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Survey Reveals New Parents Watch Way Too Much Television

Being friends with many people who are in the baby-having stage of life, I know that coming up with an original name that isn’t too original — but that also isn’t criminally overused — is a lot more difficult than it looks. So, in some ways, I feel for the new parents who decide that it’s just easier to write the name of one of their favorite television personalities on a birth certificate, instead of something “new.” That said: You had the gall to name your kid Finn ? And Bristol ? Oh, God, hang on while I vomit all over the keyboard.

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Late Night Highlights: Joel McHale Attacks Innocent Conan Audience Member

Chaos broke out on the set of Conan last night when guest Joel McHale stopped ragging on Oprah and his Community co-star Chevy Chase to call out a young audience member’s wardrobe choice. But fear not — Conan, Andy Richter and second guest Tim Gunn heroically came to the audience member’s defense. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert introduced a new product called meat goggles, Regis Philbin did card tricks and Conan vlogged about Bristol Palin from his bedroom.

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Sarah Palin’s Alaska Recap: The Wrong Track

Now, now. Sarah Palin’s Alaska is allowed to have boring mid-season episodes like any reality show. Don’t be a hater Liberal crybaby about it. Sure, no one whacked halibuts silly this week, and Bristol didn’t even titillate us with her skeet-shooting prowess, but that’s no reason to turn your back on television’s finest hour. After all, we did witness a couple of fishing trips and the slow rise of Track, the eldest Palin child. Wheee! Ascent in the ranks! Sigh. Fight off your yawns and join us on a picture journey of last night’s highlights.

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Sandra Bernhard Calls Bristol Palin a Hooker on ‘Joy Behar Show’

Comedienne Sandra Bernhard called Bristol Palin a hooker on Wednesday's “The Joy Behar Show.” This was just a part of a televised hatefest reminiscent of the Lindsay Lohan film “Mean Girls” (video follows with transcript and commentary): read more

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TMZ Live: Charlie Sheen, Bristol Palin, and Kanye

Filed under: Charlie Sheen , Bristol Palin , Sarah Palin , Paris Hilton , Kanye West , Matt Lauer , TMZ Live , Dancing with the Stars We took your questions on everything — including cops wanting to interview Charlie Sheen , Bristol Palin coming up short on ” Dancing with the Stars “, and Kanye West unloading on Matt Lauer … again. Plus: Oksana goes to the movies! Read more

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Bristol Palin’s DWTS Secret Weapon: Prayer

Bristol Palin finished third on the Dancing with the Stars finale . Considering the scrutiny and controversy she fought through – not to mention her lack of experience dancing – it’s pretty darn impressive for the 20-year-old. Her secret to overcoming all that adversity? Prayer. Palin, who fell just short behind Kyle Massey and winner Jennifer Grey on last night’s finale, drew ire from some fans for advancing despite relatively low scores. “It is faith that got me through this, just praying all the time and just relying on God and knowing that He is on our side and we’ll get through this,” she said. “Just persevere, have confidence, and be willing to go try new things,” she said, asked what she’ll take away from this. “I’ve grown so much as a person.” She’s come along way since dating Levi Johnston. Follow the jump to see Bristol and Mark, along with their fellow finalists, on The View … Dancing With the Stars Cast on The View: Part I Dancing With the Stars Cast on The View: Part II

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Angelina Jolie Will NOT Celebrate Thanksgiving!

Millions will delight in Thanksgiving festivities tomorrow. Angelina Jolie is not one of them, electing not to commemorate the genocide of Native Americans. “Angelina Jolie absolutely hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans,” a friend of the actress tells PopEater . Valid point, but pumpkin pie just tastes so good … NO THANKS-GIVING : Angelina Jolie is not a fan! “To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn’t her style,” the friend says. “[Jolie] doesn’t want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder.” Not sure how many of us toast to murder at the dinner table on this day, but she prefers to think of herself as a citizen of the world, not just America. Always extremely sensitive to suffering throughout the world, she’s going to great lengths to make sure the Jolie-Pitt brood doesn’t honor it here. “Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday,” an insider reports. While Brad Pitt recently told Extra , “We’ll whip up a turkey somewhere,” a family friend tells me, “If Brad wants turkey, he’ll have to cook it himself.” Well, that would likely be the case whether they observe the day or not. Dude is so annoying when he eats , you know she makes him do the work.

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Willow Palin Lambasts Media, Praises Bristol

Willow Palin is not happy with the media. Must run in the family. A week after her big sister, Bristol Palin, apologized for Willow’s use of a gay slur on Facebook , the 16-year-old spawn of Sarah is sounding off solo. In a statement to E!, Willow goes off on Facebook haters, scandalous “lies” in Life & Style and Bristol’s run to the Dancing With the Stars finale . Bristol, Sarah, Trig and Willow Palin with He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named . “Today I am focusing on a special event – Bristol and Mark [Ballas]’s appearance in the Dancing With the Stars finals. Nothing will take away how proud we are of Bristol and her grit and determination that got her this far,” says Willow Palin. Then her attention turned to the “ridiculous” reports, namely a Life & Style story painting the wild child as a crazy, vodka-chugging drug dealer . “It is disappointing to see people claim they know me to sell stories,” she said . “As for people accusing me of being at a party over a year ago, the accusations are ridiculous. The same people saying this were also the ones attacking my family on Facebook. Unfortunately some people have learned that there are publications that will pay money for stories, no matter how misleading.” “Nevertheless, I recognize that my family has been given a great honor and privilege to make a difference in this country, and even though I am just 16, more is expected of me,” she continues. “That being said, I say this to Bristol and Mark (with a hat tip to Lady Gaga) – Just Dance!” Awwww . Notice she left out the bit about slinging dope in a Target parking lot. Eh eh? Just kidding. We’re sure that didn’t happen. Actually we’re not sure, it very well may have. But you can’t trust anything that Life & Style says either.

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Bristol & Mark — Lost in New York

Filed under: Bristol Palin , Mark Ballas , Dancing with the Stars ” Dancing with the Stars ” loser Bristol Palin was spotted hustling for whatever last morsel of good press she could muster up with partner Mark Ballas in NYC on Wednesday. Goodbye, BP. Read more

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Bristol Palin Loses Dancing with the Stars, Goes Out with ‘Middle Finger’

Maybe there’s hope for America yet. After weeks of speculation, conjecture, conspiracy and all-out panic , the blue portion of the nation breathed a big sigh of relief last night when Bristol Palin lost Dancing with the Stars . Next stop, the White House, amirite?! Oh, wait: Barack Obama is still president, Dancing with the Stars is just a television show, and liberal bête noire Sarah Palin wasn’t even competing. So, why was everyone so outraged at the idea of a 20-year-old girl winning?

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