Bryan Singer, the acclaimed director who’s been accused of molestation by Michael Egan is today speaking out against the allegations made against him by the former child actor. Bryan Singer Accusations Singer issued a statement today saying, “The accusations against me are outrageous, vicious and completely false.” The director added that he will not be participating in promotions for his upcoming film X-Men: Days of Future Past , because he does not want his the charges against him to distract from the movie. Curiously, Singer then briefly plugged the film, a move that many will likely consider to be in poor taste. “I do not want these fictitious claims to divert any attention from X-Men: Days of Future Past ,” said Singer. “This fantastic film is a labor of love and one of the greatest experiences of my career.” Singer was the first accused of belonging to what Egan describes as an “underground Hollywood sex ring” designed to prey on young boys. Egan has filed three more sexual assault suits since accusing Singer. He now alleges that Hollywood producers Gary Goddard, Garth Ancier and David Neuman also victimized him when he was a teen. Details of this shocking case are still emerging and we’ll keep you updated as more information becomes available.
Just when I thought I knew every no-name hottie out there, here’s one named Cassie Cardelle with a sexy lingerie shoot for Rukus Magazine . Now according to my research, Cassie is a wannabe pop star or something. In which case, she should totally get in touch with me. Not because I can help her career or have contacts in the music business anything, but because I’d really enjoy seeing this killer body of hers in person. So how about it? Call me?
I’ve never seen a single episode of Good Morning America , probably because I’m not 80-years-old, but I might have to start after this. Because here’s Sofia Vergara bringing her hotness into the studio, and I’ve always dreamt of waking up to Sofia in the morning, although this isn’t exactly what I meant. That said, if the producers really wanted to give me a good reason to get out of the bed that early, I would’ve expected a lot more cleavage than this. Or maybe Sofia just saves that for primetime. Either way, I think I’m still probably hitting the snooze button. Photos: Fameflynet
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on her, but here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Maryna Linchuk doing what she does best: looking smoking hot in a bikini, and making me need to take my third cold shower of the day. That said, I do have one minor complaint when it comes to Maryna — her Instagram is seriously lacking in the bikini and lingerie selfie department. And I just hope she fixes that soon, because it’s the best thing she could do to help take her career to the next level. Well, that and date a certain celebrity blogger, but I figure one out of two will do for now.
We already know Michelle Obama can dance . But will she be shaking it to the country music stylings of Rayna James on Nashville next month? That much is unclear, but TV Fanatic has confirmed that the First Lady will guest star on the May 7 episode of this ABC drama, coming on board as herself for an installment that features a charity concert at Army base Fort Campbell in Kentucky. Kellie Pickler will also appear on this episode. Obama will also be seen on this Thursday’s season finale of Parks and Recreation and has recently stopped by iCarly, Sesame Street and The Biggest Loser. She remains intent on promoting nutrition and physical well-being for her Let’s Move! initiative.
Jon Hamm has set his sights on another Hollywood A-Lister. A couple years after slamming Kim Kardashian , Hamm spoke to Men’s Fitness about Justin Bieber and that singer’s ongoing downfall, shaking his head over what’s become of the young artist. “Look at Bieber or whoever,” says Hamm. “You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame.” Hamm is really coming down Bieber’s parents here, of course. And he isn’t the first to do so. In an earlier interview, Joe Jonas referred to Jeremy Bieber as a party animal and said it’s not surprising Justin has fallen so far considering he’s been raised by such a father. In conclusion, the Mad Men star says celebrities need someone in their lives to point out when they’re being a “shithead,” as well as to teach them basic life skills. “You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing,” Hamm says. Things Celebrities Have Said About Justin Bieber Open Slideshow 1. He tortures puppies! Anthony Bourdain: In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. View As List In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. Anthony Bourdain Permalink: He tortures puppies! Added: April 18, 2014 1. He tortures puppies! In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. We’re all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone’s hurting, be there. We could all use a little more compassion. Ariana Grande Permalink: To err is human. Added: April 18, 2014 2. To err is human. We’re all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone’s hurting, be there. We could all use a little more… At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19. Rob Ford Permalink: Whatever, he’s 19. Added: April 18, 2014 3. Whatever, he’s 19. At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19. The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make. Kevin Hart Permalink: Blame the media. Added: April 18, 2014 4. Blame the media. The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make. Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He’s obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere. Seth Rogen Permalink: He’s a piece of $hit! Added: April 18, 2014 5. He’s a piece of $hit! Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He’s obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere. Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can’t draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless. Permalink: What an idiot! Added: April 18, 2014 6. What an idiot! Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can’t draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless. Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them. Kelly Osbourne Permalink: Live and learn. Added: April 18, 2014 7. Live and learn. Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them. Your dad is your party animal – that’s going to sum it up pretty quick. There’s an equation for some sort of explosion. Joe Jonas Permalink: Blame it on pops. Added: April 18, 2014 8. Blame it on pops. Your dad is your party animal – that’s going to sum it up pretty quick. There’s an equation for some sort of explosion. If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. Andrew Garfield Permalink: Hey, could have been me… Added: April 18, 2014 9. Hey, could have been me… If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. Jon Hamm Permalink: Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’… Added: April 20, 2014 10. Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’… Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a…
Getting fired can take a tremendous toll on anyone’s health and well-being, but for a man like Don Draper (who got drunk every night and took frequent midday naps even while he was gainfully employed), an extended period of rudderless inactivity could amount to a slow death sentence. Watch Mad Men Season 7 Episode 2 Online As we learned on last night’s episode of Mad Men , Don seems well aware of how much trouble he’s in without the stabilizing influences of wife and work. So while he may have taken to pounding the snooze alarm until noon, he’s also begun carefully monitoring his whiskey consumption and he continues smuggling pitches to his former colleagues at SC & P. We also learned last night that Don’s been lying about his unwelcome sabbatical to Megan and the rest of his family. As he usually does with personal matters, Don has once again chosen deceit over confrontation, and the result is predictably messy. Which brings us to the Draper the audience actually still likes: Sally! Don’s daughter is the first to discover that his lunch meetings have been replaced by daytime TV when she makes an unannounced visit to his office and finds eternally-cardiganed douchebag Lou in Don’s place. Sally knows instantly she’s been lied to by her father and the effect on their relationship is immediate and profound. She already busted Don for cheating on yet another mother figure last season, but this latest deception seems to confirm what she’d dreaded: lying for Don Draper comes as naturally as breathing. Reminded again of how dishonesty can irreparably damage even the strongest bonds, father and daughter both quietly resolve to be more truthful with the world. Note how uncomfortable Sally is with even the small deception of hiding a pair of ill-gotten sandals in her closet. When Sally beseeches Don to “just tell the truth,” she’s talking about much more than her school absence note. Realizing that he’s let his daughter down yet again, Don admits his guilt and shows his true self for possibly the first time since he shed his Dick Whitman skin. The fact that Don is not only capable of honesty but wants so desperately to guide Sally in the right direction gives us reason to hold out hope for these two for the first time in a long time. When Sally says, “I’m so many people” she’s giving voice to Don’a anxiety about his own double life and he seems to want nothing more than to save her from his fate. Elsewhere: Peggy snatches her receptionist’s Valentine’s gift in a strangely sitcom-y subplot that seems very un- Mad Men . Hopefully they won’t make a habit hackneyed jokes about Peggy’s spinsterdom. Though Ginsberg describing her holiday plans (“Masurbate gloomily”) made for one of the episode’s best lines. Pete may be Mr. LA these days, but he’s still Captain Douche as far as his East Coast colleagues are concerned. Some things never change. Speaking of douches, Dawn standing up to Lou was fantastic. As rewarding as watching the death of King Joffrey . Also: Joan gets promoted! Cooper’s a racist! As always, much is taking place in the offices of SC & P. (Even the name keeps changing!) Watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic to keep up with all the high-minded drama! 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments Open Slideshow 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. View As List 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. 2. The Sterling-Cooper Lawnmower Incident A tragic mishap in the Sterling-Cooper offices. Well, tragically hilarious, anyway. 3. Betty Draper Shooting Pigeons Betty took her frustrations out on some neighborhood birds. She became a somewhat character in seasons since. 4. Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper Don’s daughter has had too many memorable moments to choose just one. It’s been a pleasure watching her grow into a sassy teenager. 5. Mad Men: JFK Assassination Scene Mad Men memorably tackled a day that brought the nation to its knees. Just one of many historical events the series has vividly brought to life. 6. Don Draper Hits Rock Bottom Don was a drunken mess for most of season four. He drinks a lot, but now he manages to do his job…for the most part. 7. Peggy Olson Smokes Weed Elisabeth Moss puts her foot down as Peggy Olson. That girl really wanted to get high. 8. Roger Sterling: Drunk For Pearl Harbor Day Every day is an occasion to drink for Roger Sterling. Though he got especially plastered (and bigoted) on Pearl Harbor Day. 9. Don Draper Crying Don broke down and showed his human side after learning about the death of a friend. We’re sure the final season will hold many more emotional moments for Don.
Miley Cyrus’ life has been loaded with drama recently. The singer was recently hospitalized for an allergic reaction, giving rise to a rumor that Miley suffers from a heart defect that could prove life-threatening. But the real tragedy here? She had to miss 4/20, yo! While some may have celebrated Easter yesterday, for celebrity stoners like Miley, the high holy day was day to get high as hell, but as Miley learned the hard way – there’s no tokin’ in the hospital. “Boutta be the wackest 420 ever,” Miley tweeted in the hours leading up to the big day. A tragically sober Miley continued to describe her heartbreaking situation from her hospital bed: “Happy 420/Easter,” she wrote later. “I’ll be where I’ve been the passed week. In bed. Crying. NOT stoned!” Not stoned on 4/20?! Ah, screw earthquake victims, can we take up a collection for this girl? In all seriousness, Miley’s situation sucks and it’s not made any easier by the fact that her extended hospital stay comes right on the heels of news that her dog had been killed by a coyote . Even so, expecting people to feel bad for you on a day when millions of Americans are reflecting on a dude getting whipped and crucified suggests Miley might be overplaying the pity card just a bit. Girl, you made $76 mill last year. Pay someone to smuggle you a pot brownie and move on! 20 Celebrity Stoners for 4/20
The Internet is abuzz with ideas for theme foods and twee crafts to celebrate Easter. But folks in Colorado, Washington State, and MediCali have another big holiday on their hands: Sunday happens to fall on 4/20, national pot smoking day, and that means it’s not just the big-time tokers who will take this opportunity to get in to the green spirit. Bud hobbyists and first-time smokers alike tend to come out in droves for this day. So we thought we’d create this handy party-hosting guide to make sure that the less experienced amongst you can stock your cabinet so full of viable munchies (like Funfetti Cookies ), you could host Willie Nelson, George Clinton AND the Parliament Funkadelic without having to make an emergency Taco Bell run. Take a look at these toker treats as you try out that Red Velvet Cookies Recipe : 20 Munchies to Eat on 4/20 Open Slideshow 1. Slurpee A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you’re stoned. View As List 1. Slurpee A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you’re stoned. 2. Waffle Taco Finally! We understand the reason the Waffle Taco REALLY exists. It’s for all those who spend the night baked and then need a bite! 3. Fried Chicken Fried chicken is best served, well, fried chicken is best. Try it cold! You’ll like it. 4. Cocoa Krispies Mmmm. Cocoa Krispies! Just remember the snap, crackle, and pop aren’t REALLY in your living room. 5. Sour Patch Kids Sour Patch Kids can be purchased by the pound on Amazon. You’re welcome! 6. Cookies Oreos, chocolate chip, peanut butter. Whatever the variety, these little circles of sweetness will hit the spot. 7. Jello This Jello is channeling its inner Bob Marley for 4/20. It’s your kind of Jello. 8. Hot Pockets Hot Pockets come in so many varieties that no matter your craving, there’s something for you! Stock the freezer! 9. Bagel Bites Bagel Bites are mighty tasty! Just be careful because they’ll totally burn your mouth, and that might harsh your mellow. 10. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Grilled cheese sandwiches are simple, timeless, delicious works of art. If you see Jesus or the Virgin Mary, you might want to check your stash. 11. Funyuns Funyuns are basically only good when you’re high. That’s a fact. 12. Doritos Doritos, the nacho cheesier the better, are the perfect munchie foods! Watch out for the orange-stained fingertips or you’ll totes give yourself away. 13. Doughnuts Being high is an excuse to eat a dozen doughnuts all by yourself, isn’t it? Yes, it totally is. 14. Bacon Cheeseburger The bacon cheeseburger. Mmmm mmmm good. Because bacon. 15. White Castle Harold and Kumar didn’t have an adventure to White Castle for no reason! 16. Sour Belts Sour belts, cousin to the Sour Patch Kids, can also be bought in bulk on Amazon. Again, YOU’RE WELCOME. 17. Candy Bars Miniatures or full-size, you can’t go wrong with candy bars! 18. Ice Cream Ice Cream, soft-serve, scooped, on a cone, in a bowl, with sprinkles or without, would make an excellent choice! 19. Inside the Fridge Just raid the fridge! Whatever’s inside is good for the grubbing! 20. Potato Chips Potato chips leave less signs that they’ve been there than Doritos and they don’t stink like Funyuns. Keep some on hand just in case! Stoners eat like pregnant women. That’s basically all you need to know. We’ve all heard the old adage “never go grocery shopping hungry,” right? Well, multiply that times one million for going grocery shopping high. Before you know it you’ve got a cart full of things like cookie dough in a tub, frozen giant pretzels, mustard in four flavors, pre-made cream cheese frosting, and omigod you know what would go so good with this? Grape Shasta and Orange Sherbet. Whether you’re celebrating with a few close friends or the grand opening of your dispensary, the key to keeping your palate happy on this epic holiday is – say it with me – VARIETY. So get creative! What’s in your kitchen cabinet? OF COURSE you can mix Cocoa Krispies with chocolate pudding. That’s one HELL of a high-dea… These 20 celebrity stoners will be joining you in the festivities. 20 Celebrity Stoners for 4/20
I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst. I’ve been drunk the better part of 3 decades, so I can’t place the exact moment I hated her and wanted her to burn a fiery death which was seemingly appropriate because of her fiery pubic haired crotch.. I mean was it during the Mickey Mouse Club era, or was it that she didn’t whore out when she had the opportunity, and now doing it years later makes me angry that she wasted perfectly good youth…or was it that I knew a virgin loser who was really in love with her and her show, I worked with him and had to hear about Felicity recaps every fucking week…. I just know hard nipples in Malibu magazine or not, she’s the enemy…
