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Brooke Burke Looks Better In A Bikini

I think I must have gotten all caught up in the Brooke Burke bikini pictures that I had up on the site over the last few weeks, because apparently I’m treating her like she’s relevant again. Here she is at some event for sneakers or something… Who cares?! I know better than this. Just because some chick looks good in her bikini doesn’t mean she’s going to look good in her business short shorts on the red carpet at some lame event nobody gives a crap about. You’re better than this Tuna!

Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever. I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick… Ya heard?

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Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Brooke Burke, Mom of 4, Promoting in Shorts of the Day

I have a thing for mothers of four, with different dads, who have old haggard faces and great tans on their hot, tight, fit, fake tit bodies….but only in pictures, because I fear the state of their vagina looseness…. I still don’t really know what Brooke Burke does, I’m thinking she’s now a professional twitterer who blocked me, who was once on TV….but here she is promoting random crap…making me think there’s so much more to her… But I’m more into her hot mom bikini body ….

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Brooke Burke, Mom of 4, Promoting in Shorts of the Day

Tina Fey Welcomes Baby Girl #2!

Emmy-winner Tina Fey welcomed her second daughter this week. Already mom to five-year-old Alice, the 30 Rock star and husband Jeff Richmond now have their hands full with Penelope Athena Richmond as well! The baby’s gender was a surprise to the pair. “I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom,” Fey said while pregnant a few months ago. The comedian called her second pregnancy “easy,” but admitted agonizing over having a second kid and whether or not to expand their family. Fey told Oprah earlier this summer, “My husband and I decided that we felt rather than risk having 30 Rock end in several years and feeling like part of our family is missing that we were going to prioritize our family.” We’d say she made the right call. Congratulations, Tina and Jeff! [Photo: WENN.com]

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Brooke Burke and David Charvet: Married!

Dancing With the Stars co-host Brooke Burke and David Charvet, her longtime partner and fiance, got married last night , according to reports. The location: On a boat under the stars off the coast of St. Bart’s, with their kids. Hard to imagine a more special moment for the couple, both 39. “We’re just at that place, where love is deep and meaningful, and we’re feeling very settled,” Brooke said of their relationship earlier this year. Burke began dating Charvet, who starred on Baywatch and the original Melrose Place , in 2005. He proposed to her just one year later, in 2006. They are parents to daughter Heaven Rain, 4, and son Shaya Braven, 3. Burke has two daughters, Neriah, 11, and Sierra, 9, with ex-husband Garth Fisher. In an interview with THG earlier this year, Brooke spoke about her “celebrity mom” status and making time for both herself and her relationship with David, despite challenges posed by balancing her career and four kids. It’s a busy life, but no doubt, it seems like it couldn’t be going better for her. Congratulations to the newlyweds and to the entire family!

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Brooke Burke Does the Beach of the Day

Wild On the Family Edition may not be as wild or exciting as it was 10 years ago…at all those Spring Break bikini clad parties around the world…where you could almost smell the herpes through your TV….but according to Brooke Burke’s Ass and fake titties…It is still pretty fucking hot….

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Brooke Burke Is Pretty In Pink

Here’s Brooke Burke at some charity event last night looking sexy in her frilly little prom-like dress. How cute. I wouldn’t mind making out with this one on the gym mats in my high-school storage closet if you know what I mean. Anyhow, she hasn’t dumped this Baywatch guy yet? What the hell? The show has been off the air for like fifteen years, it’s time to move on to someone a little more relevant. I can think of a certain blogger with frail blogging wrists who’s available. Your call.

Brooke Burke Gets Sexy For Something

Here’s Brooke Burke looking sexy at The Annual Woman’s Philanthropy United Luncheon , whatever that is, held at some casino in Las Vegas. I don’t know why Brooke was invited, but I don’t have any problems looking at those sweet boobies in her little dress. Someone needs to drop some change or a cellphone or something, whatever will get her to bend over for me. I want to see more please!

Heidi Montag Forced to Turn Down Dancing With the Stars … Twice

Heidi Montag was reportedly offered a spot on Dancing With the Stars in ’08 and again this season, but was forced to turn it down each time for different reasons. First, contractual agreements she made when she signed up for The Hills barred her from busting a move anywhere other than on Spencer Pratt -directed videos. Now, the 24-year-old former reality TV star is effectively unable to cut a rug thanks to all the cutting she endured over the past few years. Her body’s a mess. At least she has her true love. [Photo: Pacific Coast News] “I’m not sure she wants to risk it now,” a source close to Heidi Montag said of her dozen and a half botched plastic surgeries. “She’s scared of getting hurt.” Montag was even pitched by her agent to try to be the new host of the show before Brooke Burke took the job in 2008, and later to be a contestant on it. But it was not to be … nor will it ever be, with her declining relevance and eviscerated physical state. She is literally scarred for life – all over – at this point. Shame, too, given girlfriend’s big financial problems.

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Brooke Burke Knows How to Work the Mic

Here’s Brooke Burke hosting the Miss America pageant over the weekend looking a little rougher around the edges than I remember her. I guess all those years of doing nothing have taken a toll on her good looks. Anyhow, I guess I just thought these pictures were kinda hot because I like how she’s grabbing that mic like it’s a big old…. You get where I’m going with this. more pictures of Brooke Burke here