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Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating…. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Karissa and Kristina Shannon: Booted from the Playboy Mansion

There’s one rule at the Playboy Mansion: Always make sure Hugh Hefner has a fresh diaper on. No, wait, it’s this: never bring boys into your room! Because both Karissa and Kristina Shannon violated this condition, the busty blondes have been ordered to move out of the iconic premises. “After a couple of weeks, Hef was getting a little bit upset about the boyfriends, so he wanted us to move out,” Karissa confirmed this week. “We were not allowed to have boys in the house. That was the absolute number one rule: no boys allowed.” Indeed, the Shannons have even been forced out of the Playboy House, where they were installed in January. Hef says the trio is still on good terms, just not naked terms: “They will now be friends, but they won’t be defined as the girlfriends… They’ve been hanging out with a lot of the other Playmates and they see these girls travelling across the country to do promotion. They would like to be doing that, too.” Or, in the case of Kendra Wilkinson, doing Justin Frye on video .

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Karissa and Kristina Shannon: Booted from the Playboy Mansion

Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Tiger Woods Sex Tape, Love Child to Surface?

And here you thought eight mistresses (and counting) was scandalous. Imagine when news of a Tiger Woods sex tape and possible love child breaks! Not that we expect it to, even if the National Enquirer hints at it today.

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Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind.

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Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

Nicky Hilton Feeds The Meter

Law abiding citizen Nicky Hilton makes sure she doesn’t get a ticket throwing quarters in a meter.

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Samantha Burke Denies Gold-Digging Tendencies

The mother of Jude Law’s fourth child is hitting back at the critics who say she is digging for gold, steadfastly declaring: “I’m no gold-digger.” Samantha Burke , who is seven months pregnant with a girl after dating Jude while he was filming in NYC this year, says she wants no cash. Burke, 24, writes on her blog: “I can’t tell you how far from a gold-digger I am. I’ve never dated a rich man in my life.

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Kim Kardashian Khristens New Hair Kolor on Red Karpet

Kim Kardashian has gone blonde. For real this time

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Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl who I would have sex with on her period without a condom on my brand new white sheets, but that’s not saying much because so is every fuckin’ girl.

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Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day