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ChitChatter: Kimmy Cakes Says She’s “Totally Growing Up” After Divorce And Loves Dating Yeezy Cuz He Is An “Older Man”

But wait, isn’t this divorce #2? And wasn’t her first husband an “older man”? Kim Kardashian Tells Oprah She Loves That Kanye West Is Older Than Her We thought Kim said she didn’t want to talk about Kanye , but maybe she just meant she didn’t want to talk to anyone but Oprah about Kanye. Apparently that must be the case because Kim has lots to say about how Kanye makes perfect sense for her older and wiser post-Humphries perspective on life: Oprah Winfrey asks the reality starlet all the tough questions about her controversial love life in Sunday’s “Oprah’s Next Chapter” episode featuring the Kardashian family. After 72 days of marriage, Kardashian, 31, filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, 27, on October 31, 2011 after an over-the-top televised wedding. In March, Kardashian began dating rapper Kanye West, 35, and she tells Winfrey their age difference is a very good thing. “Before, all my boyfriends were younger. I always dated 5 years younger,” she explains in a preview of Winfrey’s interview via RyanSeacrest.com. “Now I just love that I’m with someone that’s a couple years older than me.” Why does she prefer an older man now? Kardashian says she’s “totally growing up” after her divorce and surrounds herself with friends who are older and wiser. “I feel like I’ve had an epiphany over the past year from what I’ve been through and I am that changed person just from my own experiences.” Don’t you just love when Kimmy Cakes has epiphanies? They’re like, sooooooo profound. Riiiiiiiight? Source FameFlynetPictures

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does April 2012 Maxim Proper of the Day

It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing…. She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down… Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships… There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her…. But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on… This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….

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Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Old Chubby Ass in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve found Scarlett Johansson a pretty overhyped – dumpy piece of shit of a woman for pretty much her entire career…I always knew she just had a decent, marketable face that lead to a acting career her raspy little voice probably didn’t deserve, playing the love interest or the hot chick and everyone would shit on me when I called her out for having a bad ass in Ghost World…to a bad ass in Lost in Translation to a bad ass here on the fucking beach with her boyfriends….She’s past her prime…and even in her prime we just bought into the lie that is her cuz we’re idiots…but we’re smarter than we used to be now….and a divorcee comes with a divorcee body whether she’s 30 or 65….so the good news is that thanks to these bikini pics we know what we’re dealing with….not that it’d stop us from trying to K-Fed/crawl in her vagina and die….but we’re just more aware that the perfect sex appeal they made us think she had sure as hell isn’t perfect… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Justin Bieber Does It Again

Justin Bieber continues to make all other boyfriends look bad. A month after the 17-year old sensation rented out the Staples Center – yes, the entire Staples Center – for a private screening of Titanic for him and Selena Gomez, The Winnipeg Free Press reports that Bieber pulled a similar romantic stunt Friday night in Winnipeg, Manitoba. This time, the couple enjoyed an emptied-out theater and watched Real Steel together. According to the newspaper, Justin and Selena had a cheese pizza delivered to the theater and were whisked away in black Lincoln SUV after the showing. This is the least Bieber can do, really. In his latest music video, the singer dares to enter a photo booth with another woman ! [Photo: WENN.com]

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Girl in Her Underwear Lets Dog Lick Her Underwear of the Day

Looks like I’m not the only bottom feeder…. I wasn’t going to post this because I thought it would get me arrested, it must be illegal but then I realized that I am not the person who put the video up, and really there’s far worse a person could be doing to a dog in video, like fucking it up its little dog ass, or making it fight with other dogs until death, I mean a girl liking the strength and ability of a tongue evolved to lick things out of the weirdest places, is weird, maybe a little disgusting, maybe a little inappropriate, but you’d be surprised with just how much some people love their pets, or how some people put their pets to work…It’s a sick world out there, and I’m just documenting it. On a sidenote, I used to know a dude who let his dog lick his ass when he jerked off. I knew another girl would would let her dog lick up her boyfriends cum off her belly. And the urban legend of the woman and her peanut butter that I’ve heard in 14 countries in 8 different languages….meaning maybe playing with your dog’s been going on as long as people have had dogs.. We’ll never know…cuz dogs keep secrets.

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Kendra Is Lesbian Lovin’ In New Sex Tape!

Another day, another sex tape: Kendra Wilkinson is proof that the past is never buried — when it’s on video. A new sex tape featuring Kendra with a girlfriend is on its way to being sold publicly, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Less than a year after Kendra’s home-made sex tape with an ex boyfriend became an instant $ucce$$, the ex-Girl Next Door is starring with another girl in a tape shot approximately the same time at the first one. “Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends. “It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.” Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape. Justin shot hours of tapes of Kendra having sex and last year Vivid had a huge hit with the first release. Now the details are being worked out for the release of the new tape. And although Kendra publicly assailed the release of the first sex tape, as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported she secretly signed off on the deal and received a hefty payday. Read More At Radaronline

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And speaking of princess boys: Justin Bieber covers ‘Vanity Fair’!

The Fetus graces the cover of Vanity Fair with lipstick on his collar …chin …neck …etc. Is this the work of Photoshop or has Selena Gomez been put to work? Inside, he gabs on what it’s like being sent here by God to look good and sing.  *eye roll*. As if. I think we all know God has better people to put on this Earth to look good and sing songs that bring joy to others. Justin’s mommy on her belief that God’s Gift to the World isn’t peace or a cure for cancer…it’s The Bieber: “Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, tells Robinson that, after a personal encounter with God, she believes that she and Justin have been put on Earth to bring light and inspiration to the world. Justin on being the Lord Byron of bubble gum pop… “I’m crazy, I’m nuts,” Justin Bieber tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson. “Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently—my mind is always racing. I’m just … nuts. But I think the best [musicians] probably are.” Justin on being the Fairest in the Land… “Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I’m good-looking, right?” Justin on knowing that girls will sell kidney’s/dump their boyfriends to see him sing : “For younger guys, it’s like [they think] they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll [change], I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”

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Liz Hurley’s Hot Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I am down with Liz Hurley. Sure she’s a little uptight when it comes to her boyfriends getting busted fucking trannies, cuz she’s just traditional and prefers her boyfriends to cheat on her with old school genders and not this new school hippie weirdo shit….you know not so progressive, but with tits like this, even in her old age and her gold digging via Indian (dot not feather) cock, I think she still deserves some attention….even if her getting slammed by dick with tits is not in her future…unless of course those dick with tits are billionaires…cuz that’s just how bitch does it. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Half Naked of the Day

I don’t know if I have posted these pictures before. I don’t know when they are from. I just know they are of Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel, two girls who spend most of their professional life half naked whether in lingerie or bikinis, making identifying their work pretty hard since it is all the fucking same, but not the kind of same as when your wife always makes the same fucking thing for dinner, you know the kind of same that makes you hate something cuz you’ve had too much of it, this is the kind of same that is always amazing, no matter how often you sit it cuz they are fucking hot, so I figured I might as well post them even if I’ve posted these or similar pictures like these before, for what feels like the first time, cuz that’s just the level of quality this pussy has…it never gets played out, except maybe to their boyfriends and husbands, cuz bitches, when not in pictures, no matter how hot, tend to be annoying…

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Jackee Harry’s Fat Tits in a Corset in Public of the Day

Sometimes I like when girls wear lingerie out in public like it was outerwear….sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I like when bitches show off their big as fuck tits….sometimes I don’t….usually when the big tits are attached to big bellies caused by menopause and having a bunch of kids… I don’t know who Jackee Harry is, but if I was her grandson, I’d ask her to keep the lingerie for the bedroom, cuz no on wants to see this shit, except maybe me and a bunch of other perverts, cuz shit’s better than nothing, even if it is horrible and painful to watch, cuz we celebrate even the most digusting pussy cuz it is still pussy… That’s all I have to say about that. Pics via Fame

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