realizing, that it’s has nothing really to do with you, you just happen to be there. You see, a primed and ready girl who has either just had an orgasm or is about to have an orgasm, is far more fun to have sex with, and she’ll usually leave you wanting to come back for more…not to mention, when she masturbates and you’re not around, she’ll remember how good it was doin’ it together. One of the best out there is the HELLO TOUCH Wearable Vibrator by Jimmy Jane….This shit is from the fucking future, you put it on your hand and you can massage a girl better than she’s ever been massaged… Remember, there’s nothing better than leaving a girl happy, with what she considers a memorable sexual adventure…a doctor doesn’t go into surgery without proper equipment….a tennis player doesn’t hit the court without a racket…a race car driver doesn’t show up to a race without a car…technology is designed to help us be lazy…and get better results…you can’t turn your back on that… JimmyJane is Offering 20% off their premium futuristic toys Use Coupon Code DSFSUMMER2013 ….Offer ends JULY 31….So get up on it…any girl you use it on will appreciate it, just don’t tell them you’ve used it on other girls, you player you… Get yours CLICK HERE Here are some pics of some girls in panties posing with their awesome JIMMYJANE!! Get yours CLICK HERE
Sofia Vergara covers the new issue of Cosmpolitan . In it, the fabulous Colombian beauty discusses Modern Family , Nick Loeb, saggy boobs and more. “I’ve never had a plan for anything,” the 40-year-old, inherently spontaneous star said when asked what’s next for her, personally and professionally. “I know I’m not going to get any more shows like Modern Family .” “If it ends in five years, it would be great to do movies, focus on my Kmart line. Maybe have a kid. But I am going to work my whole life. I love making money. I really love it!” Spending it on a wedding? She loves that idea less. “He was already married with a big wedding and I was already married with a big wedding, so we’re going to something but not right now,” she says. One thing she did do with an eye to the future? I froze my eggs. I had to go to my doctor’s office a hundred million times to do injections. My doctor had told me ‘We have a small window.’ I said, ‘That’s so rude!'” “I already have a kid, so I never thought I would need to do that. But I will have to use a surrogate, because I had thyroid cancer and lots of radiation.” When will she and fiance Nick Loeb decide to go down that road? “I don’t want to wait forever, but not yet, because I’m working like an animal.” She works so hard, she swears she’s not sexy! “No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying,” she confessed. “But I do wear negligees and Japanese silk robes.” “For a long time, I lived alone with my son and only saw my boyfriends in hotels. So at home, I slept in old T-shirts. I realized when I moved in with Nick that I couldn’t do that.” “Now, I only keep nice pajamas around.” When it comes to non-nighttime wear, Sofia says she has to be choosy: “I have learned that not everything looks good on me because of my boobs.” “Magazines will say, ‘She is wearing the same shape again.’ I’m like, yes! So what? My boobs are real. They’re a 32F. I can’t wear something backless.” “Because what holds them up? Then the same [ celebrity gossip ] magazines would be saying, ‘What was she thinking with those sagging tits?'” Seriously. You just can’t have that.
I don’t watch the “Bachelorette” but finally they have a girl who not only has a great stripper name, she’s cute too. Meet Desiree Hartsock and she’s the unlucky girl who’s going to choose some douchebag who will eventually cheat on her (cause she has small boobs), they’ll break up, and then for some reason he will end up as the next “Bachelor”. Sorry to ruin it for you ladies, but I just saved your boyfriends weeks of having to listen to you talk about this crap.
I was just emailed this story, from someone I can only assume is on FHM’s struggling PR team….trying to save the sinking ship…. Apparently, this is Charlie Wesbter and she is the UK’s hottest sports presenter, and she’s gone on to do FHM, possing off her bosses and colleagues in what must be a fucking lie to get attention to a girl I’ve never heard of, and assume you haven’t heard of either…. You see, we live in the internet generation, where everyday girls have cell phones with cameras, and both they and their boyfriends have access to porn. On nights when they aren’t together, but want to be together, they do this thing called sexting…which usually involves girls trying to outdo their guy’s favorite porno scene. Meaning they go hard. I mean I just have a fucking website and I get girls sending me pics of beer bottles in their assholes while covered in cum and squirting….you know recreationally. Making me think that anyone caring about a sexy FHM shoot, that is fully clothed, is all part of the master PR plan that involved and FHM shoot in the first place… INCREASE RATINGS MOTHERFUCKERS…. I mean look ather, I feel like the chance any boss would care about an FHM shoot, especially in the UK where all girls are topless in magazines, are slim to fucking none. Even if this FHM shoot was gaping asshole porn from her summer vacation. No one would care. But I’ll role with it and post the pics because I’m a team player and got nothing better to do … Here’s the video. Safe enough for Youtube. That’s the only upsetting thing in all this. I just can’t believe these magazines still exist…but I’m glad Charlie Webster does. I’d let her read sports pages to my dick with her vagina any day.
This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian…. I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….
If I was in Chris Brown’s position, I’d be doing the exact same thing, not that I’d be in Chris Brown’s position, partially cuz I don’t beat up girls, or even really care enough to get angry at them, it requires too much work….but also because I’m not black and/or a dancing monkey (no racist)…. I know I was told by some people in Barbados that if Rihanna is a true Bajan (someone from Barbados)…then she most likely beat herself up and called the cops….now I can’t confirm or deny if Bajan women are that insane, I just base shit off what I am told…. I also know that this being beat shit got her so much fucking press, propelled her career to new heights, and even she doesn’t care that Chris Brown beat her up, cuz she wants to marry him and have his babies… Leading me to think that Chris Brown was in on this with her all along, maybe that he was even getting a % of her sales, like her business partner and this is all one big lie for the media….but who knows.. TMZ reports: Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n*** What I do know is that Chris Brown is loving the attention, and doing songs like this about owning pussy….because if that pussy strays…watch out…cuz his wrath will “chris brown” it…you know since Chris Browning is now considered a verb…. Either way….it’s funny to me…but not to my friends with 10 year old daughters who follow Rihanna and will end up letting their boyfriends beat them to be more like her… The solution is simple – get her off the radio. Stop going to her shows. It’s up to you to show a battered wife who goes back to her abuser….who’s boss…
