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Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day

I’ve spent my morning, or at least three minutes of my morning watching and editing this glorious ab workout by our favorite pop star puppet who is owned by her parents and used to make the family a lot of money….and she reminds me of hope, hope that I can either K-Fed a woman or have a child with a woman who knows how to stage parent hard…not too white trash to see dollar signs…knowing all the good stuff you can get at walmart with said dollars sings in your bank…..I see redemption…that once fallen apart and fat…a woman can rebuild her life due to fitness…as it is the only activity her parents who still control and run her life allow her to do…because it’s good for business…it’s legal kidnapping that pays and it’s wonderful….but not as wonderful as seeing her head roll back in struggle in some birthing / perfect to eat out position…. Britney may be old, but she’s iconic…everything about her is just done right… The post Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day

I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened…. While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job…. I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately… Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened…. While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job…. I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately… Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…is this Jean Campbell the same Jean Campbell who was a competitive Slalom Canoeist who won an Olympic bronze in the 70s….the answer is definitely not…but she could be her daughter….you know all these Olympians from the 70s and their shitty daughters becoming actual catwalk walking models….that seems like a lie, scam…..because rich kids get what they want… I used to work in a party rental company, where I would set up weird games for rich kids, who had these over the top parties to outdo other rich kids, and they’d sing and dance with lame DJs like they were Britney Spears…in an era When Britney spears mattered…and those kids…are now in their 20s and their playing make-belief became legit work…. That’s not to say Jean Campbell is one of those rich kid models, but she’s a model, so we’ll just assume she’s as cheesy as they are…all showing her nipples for a magazine..works for me…and for you…and for us…and for everyone…a little joy in this shitty world… The post Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…is this Jean Campbell the same Jean Campbell who was a competitive Slalom Canoeist who won an Olympic bronze in the 70s….the answer is definitely not…but she could be her daughter….you know all these Olympians from the 70s and their shitty daughters becoming actual catwalk walking models….that seems like a lie, scam…..because rich kids get what they want… I used to work in a party rental company, where I would set up weird games for rich kids, who had these over the top parties to outdo other rich kids, and they’d sing and dance with lame DJs like they were Britney Spears…in an era When Britney spears mattered…and those kids…are now in their 20s and their playing make-belief became legit work…. That’s not to say Jean Campbell is one of those rich kid models, but she’s a model, so we’ll just assume she’s as cheesy as they are…all showing her nipples for a magazine..works for me…and for you…and for us…and for everyone…a little joy in this shitty world… The post Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy

Miley Cyrus and her sister wrestling isn’t really erotic, but anyone who has ever fucked a girl with a sister will know that wanting to fuck the sister is a serious thing…it’s like “why did I end up with this one”…or if you’re lucky you’re like “I wonder if their pussies are the same and is it cheating if they are, not that I care about cheating, but it’s nice to know what you’ve got yourself into”….sister fetish….totally normal..but I don’t think her sister is 18 year and I don’t think this is hot because they aren’t lathered up in motor oil, or pig fat from their farm….but it is a reminder that Miley still exists and when she’s not putting on a bullshit show, or touring she’s fucking dull.. Miley was in a bikini over the weekend…but it was boring….but here it is anyway.. The post Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Richie and Pia Mia in Flaunt of the Day

Sofia Richie and Pia Mia are best fucking friends…which makes sense, they are both ratchet little rich kids, youtubers or daughters of Lionel Richie…but unlike Nicole Richie are his actual DNA….so probably more loved, spoiled and in this era…of entitled cunt…annoying.. Together they are living in the LA scene…leveraging each other for followers, doing the LA thing to get noticed and paid attention to…so that they too can be Kardashians…or make that money for posting bullshit pics to social media like it matters…and I guess young girls are into them, into following them…and there’s just so much crossover between all these idiots…they are like the popular crowd in the highschool and I’m the creepy teacher jerking off to them….works for me…because having to listen to them talk would be far too tedious when staring at their pantyhose and poses takes little to no effort… The post Sofia Richie and Pia Mia in Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day

Britney Spears is a perfect level of medicated and crazy….doing weird videos from her house to share with her fans…because she loves performing, being on camera, and thanks to the internet she can put this kind of shit together with little effort, some basic editing software…provided her family even let her use her own phone, they’d hate for her to cry for help, it would get in the way of their exploiting her for money for three decades at this point.. The post Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day

Britney Spears is a perfect level of medicated and crazy….doing weird videos from her house to share with her fans…because she loves performing, being on camera, and thanks to the internet she can put this kind of shit together with little effort, some basic editing software…provided her family even let her use her own phone, they’d hate for her to cry for help, it would get in the way of their exploiting her for money for three decades at this point.. The post Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Is Working On Her Fitness

I’m not going to lie, I kind of forgot all about  Britney Spears . But I’ve got to hand it to her, it looks like she’s taking this whole hotness comeback thing pretty seriously. Doing regular booty workouts, and more importantly, posting the video of those workouts on Instagram. And I’ve gotta say, all that hard work is definitely paying off. I’m already starting to see results in my pants region. A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Feb 28, 2017 at 4:07pm PST A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Feb 24, 2017 at 12:36pm PST

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