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McKenna Berkley Is A Girl You Should Know

McKenna Berkley here may not be a household name in the modeling world just yet, but if she keeps delivering sexy photoshoots like this one, that won’t be the case for much longer. But just as a fallback, I think McKenna should probably get herself a rich older boyfriend. And I think I fit the bill perfectly. You know, minus the whole rich part. Unless we’re counting Burger King coupons, in which case, I’m loaded. Call me!

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Ashley Greene Does The Gym

Considering we pretty much only seem to ever see Ashley Greene heading to and from the gym, I don’t really know what the former Twilight hottie is up to for work these days. Since I’m pretty sure giving yours truly a weekly pants fire probably doesn’t pay the bills. So I’m thinking of getting a Kickstarter going to ensure this leggings booty show of Ashley keeps up. I’m even willing to toss in the Burger King coupons I’ve had maturing in my wallet. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Ashley Greene Does The Gym

Considering we pretty much only seem to ever see Ashley Greene heading to and from the gym, I don’t really know what the former Twilight hottie is up to for work these days. Since I’m pretty sure giving yours truly a weekly pants fire probably doesn’t pay the bills. So I’m thinking of getting a Kickstarter going to ensure this leggings booty show of Ashley keeps up. I’m even willing to toss in the Burger King coupons I’ve had maturing in my wallet. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Florida Teens Break Into House to Have Sex, Get Arrested While Getting It In

This Florida couple gives new meaning to the term breaking and entering. Allison Riddle and Evan Jones, both 18-year-old high school students, are accused of forcing their way into in Bradenton, Fla., home for sexual purposes. The hornball teenagers needed a place to fornicate, in other words. Their plan to get it in involved a calculated move to get in. Jones’ friend, who cuts the homeowner’s lawn, gave him the garage security code Saturday night. The owner lives in Michigan (classic snowbird) and wasn’t there, but a neighbor called the cops after spotting the two teens allegedly going into the house. When local police showed up, the duo was doing each other on a bed. “All right, we’re coming out!” Jones called from behind a closed door. Riddle and Jones told cops they didn’t intend on stealing or damaging anything, but had just gone into what they believed was an empty residence to bone. Perhaps next time, they’ll stick to the tried-and-true clandestine sex spots we all know and love, such as the back seat of the car or Burger King bathroom. The teens were each charged with burglary and taken into custody. Both have since been released … no doubt to thrilled parents. Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories 1. Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested A man in Florida was arrested this week for calling 911 on many occasions. He had to report that his wife had thrown out his beer.

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JJ Watt Box Jump: How High Did He Go?

Note to NFL quarterbacks next season: You might wanna just take a need every time JJ Watt is on the field. The Houstin Texans lineman, who recorded 20.5 sacks last year and who weighs 288 pounds, leaps 59.5 inches off the ground in the following video. Just how impressive is this feat? Consider: the top vertical jump at the 2013 scouting combine belonged to Seahawks running back Christine Michael. He weighs 221 pounds. And he jumped 43 inches. Check out Watt’s amazing vertical now and then also be in awe of Cardinals rookie Robert Gill running 25 miles per hour … JJ Watt Vertical Jump: WOW!

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Britney Spears to Announce "Cool, Hip" Las Vegas Show

Britney Spears has reached that point in her career where it’s ‘Vegas or Bust’! The singer has landed a show at Planet Hollywood that TMZ is reporting being described as ” Not your father’s Shania Twain concert .” It is also said to be a “cool, hip, club-like show”. The real question here is, do many people compare Britney Spears and Shania Twain in the first place? I mean, really, do they? This might be a conversation I’d like to be in on as it sounds incredibly deep and very educational. Regardless if they do or not, we wish Britney all the luck in her new endeavor. Say hello to Bette Midler for us. At least it’s not Branson?

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Four-Year-Old Finds Marijuana Pipe in Burger King Kids Meal

A Michigan Burger King franchise apparently feels that when it comes to its slogan “Have It Your Way,” the way four-year-olds want it is really baked. A family found a marijuana pipe in their four-year-old’s kid’s meal box, according to reports. Instead of a Jungle Book toy, they got a glass bowl. Tight. The boy’s grandpa went to the Dundee, Mich., restaurant to pick up his burger, then discovered that fries weren’t the only item it came with on the side. Dundee Police Chief David Uhl said the pipe was full, too: “He handed the kid’s meal that he had gotten at Burger King to his 4-year-old grandson and when they opened it up they found a loaded marijuana pipe.” The boy’s parents were “on top of it,” he said, and removed the piece, which a 23-year-old employee hid in the meal box earlier while he was at work. It was then inadvertently filled with food and given to the young customer, and the employee was charged with drug and paraphernalia possession. This gets stranger still. After making the discovery, grandfather noted a “suspicious” car in the parking lot and wrote down the license plate number. The kids in the car, 18 and 20, turned out to be friends of the BK employee who attempted to warn him when cops were called in to handle the matter. They were arrested and charged with drug possession as well. Burger King said in a statement: “This Burger King restaurant is owned and operated by a franchisee who enforces a zero-tolerance drug policy.” “The franchise management team is cooperating fully with [police]. BK and the franchisee extend a sincere apology to the guests involved in this incident.” Silver lining for BK? They’re far from alone in this regard: A Wendy’s employee was seen guzzling Frosty from the machine . A Taco employee was photographed licking shells . Golden Corral stores meat by the dumpster . Taylor Chapman went on a racist rant against Dunkin Donuts employees after not receiving … check that, DD actually handled that one well.

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Wendy’s Employee Guzzles Frosty Straight From Machine, Goes Viral on Reddit

Two quick notes to American fast food employees: Please stop doing gross stuff with the food At least stop taking photos of it if you do Actually, never mind the second step. If you’re dumb enough to do #1, you’ll obviously want to share it, and we can at least help you get fired that way. The dude above, guzzling straight from the Wendy’s Frosty machine (the vanilla kind, for unknown reasons), became a viral hit after his pic hit Reddit. Not by his doing. “I was going to buy a frosty from Wendy’s until I saw the employee do this,” the poster wrote, and shortly thereafter, the guy got 86’d. If there’s any consolation to be found in this, it’s that Taco Bell Guy tongue-bathing and fondling a set of shells this spring was probably even worse. Remember that guy? No? Well, here’s a revolting refresher: Where will the next addition to this series come from? McDonald’s? Subway? Burger King? Let’s hope none of the above, and the food defiling ceases. But if we’re forced to put money on it, BK all the way.

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Anna Nicole Smith Daughter to Bank $49 Million from Estate Sanctions?

Larry Birkhead may soon be laughing all the way to the bank. A federal judge ruled this week that Dannielynn – the six-year old daughter Larry had with the late Anna Nicole Smith – may be entitled to as much as $49 million due to sanctions from the estate of E. Pierce Marshall, the son of Anna’s ex-husband, J. Howard Marshall. The judge found “massive discovery abuse” in Marshall’s legal battle against the deceased model and has ordered his estate to pay up as punishment. Such a punitive figure arises from allegations that Marshall’s estate lawyers utilizes “delaying tactics like shipping crucial legal documents to a lawyer in Lake Charles, La. to try and keep them out of the hands of Smith’s lawyers,” according to Forbes . Those representing Anna Nicole have been trying for many years to recover hundreds of millions from the enormous estate of her late ex, which is estimated to be close to $1 billion. He passed away at the age of 90 in 1995, but did not include his wife at the time in his will. “This is a complete vindication of Anna Nicole’s rights, and a total condemnation of what was done to her,” Phil Boesch, lawyer of Smith’s estate, told Forbes . “We are confident that the amount Anna’s estate and daughter Dannielynn will finally be awarded will be fair and substantial.” Anna Nicole died from a drug overdose in 2007 at age 39.

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Hands-Free Whopper Holder: Actually a Thing!

What’s crazier than McDonald’s claiming it does not sell junk food ? How about Burger King coming out with an apparatus that allows one to eat a Whopper without using one’s hands? Yes, the chain debuted such an item this week in honor of its 50th anniversary in Puerto, giving away 50 hands-free holders to customers in that U.S. territory. It’s unclear whether or not the extremely useful and necessary tool will make its way to the States, but here is a commercial for it: Hands-Free Whopper Commercial

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