Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose… Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….
As ridiculous, annoying, even desperate as Lady Gaga is. She still managed to take her ugly face, a face that was meant to be a receptionist, but luckily had rich parents so she could free intern in the right places her dad probably had connections with, leading to her partnering up with a record company that put money into her, packaged her into this clown, like some modern day circus…and shit made fucking money…even as she got stupider and stupider…the retard audience loved ever move she made…and now she’s pretty much forgotten, still makes money, and still tries to get noticed because she has that taste and can’t accept that it’s over… I still like her ass… But maybe I’m just saying that because early on in her career, I got drunk at a party she was at, and fondled it without her realizing it, and kinda liked it. I tell this story every time I see her, because the fact that I fondled her ass and she didn’t notice, while in a thong and fishnets like this, is all I really ever liked about her…and all she was ever really good for…and other than this big ass…she’s the fucking worst…so take it in…for old time memories of places my hand has been… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Allie DeBerry. She is from Texas. She is 20 years old, and has been in the business since she was three, all because she had a “love for being in front of the camera”…which at 3 translates to “she had an opportunist, egotistical stage mom, who felt like making money while celebrating the cute that fell out of her pussy”…and it all ended up on the Disney Channel… The interesting thing with this child stars, isn’t how broken they become because their parents exploited them, but rather than unlike adult stars, their moms were the ones sucking executive dick to get ahead, and not them…meaning when a girl is raised by a hooker,while having a fan base, good things happen…like every other Child star who has ended up doing porn, dying of drug overdoses, etc… I’ve never heard of her, but a little bikini for instagram is a decent introduction or preview of what’s to come..which could be you, making me feel gay.
It appears Dean McDermott is using the same excuses for cheating on Tori Spelling that he used on Mary Jo Eustace … after cheating on her with Tori Spelling. True Tori Sneak Peek – Dean NEEDS Sex Before Work Trips! Embroiled in a sex scandal and trying to save his marriage to Spelling through counseling, as depicted on Lifetime’s True Tori, Dean sort of blames her for it. Seriously. If she had just let him have sex before he left for his business trip last December, he would never have gone slumming with Emily Goodhand. The man has some nerve, and apparently it’s not even the first time he’s tried that defense. In filing for divorce in 2005, after meeting Tori, he cited this. “Approximately a year after our marriage, [ Mary Jo Eustace ] started to become distant and not interested in our relationship,” his divorce filing reads. “Displays of affection and love had dissipated … I took it upon myself to try harder and open discussions regarding our relationship and intimacy issues.” Mary Jo Eustace Slams Dean McDermott “The Respondent would say she would try harder to work on intimacy issues,” he said. “The results would last for maybe a week, and things would return to what they were.” “This pattern continued for 11 years.” During a recent episode of True Tori , the actor said his sex life with the mother of four, “wasn’t fantastic all the time,” while Tori cried that she can never do enough. “It was never enough for you and there was nothing I could do about it,” she told Dean. “I wore that guilt all the time, thinking, ‘He’s going to cheat on me.'” “I could never give him enough sex.” Sounds like no one can. True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott’s Affair Is Fake 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids.
CBS has unveiled a new fall schedule that makes room for NFL games on Thursday nights, temporarily shifting The Big Bang Theory to Mondays as a result. CSI is also on the move to Sundays, while NCIS: Los Angeles will now air earlier in the week and Two and a Half Men will enter its final season, which will be based on a major “event” of some kind. Scroll down for a look at what’s new (in CAPS) and what remains the same… MONDAY 8 pm The Big Bang Theory 8:30 Mom 9 pm SCORPION 10 pm NCIS: Los Angeles TUESDAY 8 pm NCIS 9 pm NCIS: NEW ORLEANS 10 pm Person of Interest WEDNESDAY 8 pm Survivor 9 pm Criminal Minds 10 pm STALKER THURSDAY 8 pm Thursday Night Football ( NOTE : The Big Bang Theory, The Millers, Two and a Half Men, The McCarthys and Elementary will all return to Thursdays on October 30.) FRIDAY 8 pm The Amazing Race 9 pm Hawaii Five-0 10 pm Blue Bloods SUNDAY 7 pm 60 Minutes 8 pm MADAM SECRETARY 9 pm The Good Wife 10 pm CSI
Dragons, princesses, keeping you glued to your television for hours on end… Game of Thrones and the Super Mario Brothers videogames have more in common than you might think, and a brilliant new YouTube clip mashes the unexpectedly similar worlds together: Game of Thrones-Mario Brothers Credits Okay, so GoT and Super Mario part ways when it comes to things like violent castrations and stubby-legged Italian-American plumbers, but the video above – uploaded by NicksplosionFX – shows us that Westeros and the Mushroom Kingdom aren’t as different as they initially seem. Like last week’s Game of Thrones character texts , the GoT /Mario mash-up shows us that with a few subtle changes the universe envisioned by George R.R. Martin could be a far less terrifying place: After all, the Vanilla Fortress sounds like a way friendlier castle than the Dreadfort, and the occasional warp zone could certainly help Arya and the Hound out of a tight spot. In order to fully appreciate Nicksplosion’s attention to detail, we recommend checking out the side-by-side comparison between the original GoT credits and the Mario-ized version below: Game of Thrones-Super Mario Comparison Then, when you’re done laughing and ready to get back to the business of being shocked and horrified go watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic. Game of Thrones Texts 1. Game of Thrones Text: The Hound Texts between Arya and the Hound. One of the hilarious new memes inspired by texting and Game of Thrones.
Why did Solange Knowles violently attack Jay Z inside an elevator of The Standard Hotel on the night of May 5? We may now have a partial answer. According to a People sources, Knowles was “provoked” by designer Rachel Roy earlier that evening, with Beyonce stepping in to tell Roy “not to talk to her sister.” Jay remained silent during that initial confrontation. Rachel Roy Fight to Blame for Solange Knowles assault? Roy has known the Knowles family for years and is actually the ex-wife of Jay Z’s former business partner, Damon Dash. She was also a guest over the weekend at Kim Kardashian’s bridal party . Toward the end of the night, “Jay said something inappropriate to Beyonce and Solange , and she snapped,” says the insider. “When they got in the elevator, it escalated quickly the way family tensions can [and] got exceptionally heated the way family moments can.” That much is clear to anyone who has seen the full Solange assault footage: Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Full Video It remains unclear, of course, just what brought on the argument with Roy and why Solange would get SO angry at Jay Z for simply remaining uninvolved in this alleged argument. A witness, meanwhile, claims Solange was drunk at the time of the beatdown – but People’s insider says the artist “was not intoxicated” and has already moved on. “She’s fine now,” the source says of Solange. “She’s back home in New Orleans and she’s going on with her business.” Other theories on why the beef erupted include … Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Why Did it Happen? 1. Solange Has a Drinking Problem Many have pointed out that the fight took place at the end of a very long night of partying, and Solange may have been drunk at the time of the event. Reactions from those around her suggest this sort of thing happens often. We may never know for certain what caused her to snap like that, but hey, at least we’ll always have anonymous sources giving us their best guesses. And these #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange memes: #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange: The Best Memes 1. A Chris Brown Hook Up
Why did Solange Knowles violently attack Jay Z inside an elevator of The Standard Hotel on the night of May 5? We may now have a partial answer. According to a People sources, Knowles was “provoked” by designer Rachel Roy earlier that evening, with Beyonce stepping in to tell Roy “not to talk to her sister.” Jay remained silent during that initial confrontation. Rachel Roy Fight to Blame for Solange Knowles assault? Roy has known the Knowles family for years and is actually the ex-wife of Jay Z’s former business partner, Damon Dash. She was also a guest over the weekend at Kim Kardashian’s bridal party . Toward the end of the night, “Jay said something inappropriate to Beyonce and Solange , and she snapped,” says the insider. “When they got in the elevator, it escalated quickly the way family tensions can [and] got exceptionally heated the way family moments can.” That much is clear to anyone who has seen the full Solange assault footage: Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Full Video It remains unclear, of course, just what brought on the argument with Roy and why Solange would get SO angry at Jay Z for simply remaining uninvolved in this alleged argument. A witness, meanwhile, claims Solange was drunk at the time of the beatdown – but People’s insider says the artist “was not intoxicated” and has already moved on. “She’s fine now,” the source says of Solange. “She’s back home in New Orleans and she’s going on with her business.” Other theories on why the beef erupted include … Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Why Did it Happen? 1. Solange Has a Drinking Problem Many have pointed out that the fight took place at the end of a very long night of partying, and Solange may have been drunk at the time of the event. Reactions from those around her suggest this sort of thing happens often. We may never know for certain what caused her to snap like that, but hey, at least we’ll always have anonymous sources giving us their best guesses. And these #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange memes: #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange: The Best Memes 1. A Chris Brown Hook Up
Jessica Alba is pretty full of shit. She’s just understands marketing and how to present herself to the public so that they buy into her stupid brand that probably makes a ton of money. She’s probably not even fucking or sleeping in the same bed as her husband, you know shit is probably all about money and the business and both parties are totally cool with their partnership…even if it is really just a lie… So I see see was wasted at a bikini pool party…mom’s are allowed to get TURNT up…but I went to her instagram and all she posted was her at some mother’s day charity bullshit…meaning her getting TURNT is not really how she wants to present herself to the world, yet she still want to get TURNT… It’s just this hypocrisy that goes on in the world, because I don’t want to support some Martha Steward of Parenting, knowing she’s just a bikini clad party slut up on some Tara Reid shit…I want bitch to commit to her Brady Bunch shit and to me this is a slip up, even though I love girls in bikinis.. I guess what it comes down to is that Jessica Alba doesn’t matter anymore..she’s old and a mom and even in a bikini sucks…so I should just end this post now. TO SEE MORE SHITTY PICS OF ALBA PARTYING IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE TO SEE PICS OF BUSTED UP HOOKER CRYSTAL HEFFNER A SIMILAR VEGAS POOL PARTY CLICK HERE
