There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: The Washington Post / Getty Gender reveals are undoubtedly becoming more and more ridiculous by the day. While some people are getting into some seriously dangerous territories with their reveals–we’re looking at you, fireworks–others are just bordering on disgusting, and today, we’ve crossed that line. Today, a restaurant by the name of Villa Italian Kitchen launched gender reveal lasagnas. Yes, gender reveal lasagnas. And even though a lot of people love lasagnas, not a lot of people are sure about why this has been created or who would purchase such a thing. For the low-low price of $140, you and your family can reveal the perceived gender of your incoming fetus with a surprise announcement, revealed by some unsavory food-colored cheese in between some meat and sauce. Worried about the carbs? And for anyone counting their calories, the package also comes with a salad of your choice: garden, Caesar or Greek. But don’t let the pink or green cheese turn you off–this is still a completely authentic lasagna. The New Jersey eatery says that their creation is made-to-order and boasts pasta straight off the boat, authentic alfredo sauce, and heaping amounts of both ricotta and mozzarella cheese. This questionable dish serves 12 people, so if you’re looking for catering and decorations all-in-one, this lasagna could be a pretty good deal. It pretty much goes without saying that nobody knows how to feel about this. Yes, gender reveals are getting out of hand–but we should all at least be able to count on having some appetizing food while we suffer through our friends’ parties. Lasagna at a gender reveal party? Yes. Lasagna colored with bright pink or blue food coloring at a gender reveal party? No. Please….No. Listen….it’s still an authentic lasagna, and let’s be honest–a lot of us would still finish our piece. But sometimes you should just stick to cake when it comes to gender reveal foods. Cheese just shouldn’t be pastel and that’s that. Once Villa Italian Kitchen announced the addition of this new lasagna, members of the media began to post incessantly about the emails they received regarding the dish. Possibly the best subject line in an email ever: “Gender Reveal Lasagna?! – Villa Italian Kitchen Invites Guests to Celebrate their Bundles of Joy with Boatloads of Cheese!” — Ellie Holmes (@ellierosetx) January 22, 2019 It’s early, but this pitch for gender reveal lasagna is a clear frontrunner for best of 2019. Step it up, people pic.twitter.com/y58gv9T7tP — Allison Steele (@AESteele) January 22, 2019 Just got a PR pitch in my inbox for “Gender Reveal Lasagna?!” pic.twitter.com/ZL7tbMZzeU — Sara Gregory (@saragregory) January 22, 2019 *Gets email* “Villa Italian Kitchen is proud to announce the addition of an exciting new catering package: the world’s first-ever Gender Reveal Lasagna!” *Blocks sender* — big LA Rams fan (@JakeGallant14) January 22, 2019 While most of the media was unimpressed by the email they received, I think most of us can agree that a “sausage or no sausage” gender reveal lasagna is actually an incredible idea. For those asking… no, it would not be 'sausage or no sausage'. They are making the cheese filling pink or blue. — Lindsay Guentzel (@LindsayGuentzel) January 22, 2019 Let’s cancel the whole food coloring thing and stick to sausage–that’s a lasagna we can all get behind.
Source: 20th Century Fox / 20th Century Fox ‘The Hate U Give’ Movie Inspires Custom Kicks One of our favorite film’s of the year, ‘The Hate U Give’ lands on Blu-Ray and DVD today and in celebration of the film we wanted to share these new kicks. Some of the talent have created customized Air Force 1 sneakers on behalf of the film. Check out the designs created for Amandla Stenberg, Angie Thomas, Russell Hornsby and George Tillman below. Source: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment. / Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment. Amandla inspired these… The kicks are part of the “I Speak For” campaign which tells a message on behalf of the film. Each unique pair of Air Force 1’s includes a visual message and is inspired by each cast member – designed by a sneaker artist. Source: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment / Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment These were inspired by director George Tillman Source: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment / Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment Russell Hornsby inspired these colorful ones. Source: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment / Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment Source: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment / Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment. And “The Hate U Give” author Angie Thomas inspired these two pairs! The Hate U Give is now on digital and Blu-Ray/DVD — so if you haven’t seen it, go check it out! Based on the novel by Angie Thomas, THE HATE U GIVE is a story about what happens when a young girl witnesses the shooting of her childhood friend at the hands of a police officer. Taking on pressure from all angles of the community, she must discover her voice and stand up for what’s right.
If you’ve been keeping up with The Bachelor Spoilers , you know Colton’s final choice. But he made a lot of decisions before the finale. On this week’s episode of The Bachelor , some drama between two of Colton’s contestants left the leading man unsure of whom to believe. And that only how the episode began … and ended. For the week’s first group date, the women are costumed as swashbuckling pirates. Katie, Heather, Hannah B., Courtney, Kirpa, Tracy, Demi, and Caelynn all got into costume. Viewers did get a kick out of hearing them all refer to Colton as “captain” for the evening. While the purpose is not explained, maybe it gave Caelynn — Miss North Carolina 2018 — a home field advantage. NC’s coast was Blackbeard’s favorite haunt, and Caelynn certainly caught Colton’s eye. Hannah Brown, on the other hand, did not love seeing him give her rival all of that attention. Demi Burnett was living her best life as a pirate and really got into the role. “The job of a pirate is to steal and I’m here to steal Colton’s heart,” Demi announced. She joked: “I don’t want to be another one of those yo-ho-hos.” Hannah B, on the other hand, felt her insecurities come out. “It’s a little frustrating to watch Caelynn engage with Colton right in front of me,” Hannah admitted. Hannah Brown is Miss Alabama, and watching Miss North Carolina excel did not sit well with her. “I’m trying my hardest to not get upset but then Caelynn is just everywhere,” Hannah lamented. “I didn’t come here to compete in another pageant,” she said. “Honestly, this sucks.” Whatever that pirate contest was, Caelynn won it, and Colton gave her a congratulatory kiss. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Hannah bemoaned. “It’s not easy to see Caelynn moving forward with Colton.” “It brings out all of my insecurities and I start to spiral,” she admitted. “If Colton knew the truth about Caelynn,” Hannah B guessed. “I think he would feel differently about her.” Hannah B decided to confront Colton about Caelynn during the cocktail portion of their date. Note to all The Bachelor hopefuls: trying to undercut your competition always, always makes you look like the bad guy. “I was just in a high-stress situation with her and it was like the most hostile environment I’ve ever been in,” she told Colton. She continued: “It’s hard because it’s like, if that’s what you want, you don’t want me.” Perhaps due to how flustered and insecure she felt, Hannah B didn’t really communicate very well with Colton. This left him feeling frustrated and perhaps a little annoyed — she actually had to ask him for a kiss at the end of their chat. Yikes. To make matters worse for Hannah B, Colton then made a beeline for Caelynn to hear her side of the story. Caelynn was blindsided and cried. She confessed to Colton that she hadn’t planned on addressing her past at that time. So Colton presented her with the Group Date Rose. “I want you to know that I like you a lot,” Colton assured Caelynn. “And it’s about our time together and our connection.” Then there was Colton’s one-on-one date with Elyse. Their date isn’t exactly romantic — a lot of viewers were reminded of babysitting, even if it’s for a great cause. Colton does charity work with kids who are hospitalized, and he and Elyse go on some fair rides with ten children. Elyse does praise that seeing Colton be so good with kids is “the sexiest thing ever.” She also opens up about her life, and the two of them get to bond despite their (gasp) 5-year age gap. Elyse gets the rose. For the second group date, Colton once again has his heaving man-bosom on display. Tayshia, Nina, Catherine, Sydney, Onyeka, Cassie, Nicole, and Caitlin join him for a workout class. On the one hand, most people would rather be pirates than sweat in front of the guy they’re dating and the viewers at home. On the other hand, Colton’s tatas are out as a feast for their eyes. That’s fair. “We pull up and Colton is waiting for us topless,” Caitlin said. “Which is a really nice sight.” Terry Crews, who is always a delight, and his wife Rebecca were there to help Colton in his quest to identify his “strong woman.” We joked about Caelynn having an advantage, but with this group date, some women quickly stood out from the rest. Sydney is a dancer, Onyeka is a track star, and Catherine knows karate. Onyeka gets the “strongest woman” trophy. Then it’s time for the cocktail portion and to lounge by the pool. “I feel like I’ve kind of been slipping behind a little bit,” Caitlin admitted. “Because we got sent home on the last group date.” But when she actually gets some one-on-one time with Colton, she falters. He asks her what she’s looking for in a man, and she says someone who’s happy to have a silly evening with her and her friends. Colton just about has an out-of-body experience out of sheer boredom with her answer. Then, Caitlin confesses that her life has been pretty chill so far, so she doesn’t have anything major to spill to him. Colton goes ahead and sends her home because he doesn’t feel much of a spark. The Caelynn drama with Hannah Brown isn’t over, though. Colton speaks to both women, who both paint unflattering (but vague) portraits of their former frenemies. “I feel like I’m going around and round in circles,” Colton said. “I don’t know what to believe.” “I’m frustrated because I still don’t understand this,” he confesses to an unseen producer. “The last thing I wanted to do today was spend all day at the pool party talking about this,” he said. “I’m not getting clarity at all.” Since Caelynn had received the group date rose, Hannah B gets a rose. Bri, Catherine, and Nina get sent home. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Spoilers: Colton’s Choice, Stunning Final Rose Aftermath REVEALED! [Updated]
Because Kevin Hart is a pompous homophobe , the 2019 Academy Awards will apparently not have a host. But at least the ceremony will now have a bunch of talented performers and impressive films up for its many trophies, as Kumail Nanjiani and Tracee Ellis Ross announced the full list of Oscar nominees on Tuesday morning. Did your favorite(s) make the cut? Just how many nomations did The Favourite receive? And might Lady Gaga actually become an Academy Award winner?!? Scroll down for the complete list of movies, writers, directors and stars up for the most prestigious trophies in Hollywood… Best Picture Black Panther BlacKkKlansman Bohemian Rhapsody The Favorite Green Book Roma A Star Is Born Vice Best Actor Christian Bale, Vice Bradley Cooper, A Star Is Born Willem Dafoe, At Eternity’s Gate Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody Viggo Mortensen, Green Book Best Actress Yalitza Aparicio, Roma Glenn Close, The Wife Olivia Colman, The Favourite Lady Gaga, A Star Is Born Melissa McCarthy, Can You Ever Forgive Me? Best Supporting Actor Mahershala Ali, Green Book Adam Driver, BlacKkKlansman Sam Elliott, A Star Is Born Richard E. Grant, Can You Ever Forgive Me? Sam Rockwell, Vice Best Supporting Actress Amy Adams, Vice Marina de Tavira, Roma Regina King, If Beale Street Could Talk Emma Stone, The Favourite Rachel Weisz, The Favourite Best Director Alfonso Cuarón, Roma Yorgos Lanthimos, The Favourite Spike Lee, BlacKkKlansman Pawel Pawlikowski, Cold War Adam McKay, Vice Best Original Song “All the Stars,” Black Panther “I’ll Fight,” RBG “The Place Where Lost Things Go,” Mary Poppins Returns “Shallow,” A Star Is Born “When a Cowboy Trades His Spurs for Wings,” The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Best Original Score Black Panther BlacKkKlansman If Beale Street Could Talk Isle of Dogs Mary Poppins Returns Best Foreign Language Film Capernaum Cold War Never Look Away Roma Shoplifters Best Documentary Feature Free Solo Hale County This Morning, This Evening Minding the Gap Of Fathers and Sons RBG Best Documentary Short Subject Black Sheep End Game Lifeboat A Night at the Garden Period. End of Sentence. Best Animated Feature Film Incredibles 2 Isle of Dogs Mirai Ralph Breaks the Internet Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Best Animated Short Film Animal Behaviour Bao Late Afternoon One Small Step Weekends Best Live Action Short Film Detainment Fauve Marguerite Mother Skin Best Production Design Black Panther The Favourite First Man Mary Poppins Returns Roma Best Cinematography Cold War The Favourite Never Look Away Roma A Star Is Born Best Film Editing BlacKkKlansman Bohemian Rhapsody The Favourite Green Book Vice Best Visual Effects Avengers: Infinity War Christopher Robin First Man Ready Player One Solo: A Star Wars Story Best Original Screenplay Deborah Davis and Tony McNamara, The Favourite Paul Schrader, First Reformed Nick Ballelonga, Brian Currie and Peter Farrelly, Green Book Alfonso Cuarón, Roma Adam McKay, Vice Best Adapted Screenplay Nicole Holofcener and Jeff Whitty, Can You Ever Forgive Me? Barry Jenkins, If Beale Street Could Talk Spike Lee, Charlie Wachtel, David Rabinowitz and Kevin Willmott, BlacKkKlansman Eric Roth, Bradley Cooper and Will Fetters, A Star Is Born Joel and Ethan Coen, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Best Sound Mixing Black Panther Bohemian Rhapsody First Man Roma A Star Is Born Best Sound Editing Black Panther Bohemian Rhapsody First Man A Quiet Place Roma Best Costume Design Ruth Carter, Black Panther Sandy Powell, The Favourite Sandy Powell, Mary Poppins Returns Mary Zophres, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Alexandra Byrne, Mary Queen of Scots Best Makeup and Hairstyling Border Mary Queen of Scots Vice
There’s a terrible Jennifer Garner panty pic that is going viral, all because she decided to draw more attention to it, because I guess it was her playing up the 10 year challenge, because in the event you didn’t know, Jennifer Garner is more than just a muppet, complicit woman married to Ben Affleck, who stuck with him through cheating and drugs because she was brain washed, weak or their relationship was all for show….she’s also a mom, who wears comfy mom panties that are ripped apart, at least she did 10 years ago, when this type of thing would be shocking to see, but that is now encouraged so that people think celebs are relatable…”they are just like us”…no motehrfucker, they make a lot of money and they are professional liars, who are playing someone relatable in their public persona…they are actually fucking shit. That said, Jennifer Garner decided to make this go viral by posting it on her social media and people, like with R.Kelly, felt the need to relive that past and make a thing of it… As far as I’m concerned, based on Jennifer Garner sex appeal…these are exactly the underwear I’d imagine her wearing in my jerk off fantasies of Jennifer Garner …that haven’t happened…but she’s still out there…so it could…I doubt it…but it could… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Stephen F. Somerstein/Getty Images / Getty Museums Open On MLK Day Despite the government being in shambles (thanks a lot Cheeto!) and museums like the National Museum of African-American History & Culture being closed due to the government shutdown, if you’d like to buff up your history on today’s King Holiday you’re in luck. Several museums are open for today’s 2019 King holiday and several are offering free admission to furloughed federal employees. Culture Type has compiled a list from the Association of Art Museum Directors of museums open today across the country. Hit the flip to see how you can commemorate Dr. King’s legacy.
Coach D Brings It At Exclusive Atlanta Premiere Larger-than-life Queen of DD4L Dianna “Coach D” Williams brought her infectious energy and dazzling style to Atlanta’s Aurum Lounge for an exclusive red carpet viewing party celebrating the Season 6 premiere of smash hit show “Bring It!” Packed with excited fans and cool glow sticks, the spectacular affair exploded with cheers, laugher and good vibes during the all-new episode of Lifetime’s massively successful show-turned-cultural obsession that grows more popular by the 8-count. If the party looked LIT, it absolutely was, with all the dancing and carrying on you’d expect from a Coach D turn-up Coach D also added a new book (“Standing in the Shade”) and signature emoji to her impressive list of power moves. Peep the coolest emoji reveal everrrr below. (We know you watched it multiple times. We did too) You can follow Coach D’s amazing journey here , purchase her new emoji here and learn more about “Bring It!–the hottest show on TV here .
Kim Kardashian may actually just have declared peace with Taylor Swift. And we can’t believe it. Or can we? The reality star posted a story on Snapchat featuring her glam look, but it wasn’t her flawless skin that fans cared about. Nope. It was the fact that Taylor’s hit song ‘Delicate’ was playing in the background of the video. Obviously, fans went crazy over the subtle gesture the 38-year-old made and we all are wondering the same thing: could it be true? Needless to say, the video caused some speculation that Kim was definitely trying to make amends. Some fans found the whole situation humorous and Hollywood Life shares tweets from @g1veharryaoscar who says, “Lmao Kim Kardashian listening to delicate is the funniest thing omg.” And @EllieLouisaaa wrote “Hahahaahahaha Kim Kardashian is listening to Delicate by Taylor Swift on her story aw cute x.” Other fans (probably Taylor’s) found the whole situation very hypocritical though. “What’s the most ironic thing you’ve seen happen? – Kim listening to Taylor’s song pretending she didn’t try to sabotage her career,” tweeted @delicate_styles and “The delicate lyrics included ‘my reputation has never been worse’ and Kim and her husband are directly responsible for that so how about she goes and buys herself a conscience.” While the insult may be harsh, it’s not necessarily wrong. The song is clearly a love anthem to boyfriend Joe Alwyn, but it’s also about Kim and Kanye’s fallout with the singer back in 2016. Taylor’s takedown album was partly targeted at Kim and Kanye, along with other past romances, but the album clearly expresses that Taylor… yeah, she’s not a fan of the married couple. In case you somehow missed out on all the drama back in 2016, Kim shared a video (also on Snapchat) of her husband calling Taylor to approve of a lyric about her in his song “Famous.” Taylor claimed she had never approved of the line. The media, along with Kim, quickly branded the singer – a snake. Welcome to album number 6, Reputation During the kickoff night on the Reputation tour, Taylor explained and opened up to all of her fans about why snakes were such a prominent symbol for her tour, according to The Washington Post. She told her loyal fans, “a couple of years ago, someone called me a snake on social media and it caught on. Then a lot of people were calling me a lot of things on social media. And I went through some really low times for a while because of it.” Taylor then concluded with an inspirational speech on how to not let bullies bring you down and that you shouldn’t care about what people think of you, especially if they don’t know you. But, that’s so three years ago. Is Taylor ready to actually forgive and forget? Maybe not… I mean her song “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” suggests the singer is not looking to forgive anytime soon. I mean she literally laughs at the thought and couldn’t even say it with a straight face. I guess only time can tell. As for Kim, she tells Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen that she is “over it.” Cohen asked the Keeping Up With The Kardashians Star if there is still “beef with Taylor” after everything went down. She shakes her head no and states she “feels like we have all moved on.” So, Tay… thoughts? View Slideshow: 13 Nastiest Celebrity Feuds of 2017
